THE RULES:

The rules are as follows, the first person makes a wish .. the second person "grants" the wish but messes it up .. like the monkey paw. The first person then makes their wish and leaves it at the hands of the next person. I will start it.

So lets be creative and have fun!!



I wish I had a million dollars.

You are crushed and beaten as a million dollars worth of quarters rains down on you.


I wish I didn't have to be at work.

Granted. You don't have to be at work, as you just broke both legs and both arms in a horrific car accident.

I wish I were an oscar meyer wiener.

OOC: We do actually have a game exactly like this but it hasnt been used in awhile, so I'll close that one, and we'll use this one from nwo on. :)


BIC: Wish granted, but the only way you're ever going eat again is if you eat yourself. :firedevil:

I wish Halloween was 3 times a year.

Wish granted, but the extra two Halloweens replace Christmas day and your birthday so you dont ever get any presents!!

I wish i was a world record holder.

OOC: That's ok cause I dont celebrate Christmas, and I'll just get presents on all three Halloweens so I'll actually get double the presents. :P

BIC: Wish granted but you hold the record for being the lamest person in the history of the world. :P


I wish that I was the least popular person at the LC.

Wish granted, but you have been shunned and somehow you lost the LC.

OOC: I really like you Dream, so don't let that happen!!

BIC: I wish I was a kid again!!

Wish granted but you are grounded until you are eighteen.
I wish I could fly.

Wish granted, but you fly too close to the sun, your wings catch fire and fall to earth with a bang

Ooc: that was pretty nasty! god knows where that came from! lol

I wish Emma Watson was my girlfriend! (lol)

Wish granted but you only live for a month afterwards and she cheats on you the whole time. :P

I wish there was an IMAX movie theater closer to me.

I was going to reply but Dreams last post is making me sob uncontollably!!
I mean the month left i can deal with, but the cheating :no:

lol Mark I am sure she was just cheating on you with your best friend.
Dream your wish is granted and they build an IMAX right down the street from you but you are cursed to live in the City of Hell for the rest of your life.
I wish I had a live in Maid.

Granted, but she only comes once a month for half an hour.

i wish I had more time

That was the point Mark. I knew if it was just a month, you'd still be happy. and LMAO to the bestfriend thing Scarlett. :P

Gerdy, your wish is granted but there is nothing for you to ever do again so you will always be bored while your extra time slowly passes by.


I wish I could feed all of the homeless and starving people in the world.

wish granted but then they get their nutrition from other people and they eat everyone...

I wish that remy would grant my wish.....

ooc: zombie homeless? wow leo lol

bic: wish gran.....don't think so i am not some faery who comes to grant wishes ppffft but i want to corrupt it so wish given but then you dont wish fast enough and the wish expires ha ha ha

I wish I couldn't draw awesome banners for people

Wish granted but it's only cause you died. :firedevil:


I wish that purple was the new pink

Granted. Purple is now the new pink. And so is blue, and black, and green, and orange, and... well, now everything is pink.

I wish...

Well, now I wish everything weren't so darn pink!!! My eyes hurt.

Wish granted Lethal, now not everything is pink, only all of your clothes.

I wish for a long vacation.

Granted. While leaving on vacation, your plane goes down somewhere over the south Pacific. You wash up on a tiny spit of land well out of the way of any trade routes. Your vacation is going to be very long indeed. Or at least as long as it takes you to starve to death.

I wish I had my very own army of flying, fire-breathing rhinocerouses with scorpion tails.

It is probably a telling measure of my life, but the stranded on a deserted island doesn't sound half bad.

As for your wish, Lethal it has been granted, but you rhinos spend all their time stamping out the fires they start when breathing. You know rhinos in the wild really do that. They run around in the African desert stamping fires made by lightening strikes, or whatever.

I wish that my husband be stranded on that island with me, and he brings a fishing hook and some Caronas with him.

Wish granted, but instead when your husband had arrived he was taken by the little village people for food with the fishing hook in hand and your coronas evaporated the moment they were opened!!

I wish that I could rule the world!!

Wish granted, but it all blows up cuz you took a nap that was too long.

i wish i didn't have to do a science fair project to pass my class.

Wish granted but instead you have to do a 200 page essay in history. :P

I wish that I could live like a millionaire

Wish granted, but you devlelop a drug problem and your future kids are brats that hate you.
This wish was inspired by Gerdy's corruption. I wish I could take a long nap everyday.

Granted. But you fall alsepp while riding your broom, fly out of Earth's atmosphere, and freze to death in the vacuum of space.

I wish I could talk to trees. I bet they'd have a lot to say.

Wish granted but they tell you all about how much they hate humans and then they whip you viciously one million times with their branches.


I wish I could live in a fairytale cartoon.

Granted. But the cartoon is Shrek, and you're the snake that gets blown up like a balloon and let go to float until you get too close to the sun and pop and a bird grabs you as you're falling and weaves you into its nest where the baby birds peck at you when they're not busy pooing on you.

I wish I could understand half of what Cormac MacCarthy was saying in Blood Meridian.

Wish granted, but upon attaining that revelation, you go crazy cuz that guy is cracked.
I wish every day were Saturday.

Wish granted but Saturday becomes the new Monday, which means every single day of your life while called Saturday is just like Monday from now on. :cry:

I wish that I could visit home more often.

Wish granted, but you visit home so much you move back in and have no life.

*Wow. i have alot of influence on you Scarlett. :huh: *

Well....
i wish I could spell better.

Wish granted. But unfortunately, "better" is the only word you can spell.

[You know, I just had a revlation. According to M-theory, it's quite possible that all of these wishes--and their corrupted versions--are a reality in some universe. Okay, I'm gonna lay off the Red Bull now. ]

I wish I were half as cracked a Cormac McCarthy!

Wish granted but that stil doesn't slid you up the sanity scale enough to get out of the looney bin. You spend the rest of you life with you hands velcroed to you back singing "Polly-Wally Doodle All Day."

Lethal do you have a thing for Cormac?

Well Gerdy I bow to wisdom when I see it.

I wish I saw more wisdom in the world.

Granted, you see more wisdom in the world, but you see it in the worms.

i wish i had pickles.

*It was my friends idea. Dont ask.*

*lol, I guess that gives me an excuse to have my head in the sand*

Granted, but they teleport to underneath your bed and you don't know you have pickle until the smell of rotting pickles chokes you in your sleep one night.
I wish I could really do magic.

Granted, but the only spell you can do is accio, and you can't controll it, so things are constantly flying into you.

I wish I had a big pan of baked Ziti.


OT: "He knew only that the child was his warrant. He said: If he is not the word of God God never spoke." and "Borrowed world and borrowed time, and borrowed eyes to sorry them." and "The sparks rushed upward and died in the starless dark. Not all dying words are true and this blessing is no less real for being shorn of its ground." I admit, those quotes are all from The Road, but I've found that to be his most accesible, if not one of his best novels to date. How can one not have a thing for such beautiful phrases?

Granted but after you eat it, you may never eat it again for the rest of your life.


I wish that I really could read animals' minds.

granted, but they all think about really disgusting things

I wish I could fly

Granted but you cant control how high you fly and you end up flying out into space and burn up from getting too close to the sun. If you dont suffocate first. :P


I wish that OC was still on TV.

granted but it really sucks because summer and seth break up and Ryan leaves to go back to Chino

I wish I had a cookie