Title: Heh im stupid too
Firestarter - July 18, 2005 10:51 PM (GMT)
Well i had a scavenger hunt with my friends yesterday it was the first time we did this shit so it was kinda dumb cause we skipped and made up goals quik. Well i told this chick i kno on aim so insted of just typing the story again ill just post the conversation.
WARNING: Long as Fuck! I would Rather not explain it to someone on Ts but have them read it so here you go..
xPiPixDuLcEx: n he was waiting down stairs n i was gettin everything
xPiPixDuLcEx: n taking long so he came up n he was cmone man lets go lets go
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we leave
xPiPixDuLcEx: and hes like shit man we gotta look for some road kill
xPiPixDuLcEx: or a friendly john
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we were lookin
LoOk iTz DeA: wait
LoOk iTz DeA: wuts a friendly john?
xPiPixDuLcEx: portable potty
xPiPixDuLcEx: w/e fuck u call em
xPiPixDuLcEx: we got pics n shit
LoOk iTz DeA: oh lmfao okok
xPiPixDuLcEx: we gotta tip one
LoOk iTz DeA: LMFAO!
xPiPixDuLcEx: so like w/e we were looking but we didnt find shit so we're like fuck it lets go to mekosuki or howeer u spell it
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we dip to mikasuki bingo and gaming
xPiPixDuLcEx: and hes like hey if anything we are tourist from europe and we'd like to get a pic of an indianm
xPiPixDuLcEx: cause the goal was shake an indians hand
xPiPixDuLcEx: n it was hard since indians get all butt hurt for everything
xPiPixDuLcEx: lol
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we get thier and theres sucurity
xPiPixDuLcEx: w/e blah blah blah he told us we cant take pictures of the downstairs but the upstairs
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we go upstairs n its completely emty except for two people in a bar
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we walk to the resteraunt
xPiPixDuLcEx: and theres some hispanic ladies
xPiPixDuLcEx: and we're like wenas
xPiPixDuLcEx: estamos quegando un juego y temos que retratar nos con un indio
xPiPixDuLcEx: so like the woman likes jeez i dont kno hold up ill look for one
xPiPixDuLcEx: heh n she goes around lookin for 1
xPiPixDuLcEx: n she comes back n shes like ok
xPiPixDuLcEx: theres a couple that are going out in the bar
xPiPixDuLcEx: which were the 2 people we saw
xPiPixDuLcEx: so then she gets into this long lecture that indians take shit very offensively and we should approach them with great respect and dont seem goofy or anything cause they could kick us out
xPiPixDuLcEx: and she should tell them we're form some college doing a report
xPiPixDuLcEx: and we need a picture
xPiPixDuLcEx: and like she told us that indians dont like having their picture taken
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we're like omfg how the fuck are we gonna take the fucking picture
xPiPixDuLcEx: this indian is gonna kill us
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we get their and we see this woman and this guy that looks black
xPiPixDuLcEx: skinny cool lookin black guy
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we go up to him and we're like hey do u belong to the mikosuki tribe and hes like nooo
xPiPixDuLcEx: and suddenly the chick turns around and she had a goaty n we're like wtf thats not a woman
LoOk iTz DeA: LMFAO!
