Shonk. . . ugh I mean . . . Fred the Dumstrang Quidditch player of DOOM

Just as things were looking . . . well completely boring . . . suddenly a blazing red blur zoomed onto the Quidditch pitch on none other then a flying mop. Needless to say Shonk Fred wasn’t quite the fastest person flying around.

Despite the lack of speed however the Durmstrang student was a brilliant flier *cough*, which promptly made up for the latter fact. Spinning around on her his mop Fred pulled from his robes a dung bomb and flew up above the other players getting ready to land it on one and wake them from their rather comatose state.

Twilight had been walking back from Hogsmeade with Shonk and Sardine when suddenly they were ambushed by a group of Durmstrang students and Imperiused! Now they think they're Durmstrang students! Twi thinks she's Hilda von Dreck, and they're all out to get revenge for some sort of incident where the Griffy girls TP'd Durmstrang ...

Twilight imperiused as Hilda von Dreck:

Twi ... er, Hilda ... zoomed in next, resplendent in her black and red Drumstrang robes. She was surprised how little action was going on. "This game is totally dead!" she thought to herself. "Well, I'll fix that!"

She drew her wand, pointed it at the stands, and shouted "Incendio!" A stream of smoking blue stars shot from her wand and a fire broke out in the stands.

She laughed wickedly! :evil:

OOC: :wacko: Uhmmm.... While I appreciate the fact that you guys are trying to revive the thread, (And doing a hilarious job at it! :P) I don't think that we want this to becme a free for all, so maybe we should just let these two posts be the only ones. I know the game is really slow, but since the only active player that Slytherin has is Erin at the moment, it's not really fair of us Gryffyz to continue. Remy will be back with a new computer by the first week of February, so at least the Slythyz will have SOMEONE who's able to try to score. Also, who TP'd Durmstrang? Cause I know I havent gotten to that part of the thread yet. :P

BIC: ~Dreamy~ Gryffindor Captain and Beater

Dream nodded in approval as she watched Liam arrive. He looked eager to start, and Dream hoped that his fresh enthusiasm would help spark up her team again. The game had been getting pretty dull lately, and hopefully this would spice things up. She flew up into the sky and that's when she saw two people who were NOT supposed to be there! Her eyes sparked as she recognized the colors that people were wearing. They were from Durmstrang! She watched as a dung bomb flew through the air at some of the players. She quickly grabbed her wand and put a shield up around herself so she wouldn't get hit with anything. Then she pointed her wand at the person that had thrown the dung bomb and she said "Incarcerous!"

OOC: Well that just takes the fun out of things, Dream. See guys? You could've posted when I was away. What shall we do now, Fred.. Hilda?

OOC: Die of boredom, I guess. :(

BIC: They won't play with us. *sobs*

OOC: I really hate doing on OOC post as my only post, but I dont want to post twice in the game either, so I'll just do it this way. Why dont you guys start a new thread in the Quidditch Field where you guys do the exact same thing and let us post to you, rather than doing it in the official game? I really do love the idea, I just think it should be kept out of this particular thread. :)

OOC: Ooo I forgot about the banner and icon :( DREAM U IS PARTY POOPER :P . . . we were only gonna dungbomb you all, knock you off your brooms and then flee into the sunset <_< AND YOU WERE TOTALLY GODMODING ME ALSO :P naughty naughty

Twilight imperiused as Hilda von Dreck:

"Well, not just dungbombs, actually," sneered Hilda, "We've got fanged frisbees, ever-bashing boomerangs, instant blackout powder, fantastic fireworks, and all sorts of other exciting treats for all of you!"

"But if you really insist on being a bunch of wimps about the whole thing, I guess we'll just have to fly back to Durmstrang, drink firewhiskey, and party to loud music."

"Are you SURE you don't want to play? We could even wait for Remy to get back. I have a dungbomb with his name on it!" :naughty:

OOC: Sil mentioned that some Griffies had TP'd Durmstrang, and it did sound like something that Griffies would do. And if you didn't, you should have!

