Enter the most powerful monsters of all: the Mimes!!!

Master Mime
(shows a black and white mime with a crown on its head making an invisable box around a squished Master of Oz.)
*****
attack: 0
defense: 0

Effect: This card cannot be attacked if there are other monsters on your side of the field. If this is the only card on your side of the field, your opponet must attack your life points directly.
Pick to Monster Zones on your opponents side of the field. Monsters on the specific zones may not attack. These selected cards can not leave the field as long as this card is face up. At the end phase of your turn increase your life points by the defense points of the targeted cards.
:blink:

Monster Zones??? why not monster card?

duhh, to discourage ur opponent from bringing monsters out onto the field in case the mime gets destroyed by a magic or trap card (at least, that's what i'm guessing).

Si! Si! Thats what i was going for.
How bout this:

Mime Minnon
(Black and White mime that looks oddly like Egor following around the cape of the Master Mime [apparently he has a cape now] with a hunch back and all)
**
Attack: 0
Defense: 0
This card increses its attack by 300 points for each card on the field with mime in its name. This card my chage from attack to defense postion during main phase 2 even if it was apart of battle. If you activate this effect special summon one mine token to the field in defense postion (ATK: 0 DEF: 0). When Master Mime is face up on the field this card and any mime tokens can be offered as tribute to inflict 1000 points of direct damage on your opponets life points B)

Oh heres a mime for ya:


Mimic Mime [Dark/Spellcaster]

(looks like a mime w/a mask with a question mark on it mimicing a dark magician's "dark magic attack")
***
0/0
As long as "Master Mime" and "Mime Minnon" are face-up on the field, negate an opponent's attack by discarding a card from your hand and inflict damage to your opponent's lifepoints equal to the original ATK of that monster.


Mime Pupett Master [Dark/Spellcaster]

(looks like a mime with a sobrero(don't ask me why) with a Vampire Lord marionette)
****
0/0
As long as this card is face-up on the field, your oppponent's monsters cannot attack the same turn they are Normal Summoned or Special Summoned but all of your opponent's monsters must attack after this turn.

Mimicry of the Mime [Spell/Continuous]

(looks like a knight with a sword and a mime with an invisible sword and shield fighting)

during each of your Standby Phases, select one of your opponent's monsters and apply the selected monster's ATK to one of your face-up monsters that have "Mime" in the name.

nice ones. B) That reminds me Master Mime and Mime Minnon are Dark/ Spell casters. thanx
oh and whats up with the sombero? :P

I don't know :P

can't a mime have a lil' Mexican vibe in him? :) :rotfl: :lol: B)

how bout this one:
Mime Maracas
Equip Magic
(shows Mime Pupett Master zapping a green light out of a pair of maracas and electicuting a Berserk Gorilla).
This card may only be equiped to Mime Pupett Master. Target one monster on your opponets side of the field. As long as this card is face up, the selected monster cannot attack or change postion. If used to tribute summon a monster, the newly summoned monster decreases its attack by half. Add the attack of the selected monster to Mime Pupett Master. If the selected monster is your opponets only monster face up on the field, mime type monster can attack his/her life points dierctly. If this card is destroyed Mime Pupett Master is removed from play
>:(

Mime Barrier Wall [Trap/Continuous]
(looks like a bunch of different Mimes making a glass-like wall with their hands)

This card can only be activated if there is at least two monsters on the field with "Mime" in their names. As long as this card remains face-up on the field, any damage done to a monster with "Mime" in its name is negated to 0. Also, your opponent cannot damage your lifepoints as a result of an effect Spell, Trap, or Monster card.

Mime's Mirror
spell/equip
(looks like Mimic Mime laughing and holding a mirror that reflects Dark Ruler Ha Des' image)

This Card may only be equipped to a monster with the word "mime" in its name. increase the equipped monster's ATK by 1000 and its DEF by 500. Also, you may select one monster on your opponent's side of the field and either special summon one Mime Token with the same ATK, DEF, Level, Type, and Attribute as the selected monster or decrease the selected monster's ATK by 500 and its DEF by 1000.

Mime Artist [Dark/Spellcaster]

(looks like a mime with a huge paintbrush drawing a Master of Oz with a mime T-shirt)
*******
0/0
Selct 1 monster card from your opponent's deck, Fusion Deck and field and Special Summon it to your side of the field. The selected monster is treated as if it had "mime" in it's name and you must pay 800LP each of your Standby Phases. If the selected monster is destroyed, remove it from play. It cannot be brought back into play.

Piano Drop [Spell]

(looks like a mime pulling an invisible rope and a Piano crushing a Goblin Attack Force)

This card can only be activated if there is a monster card with "mime" in its name. Destroy 1 card on the field or in your opponent's hand.

Mime Barrier x10 [Trap]

(looks like an entire army of mimes creating an invisible wall with a rainbow aura)

When either you or your opponent activates a Spell, Trap or Monster that results a "mime" monster to be removed from the field, your opponent loses 1000LP

Mime's Makeup Kit
Contiunous Magic
(Show a jar of white makeup and a mime in front of a dressing room mirror)
As long as this card is face up on the field, all spellcasters and warriors on the fiels are considered mimes.

Mime Hypnosis [spell/equip] RARE
(looks like a Mime Puppet Master swinging a watch from a chain, hypnotizing a Goblin of Greed)
This card may only be equipped to Mime Puppet Master. Any monster destroyed by Mime Puppet Master is not sent to the graveyard, but is instead placed in any of your spell/trap card zones. The stolen monster is still treated as a monster and may attack your opponent's LP directly. This card cannot be negated or destroyed. Pay 500 LP on each of your standby phases. If you cannot, this card and all stolen monsters are removed from play.

on a scale from 1-10, how evil is this card?

I say at least a 7...hehehe! >:(