xPiPixDuLcEx: n hes like i am
xPiPixDuLcEx: well
xPiPixDuLcEx: my friend randy starts getting into that college convo bullshit
xPiPixDuLcEx: and so im like man fuck that stupid story
xPiPixDuLcEx: tell him the truth
xPiPixDuLcEx: and randys like shit man fine
xPiPixDuLcEx: hes like man we're having a scavenger hunt
xPiPixDuLcEx: and the indian is like no fucken way i love those
xPiPixDuLcEx: ill help u guys out
xPiPixDuLcEx: n we're like wtf that was easy damn stupid lady was getting us scared of this guy
xPiPixDuLcEx: so while chris is getting the camera ready he pulls out a special mekosuki ID
xPiPixDuLcEx: and we are like no way it had the micosuki flag n everything
xPiPixDuLcEx: and we are like awsum solid proof
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we leave and we are like alright lets go to cold stone we gotta get some wasabi ice scream
xPiPixDuLcEx: and when we get there its closed and we are begging them to open
xPiPixDuLcEx: and so one cool guy opens up
xPiPixDuLcEx: and we tell him about the scavenger hunt
xPiPixDuLcEx: and hes like oh shit ur friends were just here
xPiPixDuLcEx: lol n the retards toke a whole love it size of the ice cream
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we took the pic of the ice cream in our mouthes
xPiPixDuLcEx: and it tasted like shit
xPiPixDuLcEx: but right when it gets to the last person the fucken camera runs out of batteries n it was like 1 am n we are like shiiiiiiit
xPiPixDuLcEx: we ended up going to a 24 hour walgreens
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we buy batteries
xPiPixDuLcEx: and the camera worked
xPiPixDuLcEx: and the files of the chris with the ice cream wasnt therer
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we were like fuck we cant go back to coldstone
xPiPixDuLcEx: so since it looked like vanila we ended up buying vanilla icecream and doing it with that
xPiPixDuLcEx: hmm so wut did we do next
xPiPixDuLcEx: oh we go to town in counrty lookin for people to do shit
xPiPixDuLcEx: like flick us off and flash us and blah blah blah
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we found a cardboard box
xPiPixDuLcEx: and randy tells me get out of the car and get it
xPiPixDuLcEx: hes like we need it for later
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we couldnt find no 1
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we went to don carters
xPiPixDuLcEx: we found 2 girls that wrote their numbers
xPiPixDuLcEx: which was 1 of the goals
xPiPixDuLcEx: and we found some crazy girls
xPiPixDuLcEx: and we got them to grab our asses
xPiPixDuLcEx: which was another goal
xPiPixDuLcEx: and they also danced with a mask on their face which was another goal
xPiPixDuLcEx: then since we were supposed to take a pic of a terd
xPiPixDuLcEx: chirs was like ohshit i think i might be able to take a shit
xPiPixDuLcEx: lol so while he tried to take a shit
xPiPixDuLcEx: we went looking for 10 people to write a story about a pickle who fucked a donaut
xPiPixDuLcEx: i know its stupid i didnt think of that one
xPiPixDuLcEx: so while their writing chirs pops out calling us
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we run to the bathroom
xPiPixDuLcEx: and there was his terd
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we took a pic
xPiPixDuLcEx: then we left don carders
xPiPixDuLcEx: and um...
xPiPixDuLcEx: we went to lakes of the meadow
xPiPixDuLcEx: cause 1 of us had to jump in a large body of water naked
xPiPixDuLcEx: so on our way we say the other team tipping a friendly john
xPiPixDuLcEx: saw*
xPiPixDuLcEx: and we like ah shit the fuckers they found a friendly john
xPiPixDuLcEx: lol so they dip
xPiPixDuLcEx: laughing at us
xPiPixDuLcEx: so im like wait the friendly john doesnt have to neceseraly of been up
xPiPixDuLcEx: wut we could do is put it back up take a pic of it up
xPiPixDuLcEx: then tip it again lol
xPiPixDuLcEx: and so we did it
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we get to the lake and randys like alright luis
xPiPixDuLcEx: go for it
xPiPixDuLcEx: and im like fuck no im not geting wet
xPiPixDuLcEx: i thought u were gonna do it
xPiPixDuLcEx: and hes uh shit man
xPiPixDuLcEx: so chris is like fine guys ill take 1 for the team
xPiPixDuLcEx: lol so he jumps in naked and we take a pic
xPiPixDuLcEx: lol n while he was in his boxers like 3 cars passed by and saw us
xPiPixDuLcEx: lol
xPiPixDuLcEx: jew there?