OOC: I did not godmod anyone! I never said my curse hit anyone, and I never said anything about YOU. I said I pointed my wand at the person and said "Incarcerous." That's NOT godmodding! PFFT. And as you can all see, I just moved all of these posts into a new thread so you can all have your fun. :P And you should really verify EVERYTHING that Sil says before accepting it as fact, Twi. He's kind of crazy... :wacko: He thinks his cash register talks to him. :firedevil:

BIC: Dream was forced to look away from the Dungbomber as another person flew onto the Quidditch field as well. "What the hell is going on around here?" she shouted to Gryffindor and Slytherins alike. That's when she saw the colors that the flyers were wearing. "Durmstrang? There's no way they would be here... Hogwarts is unplottable. Not even students know how to get here." she said to herself. that's when she saw that the Dungbomber was flying a mop! "A MOP!?!" she exclaimed. The pieces were quickly falling together, and she was pretty sure that the conclusion she had come up with, was exactly what was happening.

OOC: Reggie does talk to me! And everyone was talking about the prank on Durmstrang until they all went away for Christmas holiday and have yet to return. I see your PFFT and raise you a *Snort*!

BIC:
Sil--Commentator

After a long delay, the players are slowly making their way back onto their brooms--and I do mean slowly--and... er...

Now this is a rather unexpected turn of events. It seems some Durmstrang students have shown up. Dungbombs are dropping, fanged frisbees are flying, the stands are on fire...

Who knew Quidditch could be so much fun?!

Aleksandra Kroum

After Aleksandra finally got her gear and cape on, she flew to the Quidditch stands and saw that things had already started. Aleksandra sees the dungbomb, the burning stands, and a curse flying to Shonk. She pulls out an Ever-bashing Boomerang. She look around, and saw Dream. Aleksandra eases her broom forward and fly towards Dream, picking up speed. A few meters in front of Dream, Aleksandra throws the boomerang. Aleksandra lies flat on her broom and whizzes past Dream.. a red blur.

OOC:

What is this, a university history class? Investigative reporting?? No! Bring on the unsubstantiated rumors!!!!

And that's supposed to be unusual around here?

BIC: Twilight imperiused as Hilda von Dreck
Suddenly there was some kind of cosmic shift, and the game was jolted across space-time. Hilda sensed it. It made her angry ...

"What's going on here?!" Hilda shouts. "Who did this?"

She looks around and sees the Griffindor prefect grinning in the distance.

"It must be her! GET HER!" Hilda screams, drawing her wand.

Aleksandra Kroum

Aleksandra hears Hilda's shout, and does a very sharp high-speed u-turn and come to a stop. She looks at where Hilda is pointing, not quite knowing what's going on. "What's going on?!" Aleksandra shouts at Hilda, throwing her hands up.

Scarlett had been cheering through the long time out. She had been facing the stands wondering if she would get another chance to sneak up there when she smelled something horrible. The expressions on most of the fans changed to shock and laughter. Scarlett whipped around to see what was going on and she saw two red robed flyers buzzing the field. The uniforms looked familiar from somewhere that Scarlett couldn’t quite place, but she heard Sil’s commentary and she had a sinking feeling that the prank she had devised to lift Melie’s spirits had come back to haunt them all.

Twilight imperiused as Hilda von Dreck:

People were running around in the burning stands, and the commentator's voice echoed across the field.

Hilda cheered as she watched Aleksandra attack the prefect who had moved the thread game across space-time. The name "Dream" was written across the back of the prefect's robes. "What a nice name!" Hilda said sarcastically. "Well, let's see if we can give you a nightmare, Dream!"

She wasn't sure if Aleksandra's attack had been successful, so she flew at Dream herself, launching a dungbomb and laughing as she sped past her.

Melie had just flown back into the air, still holding onto the quaffle, when she noticed some red and black zooming past her. "Wha...?" was all Melie could think as she saw the mop flying quidditch players throwing dungbombs. Confused Melie looked around and then heard Sil mention Durmstrang and she groaned inwardly. She saw a blur of red and black fly past her again and she launched the quaffle at the head of the player with all her might. She turned and looked for Dream, who was yelling something about a mop, and Melie couldn't help but laugh. She was certain that Durmstrang was getting revenge on the Gryffy girls and she looked closely at the players to see if she could recognise any of them, and was certain that she did, several of them infact, and they didn't look like Durmstrang students, they looked like "Hogwarts students?" Melie said dumbly, slightly regretting throwing the quaffle at one of their own, but then again, they were interrupting the game....

