Title: The Killing Of Paris Hilton.
Description: Oh What Fun "Crucio!".
~Twylie_Wylie~ - April 30, 2008 12:14 AM (GMT)
Twyla was walkign up towards the forbidden forest when she saw Paris Hilton sitting on a bright pink deckchair moaning to her butler.Twyla smiled at her plan and walked up to Paris.'Hello Miss Hilton I am Twyla and I am your activity planner today as well as a lovely lady called Siernna.Now I am going to have to ask your butler to leave.Now Miss Hilton today we are going to do amazing things today and it might seem like magic but remember magic isn't real"twyla said as the grey haired butler walked away looking relieved.
OOC:Ok anyone can roleplay Paris just remember to make her as dumb as possible.
ladeeknight - April 30, 2008 04:41 PM (GMT)
Scarlett almost couldn’t believe her eyes. It was Paris Hilton, and she was talking to Twyla. A mixture of jealousy and a kind of grudging respect tore at Scarlett as she walked over to the two. She heard what Twyla told Paris. Paris looked blankly up at the girl and then said, “Will I loose ten pounds?”
OoC: LMAO! This looks like a fun thread Twy. Just to let you all know, I hate Paris Hilton with an unbridled passion. I am not sure that Scarlett would though, so I am still trying to decide how she would play this. But I will help you make Paris look as dumb as possible.
~Twylie_Wylie~ - April 30, 2008 10:59 PM (GMT)
The minute Twyla saw Scarlett she grinned evilly and mouthed to her "She is gonna die!".Twyla giggled at Paris's comment and Twyla said "Paris How much do you weigh?".Paris looked blankly at the sky and then said 'I think it's like um......24 kilos.....becuase that's ho......AHHHHHH!".Twyla looked at Paris and said "This is Scarlett Miss Hilton she is going to be your personal trainer today.And I think you will lose 24 kilos so hey you will be very how you say it Hot."She smiled at Paris who was struggling under a tree trunk.
Ilovechocolatehearmeroar - May 4, 2008 06:06 AM (GMT)
Siernna came strolling towards Paris Hilton and smirked " Aaah, you must be Miss Hilton, I am Siernna, welcome to paris Hilton's sevant world! Would you like me to rub this ointment on your feet"? Siernna said holding up a bottle of potion that gives you warts and boils " It makes your feet , um, er, 'hot'" Siernna stared as Paris's mouth sagged open " Can you say that a bit slower" she said.
~Twylie_Wylie~ - May 5, 2008 05:00 AM (GMT)
Twyla laughed as she pulled the trunk off Paris and said "One minute Siernna I have to do this.Miss Hilton would you care for some lemonade???".Paris looked at the sky and said 'Whats that???".Twyla smiled sweetly and said 'Just drink the damn stuff!".She pulled out a bottle of firwhisky out and said "Now this is a nice very expensive wine.......now drink it!".
Paris shrugged and said 'Fine I'll drink your lemonade!">She grabbed the bottle and skuled it down in 1 gulp.She started screaming and clutching her foot and yelling at the top of her lungs "My throat!It burns like ice!!!".
Ilovechocolatehearmeroar - May 17, 2008 03:50 AM (GMT)
" Oh, that's all just part of it, because it's special and only special people like you get to drink it eh"? Siernna said. " Yeah, I'm really special, much better then you, dum-dum" Paris said.
~Twylie_Wylie~ - May 17, 2008 10:54 PM (GMT)
Twyla held her wand up to Paris's throat 'Look listen here Hilton you are gonna die today so you might have more time the more you be so unlike you a decent human being so you say anything else like that and your'll be dead sooner than you can say That's hot!"Twyla said evilly,She smiled sweetly and said "Now why don't we do something fun when you hmmm when you get tortured".Paris looked at her and said "Can you say that a bit more slower?".Twyla rolled her eyes.
Ilovechocolatehearmeroar - May 30, 2008 06:24 AM (GMT)
"No no and no" Siernna said and flicked a rubber band at Paris "If you can't understand us deal with it or die" Siernna said " Why you're here in the first place I would never know"
~Twylie_Wylie~ - May 31, 2008 04:53 AM (GMT)
"Isn't it obvious why your here?You are gonna die today the only reason you are still with us and still on earth is because we want to torture you for a bit becuase if you haven't figured it out....you haven't cause you are dumb but today is your last day on earth unless we want to torture you even more"Twyla said smiling sickly sweet.
Ilovechocolatehearmeroar - June 16, 2008 05:02 AM (GMT)
Paris had a bewildered look on her face "u weirdos you are now paint my toe nails already I want a foot rub" she cried out. Siernna rolled her eyes and dropped a few drops of the boil potion onto her feet.' This is the massaging oil" she said
~Twylie_Wylie~ - June 18, 2008 04:52 AM (GMT)
Twyla rolled her eyes and said 'I've got the stuff in my dorm.1 minute".She ran into her dorm and got the vial of poly juice potion she had been specially saving for this day.She grabbed her acid hot pink "nail polish" and ran back to Siernna.She grabbed the hair of a weasel she saw earlier and dropped it in the potion.She put the acid down and got the potion "This Miss Hilton is a liquid botox"she said."Gimme Gimme Gimme!"Paris said greedily."You have to say the magic word"Twyla said waving the bottle in front of her 'Abra Cadabra"Paris said stupidly."Close enough"Twyla said putting the potion on her table and unscrewing the nail polish."Don't touch this stuff"Twyla said quietly to Siernna and Scarlett "acid"Twyla mouthed as she started putting it on Paris's toenails.
Ilovechocolatehearmeroar - June 18, 2008 05:12 AM (GMT)
" Oh, and some cucumbers for her lovely eyes too " Siernna said, pulling out two hairy green spiders and placing them on Paris's eyes. "What the heck, and a facial too I suppose" she said and started throwing rotten tomatoes and plums at her while she wasn't looking because of the spiders. " And now for your hair" Siernna cracked an egg on her head and slopped avocado and blue hair dye on too," Oh, you look wonderful Ms. Hilton" :clap:
~Twylie_Wylie~ - June 19, 2008 04:44 AM (GMT)
"Beatiful"Twyla said as Paris started screaming because the acid had gone through and disintagrated her toenails and was now working on her skin.It was fun watching the pink acid bore its way through Paris's toes.Twyla found soem more hair dye in her bag and mixed it together to make it a horrible colour looking a lot like cat spew.Twyla dropped a bit of another potion in it to make it everlasting.She smirked showing it to Siernna while piling it on Paris's head."Hair I think"Twyla said hacking like a maniac at Paris's hair until it looked a horrible mess.
Ilovechocolatehearmeroar - June 24, 2008 06:10 AM (GMT)
Siernna grabbed her water bottle and said : Time to get off that facial so we can do your makeup" she squirted paris and got some blue ink and smeared it on her lips. " Its blueberry flavoured, yumyum" Siernna said. Paris licked her lips and gagged. " Sooo not Hot"! she said in despair.
~Twylie_Wylie~ - June 25, 2008 07:32 AM (GMT)
Twyla smirked at Siernna knowing what she would be thinking.She put on a horrible dark green coloured bug on her eyes.She preformed the imperius curse best she could and made the bugs clamp onto Paris's eye lids.She smiled and said 'That is sooooo not hot Paris".
Ilovechocolatehearmeroar - July 6, 2008 05:15 AM (GMT)
Siernna grinned wideley. " Do youlike the bug style then? Well I guess I should give you this caterpillar then, or more"! Sheput three caterpillars in her hair. The caterpillars crawled around making a funny noise. Siernna found a spider in the grass and put it on Paris's face. " You look lovely" she said.