LoOk iTz DeA: ya lmfao! im pissing in my pants!
xPiPixDuLcEx: so w/e
xPiPixDuLcEx: he jumps in and we throw him a towel
xPiPixDuLcEx: and he was putting his close on in the car
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we get to a gas station
xPiPixDuLcEx: and randys like hey strip and put the card board box around you
xPiPixDuLcEx: and like why wtf
xPiPixDuLcEx: hes like 1 of the goals is that ur supposed to cross and intersection naked only covering urself with a cardboard box
xPiPixDuLcEx: and i was omg fuuuuck
xPiPixDuLcEx: hehe so i strip we run out of the car
xPiPixDuLcEx: lol and all the cars were beaping hahaha and while im in the middle of the intersection im like chris take the fucken picture!!!!
xPiPixDuLcEx: and hes shit hol up the camera has to load
xPiPixDuLcEx: i was like hurry the fuck up
xPiPixDuLcEx: and all the cars were beaping
xPiPixDuLcEx: lol
LoOk iTz DeA: lmao!!!!
xPiPixDuLcEx: and so he takes the pic
xPiPixDuLcEx: and we run back in to the car and dip
xPiPixDuLcEx: cause we could get arested for that shit
xPiPixDuLcEx: lol
LoOk iTz DeA: lmao!!!
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we were driving and we see a truck with those balls hanging from the back
xPiPixDuLcEx: u kno wut i mean right
xPiPixDuLcEx: ?
LoOk iTz DeA: ya
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we see it and we are like shit we gotta take a pic of that its one of our goals
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we had to follow the truck to its house cause we couldnt get a good picture
xPiPixDuLcEx: lol so the trucks gets some were and we take a pic and run back in the car
xPiPixDuLcEx: so while we were checking the list we saw that we had to tickle brass horse balls
xPiPixDuLcEx: and it was a goal
xPiPixDuLcEx: cause theres a house near dolphin with a huge fence
xPiPixDuLcEx: and over that fence is a brass horse statue
xPiPixDuLcEx: and it has balls
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we went
xPiPixDuLcEx: stopped the car
xPiPixDuLcEx: and lol i waited n the car
xPiPixDuLcEx: and chris didnt even have his shoes on from the dip in the lake
xPiPixDuLcEx: and while they were running he was bitching and screaming cause he was stepping on rocks
xPiPixDuLcEx: so they get there and randy jumps the fence
xPiPixDuLcEx: and they stayed a good minute trying to get a good pic
xPiPixDuLcEx: so while they were running back a car was coming
xPiPixDuLcEx: and im like hurry the fuck up a cars coming
xPiPixDuLcEx: and they saw randy n chris running from that house
xPiPixDuLcEx: well thank god we turned and they didnt follow us
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we do a few more stupid shit and we finally are like ight we are done
xPiPixDuLcEx: lets dip to dennies
xPiPixDuLcEx: and so one of the goals was the first one to get a condom on the oponents car gets 20 points
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we park the car on the corner on the end of the shoping center of dennies
xPiPixDuLcEx: and we wait for the fuckers to come to sneak up on them
xPiPixDuLcEx: so while we are waiting the came from the fucken back ally and surprised us
xPiPixDuLcEx: and he were like fuck randy fuck get the condom out the the package
xPiPixDuLcEx: and hes like im trying im trying
xPiPixDuLcEx: lol well they spot the car
xPiPixDuLcEx: and lol they peeled out and parked next to the car
xPiPixDuLcEx: and manny came out and threw the condom
xPiPixDuLcEx: and missed
xPiPixDuLcEx: so randy is like stay here and gaurd the car
xPiPixDuLcEx: and chris and randy ran after the other car
xPiPixDuLcEx: so im there wating and in about 3 mintues
xPiPixDuLcEx: 3 people are running from far screaming luis get the fucker dont let him get the condom on the car
xPiPixDuLcEx: lol well we spent 10 minutes trying the get a condom on the other person car
xPiPixDuLcEx: and we both got it
xPiPixDuLcEx: so we go inside dennies
xPiPixDuLcEx: and lol we saw their pics
xPiPixDuLcEx: and it turns out that they stuck their hand in a toilet
xPiPixDuLcEx: and it was the same toilet chris took a shit in
xPiPixDuLcEx: lol
LoOk iTz DeA: LMFAO!
