Title: Why Beyonce Is Better Than Karen
Coked Up Baby Boy - September 27, 2009 08:50 AM (GMT)
she has talent.
now ur turn <3
I Am... Michael Fierce - September 27, 2009 08:52 AM (GMT)
She doesn't like Britney even when she's shit.
Coked Up Baby Boy - September 27, 2009 09:20 AM (GMT)
Karen - September 27, 2009 06:11 PM (GMT)
LMAO! People were really struggling to think of reasons why she's "better". But I bet I'm better at literary criticism, philosophy, psychology, technical writing and systems analysis - not to mention landscape design, stripping and being a lady of the night... :sing:
I Am... Michael Fierce - September 27, 2009 06:18 PM (GMT)
Karen give up the little "stripper" thing because the ELEPHANT MAN wouldn't even go within a 200 METRE RADIUS of YOU and YOUR CACTUS.
Jack - September 27, 2009 06:18 PM (GMT)
Is Karen a codeword for Britney? If so, Beyonce is better in so many ways. There's no fucking argument, it's like comparing gold to sawdust. What's the point? The gold (Beyonce) speaks for itself.
Karen - September 27, 2009 06:26 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Jack @ Sep 27 2009, 07:18 PM) |
| Is Karen a codeword for Britney? If so, Beyonce is better in so many ways. There's no fucking argument, it's like comparing gold to sawdust. What's the point? The gold (Beyonce) speaks for itself. |
The only thing Beyonce's good at is fooling a lot of numpties into thinking she's something special. Whereas I (like Britney) actually AM something special.
I Am... Michael Fierce - September 27, 2009 06:27 PM (GMT)
Jack - September 27, 2009 06:27 PM (GMT)
erm yeh i totally see loads of potentional beyonces standing at the bus stop everyday
karen get real, your britney fandom is so threatened by beyonce - someone that can do everything better than britney. name one thing to do with their career that britney can do better than beyonce, one thing.
Karen - September 27, 2009 06:28 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (I Am... Michael Fierce @ Sep 27 2009, 07:18 PM) |
| Karen give up the little "stripper" thing because the ELEPHANT MAN wouldn't even go within a 200 METRE RADIUS of YOU and YOUR CACTUS. |
You don't know how gorgeous I really am. I growed up real purty y'know! :icecream:
I Am... Michael Fierce - September 27, 2009 06:36 PM (GMT)
You have a stupid fake internet persona. It's not even a good fake persona.
IRRELEVANT TO ME
Karen - September 27, 2009 06:37 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Jack @ Sep 27 2009, 07:27 PM) |
erm yeh i totally see loads of potentional beyonces standing at the bus stop everyday
karen get real, your britney fandom is so threatened by beyonce - someone that can do everything better than britney. name one thing to do with their career that britney can do better than beyonce, one thing. |
That's easy! Britney can make brilliant records with one of the most distinctive, versatile, varied, interesting, sensitive, interpretative, delicately nuanced pop voices of all time.
Whereas Beyonce makes boring, forgettable records all aimed at a fake audience of "single ball-busting ladies" when she's actually married to a guy 10 years older than her and she should be singing "Stand by your man" like Tammy Wynette.
And she sounds like a thousand other singers, no better. She has a really narrow range. All she has going for her is her Texas accent.
And now I turn to sex appeal. Britney has one of the best bodies in showbiz whereas Beyonce has a big, shapeless butt, skinny thighs and a tummy that's less toned than... yours, probably. Even speaking as a "les" I don't find her sexy at all.
Karen - September 27, 2009 06:38 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (I Am... Michael Fierce @ Sep 27 2009, 07:36 PM) |
You have a stupid fake internet persona. It's not even a good fake persona.
IRRELEVANT TO ME |
Well I'm hoping YOUR mean, bitchy, big-headed, arrogant, conceited, sneery, up-your-ass persona isn't your real personality because it stinks.
I Am... Michael Fierce - September 27, 2009 06:39 PM (GMT)
I love how "distinctive, versatile, varied, interesting, sensitive, interpretative, delicately nuanced pop voices of all time" makes up for "limited tone, limited range, tuneless, off key, croaky, can't actually sing"
SUCH A SUPERSTAR!
I Am... Michael Fierce - September 27, 2009 06:41 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Karen @ Sep 27 2009, 07:38 PM) |
| QUOTE (I Am... Michael Fierce @ Sep 27 2009, 07:36 PM) | You have a stupid fake internet persona. It's not even a good fake persona.
IRRELEVANT TO ME |
Well I'm hoping YOUR mean, bitchy, big-headed, arrogant, conceited, sneery, up-your-ass persona isn't your real personality because it stinks.
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Of course it's not.
We don't know anything about you Karen. You post twenty different pictures of yourself. One minute you're 18 and the next you're 39 and living on farm which JUST SO HAPPENS to be right next to anywhere Britney is performing. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES!
