Okay as I was reading through all the couples threads I relized there wasn't one for my favorite couple so I just couldn't resist, I just had to make it myself. Here it is! :P Anyways back to the point. Crab and Goyle have always been there right behind Draco. There where like glue forever. Of course both of them are dumber then rocks but that is just another thing they have in common. Both Slytherin, both their fathers are Death Eaters, both can't help but stuff their faces. They would have made a perfect couple in my opinion.

Now I would like to know what you guys think about this couple of trolls.

wow i never thought about it but your right drake those two would be perfect for each other, heck there soulmates already with all the stuff they have in common with each other lol. [spoiler] its just too bad one of them had to die [/spoiler]

:mellow: Bad mental images . . . BAD BAD BAD mental images

*goes to bash head against brick wall*

Crabbe and Goyle are classic, good for nothing, thugs. It's also pretty funny how they follow Malfoy around when they are twice his size and twice as strong as he is. Malfoy is able to just push them around. Call me crazy, but I think that's pretty funny.

gosh i just saw this again and it made me smile a bit gosh drakey this is a couple i would never have thought about but it is probably one of the most obvious choices. Croyle :lol:

Croyle. Lmao. It's probably one of the funnier "couples" that we have on here, but I must say what kind of person names their son Crab?? Like were they really bad at picking out names or something, because in my book a crab is a freaky creature..which does kind of fit his personality. :P Have we found out if thats a nickname for him or is it just a fact that that's his name?

his name is vincent crabbe so yea its his name ;)

At least his middle name isn't has then his parents ought to be arrested for cruelty. :D

ROFLMAO. Good one. That would've been so classic. Imagine how fanfics would've been made about Vincent and his crabs :P Haha. Swak.

I think JK probably thought about this at one point in time. With all the Dumbledore is Gay rumors floating around I'm not sure why nobody pointed out Crabbe and Goyle.

Actually, I believe I have a short story of sorts about this very subject hidden somewhere on my desktop... I may have to edit it a bit but if I find it I'll post it for you guys to read.

Yes. I still follow through on this. They would easily be my favorite couple. Not characters in general though. It is very funny how Draco just pushes them around. Which just adds that there not really as tough as they look.

J.K. Rowling did announce that Dumbledore was gay. why she did it in front of kids, after all the books were written and never once mention it in the books is beyond me though.

What does his sexuality have to do with the storyline?!?

I like Crabbe and Goyle . . . together or not, and they didn't let Malfoy push 'em round in the last book. :P

I've already forgotten the last book o_O

As for Dumbledore's sexuality; we all thought that he was with Minerva (at least I think we all thought that), so that was a bit weird. Yeah...

I didn't think he was with minerva . . . but were going off topic . . . Crabbe and Goyle ina hot tub nekkid!

Yeah you're all cringing now aren't you? :)

grabs knife and prepares to gouge eyes out.

were the original crabbe/goyle as close as the sons were?

Hmm . . . I wonder. Crabbe and Goyle seniour nekkid in a hot tub together

Gross, Shonk, gross.

My eyes! They burn!!!!! :wacko: I will never look at them the same way again. Aaaahhhh! The horror of what you said Shonk! I prefer to keep those two in the "friends" catagory. *gags*

argh... im to young to being reading this. lol. The mental images will scar me for the rest of my life. nooooo

odd pictures in my head... but im sadly not disturbed... dang band kids... nw im used to pictureing that stuff :( ah well... never thought of thoes two as a "couple" but i dont see why not...