xPiPixDuLcEx: and they didnt do the naked cardboard box shit in traffic but they did do the skinny dip in a lake thing
xPiPixDuLcEx: and gues where they went
xPiPixDuLcEx: they went to fucken dolhpin mall the bussiest place u could think of
xPiPixDuLcEx: and while when he was about to jump in
xPiPixDuLcEx: he hid behind a bush
xPiPixDuLcEx: and hes like shit guysi thought i heard keys!
xPiPixDuLcEx: lol so he gets over it and he jumped in
xPiPixDuLcEx: and the other manny told us that when he jumped in manny #2 saw his wang flop up and then right when he jumped
xPiPixDuLcEx: and george didnt even look he just took a pic with his eyes closed and hoped it came out right
xPiPixDuLcEx: lol so it did
xPiPixDuLcEx: and it was so damn funny
LoOk iTz DeA: LMFAO!
xPiPixDuLcEx: u see some big black spot in the water where mannys crotch is
xPiPixDuLcEx: cause of his fucken bush
xPiPixDuLcEx: aw man well it turned out my team won
xPiPixDuLcEx: it was fucken awsum we're gonna do another one in the next to weeks
LoOk iTz DeA: AWESOME!
LoOk iTz DeA: omg!! lol i soo awnan do that!!! lol
xPiPixDuLcEx: heh
xPiPixDuLcEx: well they said next time we might bring chicks
xPiPixDuLcEx: but u gotta do crazy shit!
xPiPixDuLcEx: like flash us! =P
LoOk iTz DeA: lmfao
xPiPixDuLcEx: im waiting them for the pics
xPiPixDuLcEx: the pic of me has to be the funniest one
LoOk iTz DeA: LMFAO!!!!!!!!
LoOk iTz DeA: aww mn u must of had like the best time!
xPiPixDuLcEx: fuck yeah
xPiPixDuLcEx: and we said that this one was unorganized
xPiPixDuLcEx: and next one was gonna be crazier and we were gonna have shit that sabotaged each others plans n shit
xPiPixDuLcEx: like fuck ur oponent stuff
LoOk iTz DeA: LMFAO!
xPiPixDuLcEx: no woops not fuck ur openent
xPiPixDuLcEx: i mean fuck em over
LoOk iTz DeA: lmfao ya i noe i got it lol
Ill have the pics soon ill see about posting them later.
Shortcake - July 19, 2005 03:04 AM (GMT)
Anybody that reads this...is dumb....cuz it is way too long. You can just explain it on TS if I care enough to ask. :P
Fluffy - July 19, 2005 03:43 AM (GMT)
Thank you Shortcake. My point exactly..... We had an argument about that exactly!
Firestarter - July 19, 2005 04:18 AM (GMT)
Shit only takes me 5 minutes to read..... Damn it so much for sharing a funny experiance... :(
Shortcake - July 20, 2005 01:42 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scorch @ Jul 18 2005, 11:18 PM) |
| Shit only takes me 5 minutes to read..... Damn it so much for sharing a funny experiance... :( |
Awww now I feel bad.....still not gonna read it though. :P
Fluffy - July 20, 2005 02:07 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Shortcake @ Jul 19 2005, 09:42 PM) |
| QUOTE (Scorch @ Jul 18 2005, 11:18 PM) | | Shit only takes me 5 minutes to read..... Damn it so much for sharing a funny experiance... :( |
Awww now I feel bad.....still not gonna read it though. :P
|
PWNED!
Firestarter - July 20, 2005 04:41 PM (GMT)
alright ill just say that i ended up streaking with a cardboard box and crossed a busy intersection for 30 points
AcidLollipops - July 21, 2005 05:23 AM (GMT)
I must be stupid. But I read fast, lamers! And it took me 1 minute. And there was no fucking pics of you streaking? I'm disappointed!