Mark knew that quidditch games could go on for months at a time but he had never actually expected to be in such a situation. He never thought it possible but he actually starting to become bored of a quidditch match!! Just as his eyelids were becoming heavy and he almost felt himself falling asleep, a red blur flew across his line of sight. Shaking his head rather comically he looked aorund and noticed that some new players wearing red, but not the same gryffindor red he proudly wore, it was the red of Durmstrang! They were now on the pitch and whats more two of them appeared to be launching dungbombs at his Captain. "Oh no you don't!" he said quietly before turning his broom sharply in the air and speeding head long at the player with 'von Drek' on their back.
As he approached up along side her he turned to look at her, "Hey! I can't let you do that!" he yelled and smiled at her sadistically before ramming his right shoulder into her left. They flew along side each other for a few second before Mark aimed his elbow ito her ribs. "I know how you Durmstrangers like to play rough," he joked before throwing another shot towards her ribs, not sure if he was sucessful or not.

OOC: I'm in Quidditch Robes, not Prefect Robes. DUH! :P

BIC: Dream saw another red blur headed towards her and knew that another "Durmstrang" student had joined in. She watched with a smirk as a boomerang flew straight at her. "What an imbecile." she said as she easily ducked down and watched the boomerang turn around in the air and head straight back towards the person who had thrown it at her. Then she looked at the girl who had her wand pointed at Dream. She was about to disarm her when her bestfriend Mark flew in to her defense. "Always my hero, huh Batboy?" she called out with a grin. Then she looked over at the rest of her team and down to the cheerleaders. She waved to Scarlett and called out "Might as well join in the ruckus, since you have to smell it!" She laughed as she leaned down low on her Firebolt and took off flying towards one of the red blurs.

OOC: OMFG NONE OF MY FRIGGEN POSTS HAVE GONE THRU *twitches*

Freddo Frog

Zooming around the Quidditch pitch now hurling rotten oranges and bananas (ran outta dungbombs) at both the Slytherin’s and Gryffindor’s Fred pulled to a halt as he spied Dream heading straight for him. Grinning maniacally he spun his mop and headed straight for her as well, hoping for a head on collision. It wasn't a Quidditch game without a few broken bones after all.

OOC: Only Fred is on a mop, Dream.

Aleksandra Kroum

Aleksandra sees Mark getting rough with Hilda, so she promptly shouts "Accio Beater's Bat!". Her bat flies towards her and she catches it deftly. Looking around, she sees a Bludger nearish to where Hilda and Mark are. She lies low on her broom and shoots towards them. "Hilda! Fly! Move! NOW!" she shouts as she hits the Bludger with all her might towards the two.
Aleksandra didn't realise the boomerang hadn't hit it's target, but that didn't matter; it is ever-bashing afterall.

Scarlett heard Dream tell her to get in the mix, but she wasn’t really sure what she could do from the ground and she wasn’t about to take to the air with so many experienced fliers zipping about. Scarlett decided to play defense. She put a shield charm over the stands to bounce the rotten fruit back at its hurler. Then she cast a freezing charm on the flames that were burning in the stands.

Melie watched as the mop flyer started to throw rotten oranges in the stands and she groaned. A second later Scarlett had the people in the stands protected and fire put out and Melie turned to see a bludger flying at her. She dodged out of the way and saw it head straight at one of the Durmstrang players. She pulled her wand out and pointed it at the player on the broom that had Kroum written on the back and and said "Aguamenti" sending a strong spray of water at the player. Melie turned and looked around and saw that only the gryffindor players were trying to stop Durmstrang from taking over the game and she wondered why Erin wasn't helping, this was the kind of thing Erin could practice some of her experiments on

Erin ran back on the field, a huge metal clasped trunk levitating along behind her. She stopped, and ran to the side, and the trunk coasted to a stop, and fell to the ground.She unlocked the three locks on the chest, and flipped open the lid, and reached inside, getting ready to pull something out.

