Three word story is a game in which a story is built by multiple people, who use three words each turn. For example:

An angry man...
... walked into a...
... launderette and it...
... was very soapy...

It can be as random as you like, in fact, the more random the better!

I'll start...


Mark was obsessively

tapping his pencil

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's

...new laced trimed...

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished

it would slide

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he
could see what

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had.

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could bash Bob's kneecaps

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could bash Bob's kneecaps so that the

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could bash Bob's kneecaps so that the blood could

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could bash Bob's kneecaps so that the blood could make him slip

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could bash Bob's kneecaps so that the blood could make him slip over the edge

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could bash Bob's kneecaps so that the blood could make him slip over the edge of the increadably

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could bash Bob's kneecaps so that the blood could make him slip over the edge of the incredibly small ant hill

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could bash Bob's kneecaps so that the blood could make him slip over the edge of the incredibly small ant hill Mark was playing

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could bash Bob's kneecaps so that the blood could make him slip over the edge of the incredibly small ant hill Mark was playing on. He loved

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could bash Bob's kneecaps so that the blood could make him slip over the edge of the incredibly small ant hill Mark was playing on. He loved the feeling that

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could bash Bob's kneecaps so that the blood could make him slip over the edge of the incredibly small ant hill Mark was playing on. He loved the feeling that scratching his toe

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could bash Bob's kneecaps so that the blood could make him slip over the edge of the incredibly small ant hill Mark was playing on. He loved the feeling that scratching his toe until it bled

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could bash Bob's kneecaps so that the blood could make him slip over the edge of the incredibly small ant hill Mark was playing on. He loved the feeling that scratching his toe until it bled cleared his nasel

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could bash Bob's kneecaps so that the blood could make him slip over the edge of the incredibly small ant hill Mark was playing on. He loved the feeling that scratching his toe until it bled cleared his nasel sounding voice and

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could bash Bob's kneecaps so that the blood could make him slip over the edge of the incredibly small ant hill Mark was playing on. He loved the feeling that scratching his toe until it bled cleared his nasal sounding voice and tickled his belly

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could bash Bob's kneecaps so that the blood could make him slip over the edge of the incredibly small ant hill Mark was playing on. He loved the feeling that scratching his toe until it bled cleared his nasal sounding voice and tickled his belly. Mark got sick

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could bash Bob's kneecaps so that the blood could make him slip over the edge of the incredibly small ant hill Mark was playing on. He loved the feeling that scratching his toe until it bled cleared his nasal sounding voice and tickled his belly. Mark got sick of the invincible

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could bash Bob's kneecaps so that the blood could make him slip over the edge of the incredibly small ant hill Mark was playing on. He loved the feeling that scratching his toe until it bled cleared his nasal sounding voice and tickled his belly. Mark got sick of the invincible martians yelling on

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could bash Bob's kneecaps so that the blood could make him slip over the edge of the incredibly small ant hill Mark was playing on. He loved the feeling that scratching his toe until it bled cleared his nasal sounding voice and tickled his belly. Mark got sick of the invincible martians yelling on the penguin's beak

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could bash Bob's kneecaps so that the blood could make him slip over the edge of the incredibly small ant hill Mark was playing on. He loved the feeling that scratching his toe until it bled cleared his nasal sounding voice and tickled his belly. Mark got sick of the invincible martians yelling on the penguin's beak and puking up

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could bash Bob's kneecaps so that the blood could make him slip over the edge of the incredibly small ant hill Mark was playing on. He loved the feeling that scratching his toe until it bled cleared his nasal sounding voice and tickled his belly. Mark got sick of the invincible martians yelling on the penguin's beak and puking up little white flowers

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could bash Bob's kneecaps so that the blood could make him slip over the edge of the incredibly small ant hill Mark was playing on. He loved the feeling that scratching his toe until it bled cleared his nasal sounding voice and tickled his belly. Mark got sick of the invincible martians yelling on the penguin's beak and puking up little white flowers untill the cows

Mark was obsessively tapping his pencil while oogling Bob's new laced trimmed skirt. He wished it would slide down so he could see what shamefully hairy legs the spider had. Suddenly the legs started to dance the cha-cha. Mark fell over in amazement at Bob's prowess. He only wished he could bash Bob's kneecaps so that the blood could make him slip over the edge of the incredibly small ant hill Mark was playing on. He loved the feeling that scratching his toe until it bled cleared his nasal sounding voice and tickled his belly. Mark got sick of the invincible martians yelling on the penguin's beak and puking up little white flowers untill the cows started screaming, cursing