Ok well. THis is Pretty simple. Whats the Worst place youve gotten a woody?

I'll Start it off by saying School.... During Spanish Class. There was some REALLY got chick infront of me wearing this litttle mini skirt and a G-String. And well a Tight idk What to call it white shirt. She Sat across the class from me facing me. Well you can all imagine what went through my head as i was day dreaming. Then what happens my techer calls me to pass out papers. Nuff Said.

Post up guys!! lol i was just really bored so STFU dont ask me why i made this thread i'll save u the trouble :ban :bsflag :Gay :finger :hatespammers :haxor :lame :offtopic :plzdie

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i dunno i would have to say gym class was probably the worst, thought it wasnt that bad, teacher made us do jumpin jacks and i noticed i had grabbed some female attention while doing them and then i looked down at what they were starin at an i noticed i had a woody floppin in my pants

hahaha i cant think where in my part... i dont really get much boners anymore

i was with my ex gf at some coffee shop, and we were sittin in the corner and nobody was there and we were havin some fun ;) :P , then i got one and i was wearin jeans too :angry: ! and after a bit shes like do u wanna get the bill cuz i gotta be home soon, im like UH OH :o, so i had to say no and order somethin else makin it a reason till i get rid of the woody <_< <_<

hahaha those chicks that tease alot and are real freaks are the ones that give me boners.... heh im talking to this chick now that says she kinda likes pain... huh whats that u like pain? well let me riiiip uuuuuuuu!!!!

Wait till you have kids. You and the wife try and sneek a quicky while the daughters out playin with friends. Theres a knock at the door and of all the damn things you throw on sweats real quick.
It's your daughters friends Mother at the door. She wants to come in to ask if your daughter can spend the night.

I don't know....I found that pretty damn embarrassing :P

Heh id be like oh i didnt know it was you... Wana come join us we were having sex

:lol: Dam I should have thought of that :P

hehe it would never happen unless ur woman is a freak and so is the other 1 but then wut if the husband wants to join

so I was at fluffys house and i was watching one of his pornos. I got mad wood and rubbed one off and left the evidence in his pepsi. I hope he didnt drink the rest of it... :unsure:

Luckily I trashed that pepsi. *cough* cough* Brians a Needle Dick *cough* Cough*

Edit: i would have done it to one of Brians Drinks But...That would not work in my case. The sheer force of my tallywhacker is stronger than both of my arms. It's a hammer of God. Not only would you be knocked unconcious from the force and size of it all, you would turn into gold.

sounds like u finally hit pueberty

Yes i know FluFFy. Your penis is enormous. I still have the bruise from last time u dick slaped me....

Mexican hoodrats. Editing my posts again i see.....