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Title: Pick-up lines
Description: The good, the bad, and the ugly


Sardine - April 16, 2008 06:17 PM (GMT)
Ok, so we all know that there are some pretty shoddy pick-up lines out there.. in fact, most of them suck, but then you also get the REALLY bad ones. So, share them. The good ones (if they even exist), ones that might've worked on/for you, the ones that totally suck (haha), the amusing ones, and your favourites.

My favourite is:
"Are you a fart, 'cause you just blew me away."

:P :lol: ^_^

Logan Devonwood - April 16, 2008 09:12 PM (GMT)
:P :lol:

Hahaha that's awesome

Here are some tasteful ones from the facebook group: Harry Potter and the Bad Pick Up Lines (some of them are just too funny)

"If I were to look into the mirror of erised, I would see the two of us together"

"You know, when I said 'accio hottie' I didn't expect it to work!"

"Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous."

Kitty - April 16, 2008 10:00 PM (GMT)
The funniest thing is when you get a response. Like:

Boy: Your place or mine?

Girl: Both. You'll go to yours and I'll go to mine.

lol?

Aiden - April 17, 2008 09:45 PM (GMT)
A thousand painters working for a thousand years could not create a beauty that equals you.

You're so beautiful you make me wish I was straight.

red_phoenix - April 17, 2008 10:15 PM (GMT)
OMG!!!! daniel radcliffe said this & it made me melt!!!!!

I've lost my #, can i borrow yours? :wub:

Sardine - April 18, 2008 03:16 PM (GMT)
When did Daniel say that?

Aiden, I love the second one!

Kaz, I'm sorry... I've heard that so many times I don't find it funny anymore :(

red_phoenix - April 18, 2008 08:52 PM (GMT)
He said it last summer. It was soooo hawt!!!! :wub:

Sardine - April 19, 2008 02:21 PM (GMT)
Uh... ok...




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