Shonkie | Club CEO (Corrupt Evil Overlord)
Shonk sat in her leather swivel chair smiling to herself maliciously. Starting an Overlord Club was a brilliant idea, one of her better ones in fact. With this club she could use the ideas and plans of her fellow Overlords to accomplish her own goals and then use the information she gathered to double cross them in the end. Along the way she might even make a friend or two, or even better: gather some minions.

Glancing at the door she waited for the other members to arrive so they could get down to business. She had quite a few ideas and schemes already ready for the club but she wanted to know what her fellow Overlords thought they should do also.

~ I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

Phoenix arrived in her red cloak that she loved so much. To her the colour was just a evil as her. She walked through the lair's door and seen Shonks on her chair swirling about. "Hey Shonks. What's up? Wait, you look like you have something up your sleeves, Shonkie." Phoenix sat in the overly large chair next to her and pulled out her wand and a polishing cloth.

Shonk meerly smiled serenly at her fellow club member. Up her sleeves? Well she had plenty up her sleeves actually: cookies, tissues, her t-shirt and arms.

"How long do you think the other will be?" she questioned as she plafhed Phoenix a slight glare. "I'm getting impatient." Not that that took much considering Shonk had to be one of the most impatient people on the planet.

Dream walked in with her usual air of determined boredom. This Overlord Club was the perfect thing for her. She was tired of being of bored, and this was the perfect way to cause mayhem and not have people make excuses for her behavior. She was tired of people thinking she so freaking nice. She'd done forbidden curses and people just excused it like it was no big deal. It was time to make them realise that it wasn't an accident, and it wasn't done out of neccessity. It was done out of pleasure. "What's up guys?" she asked looking at Shonkie and Phoenix.

"I'm impatient," Shonk stated as she glared at the door waiting for the rest of the club to arrive. "This is our first meeting. You would think they would at least be on time for this one."

Picking at her chin for a while Shonk then turned to Dream and Phoenix. "If they don't arrive soon we are starting without them. I have some ideas want to discuss," she said rather matter-o-factly.

Dream grinned slightly. "Remember Shonkie, Evil Overlords don't answer to anyone except themselves. They might be doing it on purpose." she said, just to irk her. She walked around a bit, looking at different things around the room while they waited. She felt herself getting bored again, and tried reminding herself why she was here.

Phoenix just continued to sit in the same chair. She was started to get bored herself. Her wand was the cleanest it was going to get. She put the polishing cloth back into her pocket. Phoenix noticed a large rat run by. She hated rats with a passion, so when it ran by again she turned it into weasel. Phoenix giggled a little. She decided to start turning things into something new. She looked at Shonks and said, "So why don't you just signal them, like Voldemort does with his deatheaters?"

Dream watched Phoenix turn a rat into a weasel and she continued watching in amusement. She then turned it into a ferret, hoping to maybe have a compition to see who could escalate into the most outrageous animal. In response to Phoenix's question she said "Oh yes... The all powerful Evilness Overlord Shonkie Commands your presence immediately... I can see that going over well." she said, being only half serious. She was starting to get irritated at waiting for them.

Phoenix seen Dreamy turn her weasel into a ferret. "Damn her. Competition." Phoenix thought to herself. Phoenix pointed her wand at the ferret and then turned it into a fox. A wild crazy fox at that. Phoenix started to get impatient. "Were are the others?"

"Probably conspiring against us," Shonk said suspiciously as she pointed her wand at te fox, which abruptly turned into a flobberworm. "Anyway . . . I haven't devised a way to get into contact with fellow members yet. We were meant to discuss that tody, considering this is the first meeting."

Shonk watched with a bored look on her face as she poor little flobberworm wiggled across the floor.

Dream scowled at the thought of them conspiring. That was the tricky thing about this club. Everyone was just waiting to backstab each other. She sighed. Oh well, that was the life of an Evil Overlord. She pointed her wand at the flobberworm and turned it into a king cobra snake.

Phoenix was a little annoyed at the fact this should have started ages ago. "I think we should just start with out them. They don't show, it's their loss, not ours." Phoenix started to pick at her nails with her wand. She looked at the king cobra snake and chuckled a little. "Dreamy is that the best you can do?" Phoenix wanted to do something better than that but of course no spider will be created tonight. With the flick of her wand, Phoenix turned the snake into crocodile. It was pretty mad and started to weave back and forth toward Shonks.

MJmort entered the first meeting, late as she always was. She gave a large yawn and turned the coocodile back into a large snake, "Give it up Phoenix, I like snakes better. I would own one but my mommy says no," MJmort said pulling the large snake around her neck and pulling her hand down the body that felt like a smoothed out plastic bag.
"So what's happened? Any ideas for world domonation?" MJmort asked sitting back into a large black leather chair.

"No nothing yet. We haven't discussed anything." Phoenix turned back to MJMort and pointed her wand at the snake and turned it into a ravage raccoon. Phoenix giggled and pointed her wand at some odd and end objects. She put a charm on them, so they would float above them.