((OOC: Great idea Melie!

And Shonks, Twilight and Sardine. Mind if I also join you as a Durmstrang flyer? I was thinking of having the name "Katerinka Bogdanov"))

<<Currently Listening to: >>

OOC: But your a Slytherin *twitches* We is bashing you :lol: Well I don't really mind, dunno bout the others though :D

Fred Smith - Totally Inconspicous

(OOC: Since Dream isn't around Stuff her) Smashing into Dream at an incredible speed, especially considering he was flying on a mop, Fred only managed to stay on his mop by spinning completely upside down and locking his feet around the mop tightly.

Slightly dazed and completely dizy now he then flew straight at Erin thinking he was swerving around her.

Erin pulled out what looked like a chocolate frog... one of her special kamikaze frogs... but the odd thing about this one was that this frog... or Explod-a-toad as she called them, had wings Quickly she cast a spell to multiply the frog, and she quickly threw the frog away from her towards the Durmstrang fliers.

The frog, made of chocolate, began to bubble as it seemed to begin to melt... but instead of falling apart and melting into the grass, the frog began to bud other small toads off of it. The disgusting mutating toad began to split apart as the multiplying spell took hold, and suddenly there were 3 toads, each unfolding their chocolaty wings, and the took flight.

Erin cast a spell on the three fledgeling toads, and their brown eyes went bright red, and they began to fly towards the Durmstrang people. The frogs flew unsteadily, as every few minutes, they would start to fall as another frog budded off.

Erin grabbed her broom and hopped on, flying towards the stands, not wanting to stay near her own creations, and after a moment, the trunk lumbered up into the air after her.

((OOC: I was planning on playing as two people, Erin, AND Katerinka. I will wait till next post though, as this post is already Tl;DR.))

<<Currently Listening to: "The Journey" by FatBoy Slim feat Lateef>>

Fred Smith from the Durmstrang Quidditch Team

With Erin no longer in his path Fred instead flew straight into the oddest looking frog he had ever seen. Shonk had always liked frogs so Fred guessed he must like frogs too; these frogs however weren't so likable.

One had smooshed itself across his goggles. He couldn't see a single thing which made flying particularly difficult. Aiming was a whole lot more difficult so instead of throwing his rotten oranges and bananas at the Hogwarts Quidditch players and other students he was now throwing them way past them into the lake, the forbidden forest, and some even made it through a few Hogwarts windows, resulting in a lot of broken glass. Needless to say there was now a lot of angry merpeople, squids, forest creatures and teachers to boot.

At least he had managed to cause some kind of mayhem.

Aleksandra Kroum

Aleksandra cringes as the water hits her. She whips around - her hair slapping her in the face - to see who did this. Aleksandra shrieks when she sees Melie with her wand out. "Why you!" she roars. She spins her broom around to face Melie, a frog hitting her in the stomach. "Oooff!" she mutters. Then she gets an evil idea. Scooping up the splattered frog, Aleksandra flies towards Melie, and hurls the frog at her as she passes.

Melie turned away from Aleksandra as she saw the water hit its target, she gave a laugh but before she was able to fly away Aleksandra flew past her and hurled one of Erin's chocolate frogs at her.
"Oh no you didn't!" She screamed as it made contact with her head and splattered chocolate all in her light brown hair. That was going to be hell to get out later. Melie pointed her wand at Aleksandra again and cast a spell that sent a flock of small birds at her. As much as Melie hated birds, they were useful at this point.

When Scarlett saw Erin haul out her trunk out onto the field she was far from relieved that they might have reinforcements. When she saw Erin release the chocolate frogs Scarlett cursed softly and cast an impervious charm from the top of her head to the soles of her shoes. Scarlett had to admit she would rather be covered in chocolat than rotten fruit, but overall she would rather just be clean.