Karen - September 27, 2009 06:53 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (I Am... Michael Fierce @ Sep 27 2009, 07:39 PM) |
I love how "distinctive, versatile, varied, interesting, sensitive, interpretative, delicately nuanced pop voices of all time" makes up for "limited tone, limited range, tuneless, off key, croaky, can't actually sing"
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Only people whose sense of hearing and musical taste is so crude that they can only appreciate yelling masquerading as singing would fail to appreciate the wondrousness of Britney.
I bet there's more fans of Britney's voice in the world than of Beyonce's.
Karen - September 27, 2009 06:55 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (I Am... Michael Fierce @ Sep 27 2009, 07:41 PM) |
| We don't know anything about you Karen. You post twenty different pictures of yourself. One minute you're 18 and the next you're 39 and living on farm which JUST SO HAPPENS to be right next to anywhere Britney is performing. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES! |
I don't think I've actually said or posted any of that. It's all in your imagination.
Noles - September 27, 2009 06:55 PM (GMT)
This very thread PROVES Karen is a mental MESS. I don't know Beyonce or Karen in person but I would take Beyonce over Karen in a heartbeat, so yes Beyonce is BETTER! :hug:
Noles - September 27, 2009 06:57 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Karen @ Sep 27 2009, 02:53 PM) |
| I bet there's more fans of Britney's voice in the world than of Beyonce's. |
NOT TRUE. Oh and deluded stans like you don't count! This applies to NORMAL people ONLY. :ph43r:
Karen - September 27, 2009 06:58 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Noles @ Sep 27 2009, 07:55 PM) |
| This very thread PROVES Karen is a mental MESS. I don't know Beyonce or Karen in person but I would take Beyonce over Karen in a heartbeat, so yes Beyonce is BETTER! :hug: |
But then you actually think Christina Aguilera has talent for other things than piercing people's ears. So that kinda invalidates your opinion.
And I'm pretty sure I'm a nicer person than Beyonce.
Jack - September 27, 2009 06:59 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Karen @ Sep 27 2009, 06:58 PM) |
| QUOTE (Noles @ Sep 27 2009, 07:55 PM) | | This very thread PROVES Karen is a mental MESS. I don't know Beyonce or Karen in person but I would take Beyonce over Karen in a heartbeat, so yes Beyonce is BETTER! :hug: |
But then you actually think Christina Aguilera has talent for other things than piercing people's ears. So that kinda invalidates your opinion.
And I'm pretty sure I'm a nicer person than Beyonce.
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YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD THAT THINKS THAT
AND I'M PRETTY SURE YOU MUST NOT HAVE SEEN WHAT BEYONCE DID FOR TAYLOR SWIFT
I Am... Michael Fierce - September 27, 2009 07:02 PM (GMT)
BRITNEY WOULD HAVE JUST GONE UP IN A DAZE, LOOKED CONFUSED AND SAID THANKS (BUT NOT TO THE FANS) AND WALKED OFF CHEWING SOME GUM.
Noles - September 27, 2009 07:05 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Karen @ Sep 27 2009, 02:58 PM) |
| QUOTE (Noles @ Sep 27 2009, 07:55 PM) | | This very thread PROVES Karen is a mental MESS. I don't know Beyonce or Karen in person but I would take Beyonce over Karen in a heartbeat, so yes Beyonce is BETTER! :hug: |
But then you actually think Christina Aguilera has talent for other things than piercing people's ears. So that kinda invalidates your opinion.
And I'm pretty sure I'm a nicer person than Beyonce.
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She has talent. Just because a Britney stan like you thinks she has none doesn't make it true. Also Beyonce AND Christina are lot nicer to me than you. All you do here is talk trash about everyone and in my eyes that doesn't make you a nice person. Cheers!
Coked Up Baby Boy - September 27, 2009 09:30 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Karen @ Sep 27 2009, 06:11 PM) |
| and being a lady of the night... |
dat a nice way of saying ur a hooker?
"girls girls get that cash, if its 9 to 5 you be shaking that ass". xx.
Karen - September 27, 2009 09:32 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Jack @ Sep 27 2009, 07:59 PM) |
| AND I'M PRETTY SURE YOU MUST NOT HAVE SEEN WHAT BEYONCE DID FOR TAYLOR SWIFT |
I would've done the same.
ANYBODY would've done the same, considering what a career boost it would be for her. Hell, even Aggie would've done it, though she'd probably have said "I actually deserved the award but I have so many I can afford to let you have this one, especially since I'm getting the Best Video award tonight."
And now Beyonce has all kinds of halfwits talking about how amazingly great she was for doing what anybody would've done.
Coked Up Baby Boy - September 27, 2009 09:33 PM (GMT)
beyonce sang to a girl with cancer at the sydney show. even cancer patience stay away from u karen. so beyonce beats u at dat.
plants like u tho. u sing 2 dem. so sweet xoxox.
Karen - September 27, 2009 09:36 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Noles @ Sep 27 2009, 08:05 PM) |
| QUOTE (Karen @ Sep 27 2009, 02:58 PM) | | QUOTE (Noles @ Sep 27 2009, 07:55 PM) | | This very thread PROVES Karen is a mental MESS. I don't know Beyonce or Karen in person but I would take Beyonce over Karen in a heartbeat, so yes Beyonce is BETTER! :hug: |
But then you actually think Christina Aguilera has talent for other things than piercing people's ears. So that kinda invalidates your opinion.