OoC: Ugh sorry guys . . . I've been having a lot of troubles getting the LC to work lately.

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Shonk sighed, almost in disapointment, as MJ turned the crocidile back into a snake. She was getting quite bored waiting and having to tackle a crocidile would most likely help the time flow smoothly by . . . well maybe not smoothly.

"Why are you so late MJ?" she asked, suspicion evident in her tone. "Anyway, you're right Phoenix lets just start the meeting now."

"Good. I was ready to leave and start some mischief on my own. So what's on todays agenda?" Phoenix got up and walked over to the refrigerator and grabbed a bottle water. She back down and pulled her wand out. The float objects that were above them were starting to irritate her. So she threw them across the room into a trunk. "Sorry, please continue."

Shonk rolled her eyes at Phoenix, "Well first I thought we should discuss exactly what it is you all want to get out of this club . . . besides trying to work out one another weaknesses that is."

She glanced around at her fellow club members closely trying to guage some sort of reaction from her comment. When no one spoke she continued, "Well for one thing I would like to start up some sort of dueling tournement. It should be devilishly fun to whoop all your buts intersting."

"A dueling tournament is a good idea but we have to set some rules and boundaries. Otherwise, we will kill each other. If we were all dead then there wouldn't be a club. So what does everyone have in mind. Remember we have to agree on all the rules. Then when someone new comes along then we can alter them a bit. Just kidding!" But Phoenix really wasn't. We had to make sure that the others that will join are going to be strong enough.

Dream watched MJ come in to the room and she arched an eyebrow at her and looked at the clock on the wall. Then she rolled her eyes at her and grinned. She then sighed in relief as the meeting finally started. She listened to Shonkie and Phoenix start talking about duels. She pondered that for a moment before speaking up. "I like a good duel, but I was kinda hoping that this would be like us joining up to get rid of all the boring people.... Once they're all gone, I have no problem showing you guys I'm better than you." she said mischeviously. "Except for you of course MJ. You're allowed to be my equal." she added with a chuckle.

Shonk rolled her eyes at Dream. "I was getting to that," she said. "What kind of Overlord would I be if I didn't suggest we devise our Hit Lists and such."

She got up and walked over to a small desk in the corner, which was laden with books on the dark art, and pulled a wad of paper and quills out of one of the draws. "Well Professor Rogue has always been my #1. You Collin's girls don't have a problem with that do you," she asked with a slight smirk as she looked over at Dream and MJ.

Dream frowned as she thought about Shonkie's question. "I don't have a problem with taking the school from him, but I do have a problem with killing him..." she said slowly. She has always been loyal to her family, and would defend them with ehr life. But she personally thought it time for the old man to step down, and he flat out refused to even think about it.

"Kill?" Shonk laughed. "I don't know about the others but for one don't kill my enemies unless absolutely necessary. I prefer to drive them permanently insane then lock them away in a nice little hospital where I can observe their mad ravings and laugh."

Phoenix sat back and listened to what was on Shonk's hit list. The Dreamy and Shonkie got into it about Reggie. She just laid her head back and rolled her eyes. She knew that it was going to be one battle that neither one was going to like. Phoenix looked at MJ and said, "Where have you been? You were pretty late this time!"

Dream tried not to let the idea of her dad being put into St Mungo's disturb her, but it did. She growled at Shonkie. "Tell you what. We come up with a plan to take the school, and you just let MJ and I handle our dad. You don't need to deal with that part of it. We'll make sure he's not in the way when the time comes, and that's just gonna have to be good enough for you." she said adamantly.

Scarolina214 entered the room and all heads turned. "What is she doing here?" "Isn't she a Ravenclaw?"

She grinned maliciously. Yes, she was excited at this chance of betraying her House, Ravenclaw, and finally doing something that would help the House she longed to be in, Slytherin.

Phoenix was totally taken aback when she seen a first year just walk. Phoenix looked at Shonkie and said quietly, "Ahh, how the hell did she get here? And I thought the lair was hidden?" Phoenix was fuming and pulled out her wand. But she decided to see what Shonks was going to do first.

Shonk grinned wickedly when she spotted the girl walk in. "A Tresspaser! Lets get her!" she shrieked as she whipped out her wand and pointed it at the first year girl.

However, Shonk sighed inwardly. It seemed she would have to finish her discussion with Dream later. Pulling herself up and out of her seat Shonk cornered the first year and smirked, "What brings you here kid?"

Dream whipped around as she heard someone else enter their lair. Seeing a stranger, and a first year of all things, thoughts of betrayal and entrappment started swirling in her mind. She stared at each of the members, to see who had been responsible for this inflitration, all the while, keeping her wand trained steadily on the new girl. In her years at Hogwarts, she realized that she had quite a bit in common with Shonkie. One of the biggest being their love to torture first years. This one had been careless enough to walk straight into the wolves den, and she was going to pay for it dearly.