She watched the battle waiting for a chance to be useful. When she saw that the frogs hit Durmstrang fliers she cheered, but when one hit Melie she screamed, "Melie that is one of Erin's frogs. Get it out of your hair before it blows up." Scarlett hoped her friend would not be injured too badly if she was not quick enough.

Melie was concentrating on her flock of birds when she heard Scarlett screaming at her. She turned her head to look at her friend, trying to figure out what she was saying. Melie's flock of birds disapeared because she was paying attention to Scarlett when she started to feel a tingling on her scalp. At the last second she realised what Scarlett was yelling about and she cleaned off the chocolate before the chocolate did whatever it was supposed to do.
"Thanks Scarlett!" Melie yelled down to her friend and looked back at the chaos being caused by the invading team

The flock of airborne explod-a-toads had reached around hundred in size when Erin reached the Gryffie side of the stands. Erin reached into her pocket, and pulled out what looked like a fist sized stone engraved with runes. She started walking over towards Melie and Scarlett, and pressed a large blue glowing rune.

Suddenly the toads, which had been flying about aimlessly as they multiplied in their odd way midair, began to start flying with more determination. The toads started to flap about towards the Durmstrang students in a fairly quick, if erratic, swarmlike fashion.

"The Toads are armed now... they don't do anything aggressive till I arm them... until then, they only multiply to a set limit. I learned alot from the one mishap where they almost overran the school."

Erin said to Scarlett and Melie.




Katerinka Bogdanov

Suddenly a wild haired brunette witch flew onto the pitch, her broom traveling rather slowly for a Nimbus 2002, because it was tugging a large sled behind it. The witch cackled, and called out to her teammates.

"Sorry I'm Late... but I brought the rest of the presents we brought for Hogwarts!"

She yelled out in a husky voice.

((OOC: All Durmstrang fliers, use your imagination, the sled is full of everything you all would want to take on a attack with you, besides what you can carry with you on your broom... which admittedly, isn't much.))

<<Currently Listening to: "SMD #4 (Alistair Storm remix)" by SMD>>

Aleksandra Kroum

Not wanting to stay in one place for too long, Aleksandra heads off around the field. She sees someone new as well as a large sled of goodies. Aleksandra flies around Bogdanov and stops by the sled. She sees dungbombs and gas-masks. Grinning evilly, she pulls out 4 gas-masks and a handful of dungs bombs. She pulls the gasmask over her head and stuffs the bombs in her pocket. Looking around, she sees Fred is nearest, so she heads over to him, throwing a mask to Katerinka as she passes.

"Catch!" she shouts at Fred, throwing a mask. She then heads over to Hilda. "Time to let the fire do their work," she whispers, winking at Hilda and handing her a mask.

She then shoots up so she's high above the stands. Pulling out 3 dungbombs, she charms them so that when they reach a certain height - 40m above the ground - they'll explode. Aleksandra throws one to the one side of the stands, another in the middle, and the last on the other.
"Fire in the hole!" she screams.

Fred :P

Fred hears Aleksandra yell something out to him but, with his goggles still covered in chocolate exploding frog he has no idea what it is he is meant to be catching. So with arms flailing about rather pointlessly the gas masks hits him in the head before making it's decent towards the ground.

Finally using his brain Fred whips off his goggles and flings them away just in time as the sludgy frog finally explodes. Wondering slightly what he would have looked like if they were still on his face, Fred watches as the ashes too make their way to the ground.

Spinning his mop around he zooms off to the other end of the pitch where he sees Katerinka with a large sled of who-knows-what just begging to cause mayhem.

Aleksandra Kroum

The dungbombs explode one after the other and a light green haze begins to fill the the area within 3m of the bombs. It slowly spreads and thickens, swirling around.

Aleksandra grins and looks for her next target, not realising that Fred doesn't have his mask or any goggles.

Hilda von Dreck:
"Thanks for the goodies, Katerinka!" Hilda called out. She was glad that Katerinka had arrived. The mayhem was really going to be wonderful!

Hilda's shield-wear had protected her against Marks elbows, but she was spattered with chocolate from Erin's explode-a-toads, as well as one of Fred's rotten bananas that had hit her by mistake.

