any one interesting in performing a skit for the lc's Variety night, post your audition here, if I don't get enough people we can't put on the show. We will also be needing set designer's and costume and makeup ppl for the show as well....best of luck and i hope to finally see some auditions!

and apparently, I haven't made it clear enough. Auditions for the Little Shop of Horrors are indefinitely postponed until I get enough people interested. And we have people actually DO something with it.

IE: If you want to be in it AUDITION. It's a nasty process, but we need it. Show that you care about the show to post your auditions here for the Variety night so I can have a grasp as to how active we can be if/when we ever do the show.

Dusty walks up to the stage... Leo I am not sure people understood how to do things the first time around really.. Anyways Im going to be auditioning with a little piece that should have five people. Im the Main person and then ill say person 2,3 etc.

Audition Bubble Gum Skit

Dusty walks into the office and goes up to the receptionists desk. She waits until the receptionist sees her.

Receptionst (person2)"May I help You?"

"I have a appointment with Mr. Doe" Dusty said in a calm voice.

"take a seat Ill see if he is ready." Receptionist replied.

Dusty takes a seat and starts chewing her gum loudly while waiting.

The Receptionist looks up. "Sorry Mr. Doe doesnt like gum chewing." she/he said.

Dusty looked around for a place to put her gum and was still looking when the Receptionist said. "Mr. Doe will see you now."
Dusty not finding a place to stash the gum sticks it to the back of the chair with a shrug as she walks off stage towards Mr. Does office.

Person3 walks in telling the Receptionist "I have that book you wanted." The Receptionist says "Thanks you can set it down on desk." and gets back to looking at the papers. Person 3 sees the gum on the way out and stops to chew it for a bit. Person 4 comes in and bumps person3 who starts choking on the gum. Person 4 goes up greets the receptionist and asks"Do you have that book I wanted?" Receptionist replies "Yes I do right here on the desk." Person 4 takes the book and starts walking back to the door "Person3 are you ok?" Person4 askes realizing person 3 is choking puts down the book and bangs person 3 on the back until the gum spits out. Person 4 steps in it as person 3 says "Thanks" and walks out the door. Person 4 not seeing the gum on the floor realizes that it was stepped on and scrapes it off the bottom of his/her foot and places it on the same chair that it was originally on.

Dusty entered back into the room and going to the chair picks up the gum and starts chewing it again unaware of everything that has befallen her little chewing gum.

"I hope you enjoyed I tried to stay away from gender specific cause if anyone else decides they want to do this skit with me it doesnt have to be just girls it can be mixed. There is a Morale to this skit." Dusty bowed and walked off the stage.

OOc: that what your looking for leo also this is a real skit that has been done by me multiple times. If anyone needs ideas for a skit I am willing to help out.

Skit night auditions. Alexander-Ray Mahoney's Audition: My Life.
(Please note this is not anything done before but I couldn't think of anything so...)

Ray: Brother.
----: Sister.
-----: Father.

Brother: Pop, it isn't as if you need to go to all that trouble. Sis, she can take care of herself she can. *Brother's feet stumble over to the table. Seats in the empty chair.*

Sister-Yelling: See, you're the only person who thinks I'm a child! *Pout*

Father-yelling: Enough! Enough both of you! Your mother says that she can't go and I stand by that decision! You're fourteen!

Brother: *eyes roll* Pop, c'mon. Four'een's not as young as it used to be. She can go t' that musical fair by 'erself!

Sister: It's a concert! Not a musical fair! *mumbles* My brother has to be sick to the brain. Musical fair... *scoffs*

Father: You be nice to your brother! He's standing up for you!

Sister: Dad! He's mental! He can't even speak like a human!

Father: That's quite enough! *stands from his seat and whispers to brother*

Brother-Under Father's Orders: Pop says no musicy fairs ever. He says that you have to app-app... Be nice to family. *adds own words while looking down* The only ones you'll gots...

((If you want it like the previous then I can change it :smile: Just, posting like a script is all.))

OOC: This is where I got my idea: http://www.thesource4ym.com/skits/skit.asp?ID=20

BIC: "This is the 'Blind Date' skit." Logan walked up on the stage with a girl following behind him. They each pulled a chair up to a table, and sat down.

Logan: So, you're Sarah, I take it?
Girl (Sarah): Yes, it's nice to meet you Logan
Logan: Great to meet you too.
Sarah: I'm glad you could make it. My friends said that you seemed pretty cool.
Logan: Glad they think so. And I hope I appear it, I mean, this is my first "blind date" (chuckle)
Sarah: Haha, is it? I've had several.
Logan: Oh? Shopping around for the perfect guy, then?
Sarah: Well, not exactly. I'm technically blind.
Logan: ...I see...oh! I mean...wow.
Sarah: Yup, sorry to spring that one on you.
Logan: No worries, Sarah. (begins thinking). Would you mind ordering me a soda? I need to use the restroom.
Sarah: Sure

Getting up, Logan pretends to walk away, but instead climbs up on the chair. Looking around he begins to dance, doing the disco. Carefully hopping down he dances around the table flapping his arms like a chicken. He loosens his tie and pulls it up so that it hung from his forehead and sits back down.

Logan: Back.
Sarah: Find your way okay?
Logan: Of course, these eyes have never failed me befooo- I mean yes. (awkward)
Sarah: Relax, I'm enjoying myself.
Logan: (relieved) Oh good. (sets ringer on cell phone to go off) Oh, I'll be back, have to take a call.
Sarah: (amused) I'll order that soda when the waiter comes

Logan again takes this oppurtunity to act silly. He steals Sarah's silverware and places it all in his shirt pocket. He uses both of their cloth napkins to make hats. He places one on his head, and carefully puts one on Sarah's. He takes the ketchup bottle and begins to draw a ketchup smiley face on her empty plate when the waiter comes.

Waiter: (gives Logan a strange look) Can I start you off with some drinks.
Sarah: (takes off the hat) Yes, I'll have a water, and my dining companion with the tie on his head will have a soda.
Waiter: Very good (walks away)
Logan: (freezes) H-how did- I thought that- what?
Sarah: (with an amused grin) Kindly return my silverware Logan. I'm only "technically" blind, because I can still see out of one of my eyes.

At the end of the scene, Logan and "Sarah" take a bow, as does the waiter.