lol i made this short thing after i saw Lindsay's SNL preformance of the Harry Potter parody. and i really hate Lindsay :angry: :angry: :angry: she's is a S*beep* :angry: (sorry to people who actually like her <_<)

so i wrote this, doing a what if the HP characters actually saw this....

It is the internet

“Harry, Ron, come in here” Hermione yelled as Ron and Harry came running

Harry was out of Breath when he said “ What is it Hermione?”

“This is insulting! Look at this,” Hermione said turning her laptop to the boys “I was looking up Spells that Harry could use to defect Voldemort and look what I found.....” she pulled up Lindsay Lohan’s SNL Harry Potter Parody. She Played it..... Suddenly a man that made Ron say “Who is that? It looks like a girl”

“That’s Harry, Ronald” Hermione informed Ron, Ron looked at Harry and then looked back at the Screen, Harry laughed at what they saw next

“What the Bloody hell is so funny?” Ron asked turning to Harry, Harry Stop Laughing to say “that’s you!” Ron looked at the Screen angry.

“And that’s not the Worst part....” Hermione said and as soon as Lindsay Came in Hermione stopped the tape “That’s insulting.... you guys would never... well... you know.... Stare?”

“no, you know us we would never... Stare... Right, Ron?” Harry said turning to Ron “Right Ron?” Harry said through Gritted teeth. Ron snapped back in a instant... “no... NO... never, Hermione... you know us....”
“Right... thank you Ronald ” She said annoyed and pressed un pause. They saw What Hermione Said was Fred and George..... but then the Real Fred and George came in.

“Hey, whatcha doing?” Fred asked “Whoa... who is-” Hermione Stared at him.... “Um.. We gotta go count our inventory... right George?”

“yeah.. oh.. yeah inventory right” George said Winking at him and leaving.

“oh... this part.. is so disgusting” Hermione said when Snape Arrived in the picture .... When it was over Hermione looked, but then she was Forced to say “ oh.. Stop the tape..... “ Harry Stopped the movie “that was the most Disgusting thing I ever... ugh...”

“but you gotta admit, it was pretty Funny....” Hermione looked at him “ I mean, insulting... Totally insulting... but you gotta admit, we could do a better job then them.... oh.. what’s that Ginny? Oh.. okay.. I’ll be there in a min” Ron said and dashed off

Suddenly Harry’s Scar began to Burn, he clenched it... “Harry? Are you okay?”

“yeah... fine”

Meanwhile at the Riddle house

“ This is Soo insulting.... who ever came up with this... I’m gonna kill them” Voldemort Said Standing up, his Wand out

“it is the internet, my lord” Wormtail said to Voldemort, Voldemort Rolled his eyes and sat back down...

FIN

no flames. i hate flamers