MY PENIS....

I've grown up listening to small asian penis jokes throughtout my life and when i had no one to compare mine to, one of the disadvantages of growing up in a household full of females, i believed in the tale. Until later on in life did i get the chance to view a japanese adult film and noticed the penises on all the actors were the size of maggots. I stood in frenzy at how our stereotype started in the first place. The open public doesn't judge you on 100% of the asian community, they judge you on telltales of what the media portrays all these years. The asian industry doesn't hire you based on your penis size as oppose to the "other nationality " industries do. You get a part in a sex film because you're best buddies with your yakuza gangster's cousin's best friend's brother of that sort.
Months later i found myself drenched in a bath full of men at a health spa and did a little eye wandering. One couldn't really determine penis size without it being fully erect but i did notice various sizes when they were all in their relaxed state. I also noticed my penis being pretty thick compared to others that day. Years of doing research papers has given me the ability to self motivate myself to conduct a little interesting study of my own.
I headed to the Pasadena Adult Store and picked up a Penis Pump ( manual , not battery operated ), and as i headed to the cashier , i noticed a magazine on Asian Boys with Big Toys. It was this Thai looking guy with a dick the size of Florida, but it was also a gay magazine.
I took the time to pump my penis 15 minutes a day for the next several months and over time noticed a Huge difference in thickness and length. I got my penis to extend farther than my right hand ( My right hand is approximately 6.2 inches ), but it was an inaccurate reading because my penis curved a little. I had to figure a relative equation to approximate the additional length of the curvature which came out to about .12.
Now to make the study more interesting, I took the liberty of conducting half my studies through various subgroups.
I took measurements of my penis after using the pump for 15 minutes and doing the following :
1. Watching the Simpsons
2. Taking a cold shower
3. Daydreaming about Jessica Alba wearing a bikini made of crepes.
4. Drinking 3 glasses of Kendall Jackson Merlot
5. Standing before my bathroom mirror in the dark repeating " Bloody Mary " 3 times.
6. Imagining my grandmother running thru a field of Daisies naked.
7. Having an imaginary conversation with my winnie the pooh bear.
My survey listed various measurements without any consistencies. When my penis was at its fullest capacity, i noticed it wasn't always the same size. What i did notice was the greater margins depended on mental stimulation and not what you were given when you were born. I can knock out Mike Tyson with an erection given perfect circumstances.
And it doesn't always have to be pretty girl to reach your maximum erection. It could be different things for different people. Some people like watching donkeys mate and others are disgusted by it. So if you're one of the whiny girls that complain about your boyfriends small penis size, its most likely that he's with you for your personality and not your looks. I can reassure you that if you got rid of your acne prone face, bushy pubic region, scar graphs on your back, baby toe hairs, bad breath that can kill flies midair, and your annual yeast infections, then perhaps asians can finally compete with other nationalities in the bedroom.
CONCLUSION:
Small Penis = Ugly girlfriend.

Well, this is quite detailed. But you know a lot of things are sterotyped, DD. That's no surprise to me. People say shit when they just don't know or assume they know. But nicely detailed even tho' its baffling to me. Whatever floats your boat. And you have great taste, Jessica Alba is hot. I'd go bi for her. lol, just what my bro wants to see his sister saying. :lol:

Jessica Alba could definitely make me reach my full potential erection of 4.188.
And yes I did use the formula .01745xRadxAngle to find the arc length. :P

So given your results. Do you think sex or masturbation 3 to 5 times a day would give similar results?

masturbation definitely gives the penis a more strenuous workout unless you're doing a girl in her early teens, then it would feel about the same.

um....wow. only on the pin forums could you find this :lol:

I decided to conduct my own study but 2mins into the porno the experiment i was conducting was concluded leaving me tired and out of breath.

:lol:

That is what I was thinking Herpes.

http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/magazine/a...php?article=315

LOL! These threads rock!

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This has been an edit by your Local Milk Man.

read my entry a few more times scorch. I do not have a small penis. I've proven it thru my closed experiments.

:huh: :wacko: :blink: :o_O

and Mog also has hope.

Yeah, cuz DayDreemz isnt hot enough to give me the 7" p3n0r I normally have when i see a hot chick B)

you meant when you see your dad.

:blink:

A saying once went:

A black man with a large penis is normal

A mexican with a large penis is lucky

A asian with a large penis is impossible

DD, Asian chicks need an ass before they're competative in the bedroom :finger

Where you living AIDS? Alaska? :finger

LOL!

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okay now even a person like me is getting scared of scorch.

:rofl

Bewar teh scarib!!!!!!!!111

What the hell is that bro?

He got owned by the master editor:)

:Gay :lame :plzdie :finger

:lol: haha thats funny shit it was you wasnt it

It's not possible to burn me with my own material man:P

seriously what the hell is that, it looks like chinese.

:D

LMAO :lol: i have jessica alba as my backround and damn is she fine.

.... i have nothing else to say.

I've actually seen prettier She-males in Thailand than Jessica Alba. No joke.

no way. i gotta go on vacation real soon ;)

:o That's scary!!

Thats Disgusting.

LOL

well ive gotten my share of laughs from the last 2 pages of the thread... im done

i fucked one of them by mistake not feeling the lump out front.

sup pin. nice forums, this one in particular.

if youre into anal, a 10" penor aint the best thing. colons tend not to be as flexible as vags, and id much rather have a smoke than be calling 911.******the more you know******

and DD, im shocked; i always thought you were a nice, quiet and polite boy who would never have sex with a heshe or talk about smelling his sisters pussy (i cant bring myself to say it)(But Scorch can!).