And I'm pretty sure I'm a nicer person than Beyonce.
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She has talent. Just because a Britney stan like you thinks she has none doesn't make it true. Also Beyonce AND Christina are lot nicer to me than you. All you do here is talk trash about everyone and in my eyes that doesn't make you a nice person. Cheers!
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(1) What makes you think I'm a Britney stan? Mike and Jack say I'm not even a proper fan.
(2) When did either Beyonce or Aggie say ANYTHING to you, nice or nasty?
(3) What makes you think Aggie would be nice to you, when she's such a bitch to everybody else?
Karen - September 27, 2009 09:38 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Coked Up Baby Boy @ Sep 27 2009, 10:33 PM) |
beyonce sang to a girl with cancer at the sydney show. even cancer patience stay away from u karen. so beyonce beats u at dat.
plants like u tho. u sing 2 dem. so sweet xoxox. |
She sang to people without cancer too.
But I'll try to remember next Saturday night at the Cooch and Cactus to sing "Lovergirl" to everybody with a serious illiness. OK? :flowers:
Karen - September 27, 2009 09:41 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Noles @ Sep 27 2009, 07:57 PM) |
| QUOTE (Karen @ Sep 27 2009, 02:53 PM) | | I bet there's more fans of Britney's voice in the world than of Beyonce's. |
NOT TRUE. Oh and deluded stans like you don't count! This applies to NORMAL people ONLY. :ph43r:
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What the **** makes you think it's not true? Just because YOU prefer Beyonce it doesn't mean everybody else does.
Coked Up Baby Boy - September 27, 2009 09:41 PM (GMT)
if ur gonna sing to ppl wiv a serious illness, make sure u sing 2 da mirror. worst illness ever. xoxox.
Karen - September 27, 2009 09:44 PM (GMT)
"Mirror mirror on the wall
Who is the fakest, most ambitious one of all?"
"Beyonce - of course!"
You mean THAT mirror? It seems healthy enough to me.... :tease:
Coked Up Baby Boy - September 27, 2009 09:51 PM (GMT)
mirror mirror on the wall
whos the biggest dyke of all
daisy
Karen - September 27, 2009 10:01 PM (GMT)
Hey now! That's not nice when she's not here to defend her lady garden.
Coked Up Baby Boy - September 27, 2009 10:09 PM (GMT)
u attend to that garden dont u.
Daisy - September 27, 2009 10:28 PM (GMT)
Why do I get pulled in to the hate ring just cos I'm friends with Karen? I am as straight as they come!
I Am... Michael Fierce - September 28, 2009 04:59 PM (GMT)
Noles - September 28, 2009 09:32 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Karen @ Sep 27 2009, 05:36 PM) |
| QUOTE (Noles @ Sep 27 2009, 08:05 PM) | | QUOTE (Karen @ Sep 27 2009, 02:58 PM) | | QUOTE (Noles @ Sep 27 2009, 07:55 PM) | | This very thread PROVES Karen is a mental MESS. I don't know Beyonce or Karen in person but I would take Beyonce over Karen in a heartbeat, so yes Beyonce is BETTER! :hug: |
But then you actually think Christina Aguilera has talent for other things than piercing people's ears. So that kinda invalidates your opinion.
And I'm pretty sure I'm a nicer person than Beyonce.
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She has talent. Just because a Britney stan like you thinks she has none doesn't make it true. Also Beyonce AND Christina are lot nicer to me than you. All you do here is talk trash about everyone and in my eyes that doesn't make you a nice person. Cheers!
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(1) What makes you think I'm a Britney stan? Mike and Jack say I'm not even a proper fan. (2) When did either Beyonce or Aggie say ANYTHING to you, nice or nasty? (3) What makes you think Aggie would be nice to you, when she's such a bitch to everybody else?
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The only one who is a "bitch" to everyone is YOU! This thread is one source showing off your bitch-like behavior.
Karen - September 29, 2009 03:54 AM (GMT)
I'd almost forgotten what a self-righteous, irony-free twassock you really are, Nolesey. But you didn't waste much time in reminding me.
Karen - September 29, 2009 07:03 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (I Am... Michael Fierce @ Sep 27 2009, 07:39 PM) |
I love how "distinctive, versatile, varied, interesting, sensitive, interpretative, delicately nuanced pop voices of all time" makes up for "limited tone, limited range, tuneless, off key, croaky, can't actually sing"
SUCH A SUPERSTAR! |
Um.... I turn to Kara DioGuardi again. In an interview on YouTube she says "I found her to be a good singer. I found her pitch to be good."
I think I'd trust the opinions of someone who has actually been in a studio with Britney over your biased, cloth-eared, skewed, sneery sh!t.
Coked Up Baby Boy - September 29, 2009 07:27 AM (GMT)