For all scripts for the show, first up Toliet Inspectors meet toliet cleaners I would right it now but I don't have the time, but I'll do the basic ideas.
- Myles, Gaia on stage before hand pre prepared have there little discussion.
- Ali walks on has a little discussion with Myles.
-Chris walks on gets promoted, burns checklist gets promoted again.
-Myles's measuring.
-Competition victor, aka me.
- Ali walks off, I torment Myles, Gaia and Heleth, they then team up and come after me.

Feel free to do the script Myles but I will make alterations.

alis script is so much cooler

(Gaia and Heledd have their discussion, I don't actually know how it all goes)

(Ali comes on)

Johnson: Hello, sir!

Ali: Yes, Johnson. Any sign of the cleaners yet?

Johnson: Not as yet, sir. I hear you've had a recent promotion, sir!

Ali: Indeed, Johnson.

Johnson: Despite the fact that you were already the highest rank you can be in the toilet inspecting business?

Ali: These things happen, eh, private?

Johnson: I also heard we have recieved enough money for another promotion, sir?

Ali: Yes, private.

Johnson: (loudly, as Ali turns the other way): I've been here for five hours, doing my very important jobs sir!

Ali: (turning back to Johnson, apparently oblivious): hmm?

Johnson: (sigh) I was just saying that the promotion should go to the person who does their jobs the most efficiently and consistently, sir.

Ali: thank you, Johnson! I think it's gone to the right person as well.

Johnson: (as Chris comes on stage) I didn't mean yours, sir...

Chris: Sorry I'm late, Chief Inspector mark two!

Ali: Oh! I see what you mean, Johnson! The prmotion should go to the most consistent!

Johnson: That's right, sir.

Ali: Private, you've been consistently late for all the time you've had your job. You've earned the rank of corporal!

Johnson: But he hasn't done anything!

Chris: I don't have to do anything, I'm your superior!

Ali: Settle down, Private Johnson. Let's start with a checklist, Corporal!

Chris: Er, I think not, sir. (burns checklist)

Johnson: Sir! He's just burnt the checklist!

Ali: Corporal! You've just burnt the checklist!

Chris: Yes, sir?

Ali: You've been working consistantly against orders since you've had your job. You've earnt another promotion!

Johnson: Sir, we only had enough money for one promotion!

Ali: (shocked) You're right, Johnson! We can't currently afford for the Corporal to be a Corporal-at-Arms!

Johnson: Right, sir.

Ali: You'll have to be demoted to Assistant.

Johnson: Sir, that's highly unfair! Wait a minute... does this mean I won't have to do the sniffing?

Chris: Of course it does NOT! Do you expect your superiors to do it?

Ali: Don't worry, Johnson. Maybe one day, you'll rise to Private. Now, here are the cleaners. Go and do your job!

(Johnson looks disgusted while Sniffing)

Johnson: Why do I actually have to do that, sir? it doesn't accomplish anything!

Chris: it's funny to us because you're doing it and we aren't.

Ali: Johnson, do not make such crude job-slandering remarks! Now, Corporal-at-Arms, go and measure them.

Chris: go and measure them, Assistant!

Johnson: (After measuring) Four arms, two arms, one fingernail.

Ali: Good job, Corporal-at-Arms. Now for the results. The Best Toilet Award goes to... the Corporal-at-Arms! (Claps)

Heledd: But he's not a toilet Cleaner!

Gaia: He's not even Yorkish!

Johnson: Come On!

(Chris taunts the cleaners and Johnson and goes offstage)

Johnson: Revenge?

Gaia: Ohhh yes.

Heledd: Get the Flash.

(We go offstage)

Ah very good I'll have to remember to print this sometime.

Good job Shmylesh.

I'll print em as I'm doing it now k. I'm only doing one for Anna mind as we don't need a script.

Right shit.

We need to cut some crap tbh

I think we need more emphasis on the "big day" awards thing.

I suggest we cut out some of the crap and add some stuff to build more suspense and shiz

Maybe only give Chris one promotion, it may draw away from that theme in the piece; imo it's secondary and building up to the awards is more important.

input?

Where not making any big changes since the next practicw will be tech rehearsal and there no way your cutting my bits i got the least out of the lot of us allready maybe we should cut yours or Myles and concentrate on me rigging the award!

Cry more..

I didn't have any lines in the Barry Scott sketch.

Atm, the sketch kinda sucks. Our part refers too little to the actual piece, and there is a clear lack of atmosphere. But if you want to peform a half-arsed sketch then it's fine with me.

Seriously If we had any plans t ochange it we should have done it weeks ago. Any good luck alls for show later cause it'll be fine. I'll have some good pics tomoz for ya!