Decided I'm going to post in this thread because it's in active and I likes it :P

Shonk sat back into her swivel chair having dealt with the unfortunate tresspasser. Had the girl not been a first year then she probably would have felt some sense of pity (though not enough to do anything about it or feel sorry for the girl) but instead she just grinned brightly around the room, causing her to look rather odd when considering the decor of the room.

Sticking her feet onto a table which was all but overtaken with cookies and hitlists Shonk wondered wether or not she should bother starting something up.

Dream walked into the room with her firelizard, Tempy, sitting on her shoulder. She had just let Tempy indulge in helping torture the first year. Dream snickered as she remembered how the girl's eyebrows had been completely singed off with s small breath from Tempy. She wished she could have recorded the sounds of all the screams the girl had made from what they had done to her. Dream sighed happily as she made her way over to her chair and proceeded to flop into it, and kick her feet up.

Shonk looked up to see Dream casuallly stroll in with what looked like a recently aquired pet that she hadn't seen before. She recongnised it straight away as being a firelizard, having one herself, and wondered idly if hers was as cheaky as her own.

Putting that thought aside Shonk, her chair being on wheels, rolled over to the chair Dream had settled herself in and said with obvious bordom, 'So . . . who we after today?'

Dream looked over at Shonkie and then she shrugged. She didn't really care all that much, as long as it was someone from the hit list. She agreed that Dalejin should be at the top of their list, however it appeared that he'd gone underground once again, and there was really no way of knowing how long that would last. It could be a day, it could be a month. They needed to focus on someone who was still up in their radar. "Well Dalejin is off doing god knows what, and Talon has pretty much left the school. That leaves Rogue and Leo. So unless you have someone else in mind, I say that we choose between them." she said as she tickled Tempy's chin.

Shonk nodded and frowned slightly as she wondered just where about Dalejin could be skulking around. She had seen him about in Hufflepuff Corridor for quite some time so she was certain that he found schooling very important anymore so it was likely that he wasn't even anywhere within the area.

Spinning around on her chair Shonk stared up at the roof and watched as a few bats fluttered around above her. "Well, despite the great enjoyment I would get after going after your father, Professor Rogue wouldn't be someone I would be going after just yet. My cousin however would hardly give us much trouble and I'm not particullary in the mood for a lot of hard work right now so I suggest we plot against her," Shonk said as she grinned viciously up at the roof.

Dream's eyes started sparkiling as she smirked at Shonkie's answer. "I'm all for that. I think that we should at least try to have a couple of the others around when we go after Rouge. As for your cousin, she is not only clumsy and has no self confidence, but she is also pretty easy game. What should we do to her?" she asked while thinking of all the different and entertaining ways there were to torture Leo.

Phoenix walked into the lair after a long absence of being evil. She really missed her evil olé' gang. As she made her presence into the lair, Phoenix noticed Dreamy and Shonk were sitting back and relaxing. Phoenix then shouted, "Hey! Is this was we have now become!! Lazy Overlords!!" Phoenix giggled and jumped back into her old chair. Man, did she miss her nice warm comfy chair.

"Lazy!" Shonk exclaimed looking slightly annoyed. "We aren't being lazy we are plotting against my cousin, Leona. I hope your up for some action now Becky because we ought to be getting started soon," she continued with a grin before she turned back to Dream.

"As for what we should do to her . . . well I think you know her better then I do. What is the worst thing in Leona's mind do you think?" she asked Dream as she reached over to the table and grabbed a cookie.

Dream glared at Phoenix meanly, but there was a playful spark in her eyes. Then pointedly ignoring her friend and her rude remark, she turned back to Shonkie. "Well, let's see. I think that one of the things we must do if we're able to figure out how is to make her "special" abilities cease to work.She's not all that great at spells, and so she relies a lot on her "other" natural abilities if you know what I mean." she said thoughtfully.

Shonk shook her head not knowing at all what Dream was talking about. Despite the fact that the two were cousin Shonk didn't know much about Leona at all and had never really bothered or even been curious to find out about her. It was only after she had found out the the ruby haired girl was her cousin that she had even bothered to admit that she even knew her.

"You trying to tell me that Leona is 'special'?" she questioned looking at Dream as if she was trying to pull a joke on her.

Phoenix knew exactly what Dream was talking about. But the question was "How" were they going to pull off this nasty little scheme. "Well, I think that we have to catch her off guard. Leona seems to use her "Specialness" a quite more than we think." Phoenix took her wand out and started to twirl it around her fingers. The took a long glance at the computer in front of her. "I know, we should use something that she dearly loves most to her!"

"And what would that be?" Shonk inquired. "Personally I say we shave her darn pink hair off . . . not to annoy her but to save the student population from having to look at that horrid colour." Shonk grimmaced slightly, "Blergh, I can't beleieve I'm related to someone with pink hair."