She pulled a fanged frisbee out of her shoulder bag. She adjusted her gas mask and goggles, and looked around for Mark. It was hard to see, with the green haze swirling around everything. It occurred to her that if anyone was color-blind, the 2 different shades of red, as well as Slytherin green and the green haze, would be mighty confusing, which would be good!

OOC: Anyone can play for Durmstrang (or anything else) if they want. We can Imperius you, if you wish, or you can just do it. There are no rules in this thread, or if there are, we'll just break them! :evil:

And if you want Drumstrang avis and banners, here are the links:

Durmstrang Avi

Durmstrang Banner

Fred Smith the Durmstrang Destroyer

Zooming up to Katerinka Fred pulled out some magical paint guns before zooming back down to the other end of the pitch and took aim. Firing erratically Fred hit a Slytherin who's face he couldn't see for all the paint that was now oozing all down their face, changing to Durmstrang colours as it did.

Grining Fred bent low over his mop and took off again to start firing at players at another part of the pitch.

Aleksandra Kroum

While cursing her long name, a sees Fred firing paintballs at the Quidditch players. "Fred!" she screams. "If you hit me with one of those I will stick your mop up where the sun don' shine!" she shouts, glaring at Fred.

Getting a bit bored, Aleksandra flies over to Sil and hovers next to him. "And in the Durmstrang corner," she says into the mic in an excited announcers voice, " We have Fred, Hilda, Aleksandra, and some other random person who's name I forget," she pause. "In the Hogwarts corner," she says dully, "we have a whole bunch of boring people," Aleksandra states. "Sil, spice the game up," Aleksandra says, looking at Sil.

Scarlett smiled at Erin. “I’m glad to be on the side of the frogs for once.”

When she saw sled full of goodies (or badies) enter the field she decided to make that her focus. Having brought nothing with them save their game gear the Gryffys needed some fire power.

As she was deciding this Scarlett saw a gas mask falling out of the sky. She figured someone up there had taken it out for a reason, so she ran over to get it. Just as she was fitting it to her face the dung bombs went off. Scarlett was glad she was wearing the mask.

Scarlett pointed her wand at the tow cable of the sled shouting “Descendo!” and severing the link to sled and broom. Scarlett hoped the broom rider was prepared for the increase in her speed as the sled was cut loose.

Hilda von Dreck

Peering through the green haze, plus all the smoke and steam that were pouring up from the stands, Hilda saw that the sled full of "goodies" had been cut loose and was out of control.

The sled still had lots of forward momentum, but it was also dropping like a rock. Soon it would crash into the stands, and there would probably be a terrible explosion!

Hilda thought it would be a shame to waste all those "goodies" on one big blast in the nearly empty stands, so she plunged after the sled, flying as fast as she could.

She managed to snag the end of its rope and slowed the sled's descent. She couldn't get it under control, though, and it dragged her down toward the field. She pulled up frantically on the rope, but the sled pancaked onto the field, dragging her after it.

Katerinka Bogdanov - Durmstrang Quidditch Team

Katerinka caught a gas mask, and tossed it back on the sled. Instead, she cast a bubble-head charm on herself, and made the bubble completely transparent, so that she did not look stupid. She reached over her shoulder, and grabbed a large canister shaped object that looked suspiciously like a firework.

"Silly little Hogwarts students... perhaps you would like some inclement weathers for your little game?"

She said, cackling as she lit the fuse with her wand, and threw it at the ground. Suddenly, midway to the ground, the canister exploded, and started spewing out gray smoke.

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Erin smirked evilly when she saw Fred struggle to fly while being attacked by the toads, but he quickly recovered. Over her shoulder, Scarlett stood.

"If we are supposed to get rid of our guests... we should make things less easy for them. In that box are several crystal ball sized black rubber balls. Grab one and bring it over here if you could?"

Erin said, and started to put together what looked to be a flashlight. The large rubber balls sat on a small shelf in the chest, strapped carefully down with leather straps, and on the inside was a suspicious, familiar green glow.