[Danmort ran into the potions dungeon and threw a bottle onto the floor. He didn't know what it was all he knew is that it was labeled dangerous. A big cloud of purple smoke came ringing through the room. He cackled evily and waited for MJmort to arrive.]

MJmort - Morts Evil Leader

MJmort walked into the dungeons in a sweep of grey robs with a small duck balanced carefully on her shoulder. She watched with content as she watched DanMort throwing potions to the ground and watching their chemical rections, "Wonderful DanMort," MJmort said smiling and carefully selecting a potion from the many shelves and threw it hard to the ground creating a puff of red smoke, "Looks like I could do a disappearing act in this!" MJmort said happily throwing down another and another untill the room was a mess of multi coloured fog.

[Dan took out his wand and pointed it at a shelf...The whole contents of the shelf and the shelf itself crashed to the ground and shattered.] "Wahahahahaha!!!" [He cried out.] "Hehehe..." [He laughed at his laugh.]

MJmot - Evil Leader of the Morts

MJmort laughed and hit DanMort softly on the back, "Good work DanMort!" MJmort said and started looking around the room for other havoc they could possibley cause and looked over into a cauldron. "Hmmm," she said and started pulling little bottles and emptying them into the cauldron. she stirred it and watched its contents. "I wonder what Snape was trying to cook up in here?" MJmort said, '"Not that it matters... he'll turn to a toad now..." MJmort said emptying more bottles in, "Or a rat...maybe he'll turn to both? Like a ratatoad?" Mjmort said still throwing things in, "Or maybe," MJmort said looking at the bottle in her hand, "A puppy?" she said. She added them all, "Oh well!" She said.

Shonkinator-The Lord Cookienator

Suddenly Shonkinator bussed into the room. She had come in hopes of stealing some very valuable and dangerous potions but to her dismay she found a bunch of Mortiez instead.

"Arrgh! You stupid Mortiez. You have foiled my plans," Shonk squealed as she stomped her foot angrilly.

"Hello Shonkinator, fellow evil one who is not as evil as I and the Morts!" MJmort said pulling out her wand and pointing it at Shonkinator and bowed a little, "Shall we duel or shall you come at peace and leave us to our evil doings?" MJmort said raising her wand. "What shall it be Shonkinator?" MJmort asked with a bit of an evil laugh.

Shonkinator rolled her eyes at MJmort. She thinks she's so cool, Shonkinator thought at she withdrew her wand grinning. MJmort didn't know what she had comming!

Wordlessly casting a powerful sheild charm around herself, Shonk pointed her wand at MJmort and said with a snicker, "The potions room shall be mine MJmort! If your lucky though I might let you taste test some of the potions."

With a quick bow of the head Shonk stared up at MJmort and waited.

MJmort - Evil Dark Lord of the Morts

MJmort smiled, "Duel it is fine foe," she said and flicked her wand as if bored sending a spell at Shonkinator which would, or rather, should knock her painfully to the ground. But alas! The spell bounces off of Shonkinator and MJmort must duck to avoid her own curse! "What have you done to my magic!" MJmort asked Shonkinator shaking her wand hard hoping it would help, "You have done in my wand! I can not duel!" MJmort said in dismay.

PMort - MJMort's Posse

PMort was running a tad bit late. She knew that she was told to meet her at the potions dungeon. As she got there, PMort noticed that there is someone else there. She ran up to DanMort and asked, "What did I miss? Who is that? And what is going on?" PMort was in total confusion. It was only supposed to be the Mort's here tonight. PMort watched as MJMort and "The Shonkinator" duel.

Shonkinator cackled evilly and then said with a smirk, "Oh just a little spell I read about a while back! Noe leave this place all of you or I shall have to take you all down!!"

Shonk glared around at the offending Mortiez and waited patiently for one of them to make a move on her.

MJmort shonke her wand of the spell muttering counter curses. She pointed her wand at Shonkinator again, "Haha! Ur magic is weak!" MJmort yelled happily and looked around, "Ummm... you guys know any good spells," MJmort asked the rest of her Mortiez.

PMort - MJMort's Posse

PMort had to think of something fast. She looked a DanMort. Then it came to her, "MJMort use Furnunculus with the Jelly Leg jinx. The Shonkinator will grow boils on her face and then with the jelly leg jinx, the boils will turn into tentacles!" Phoenix was trying not to shout too loud for the Shonkinator to hear. Phoenix turned to DanMort and said, "I hope this works, because if it doesn't, she's going to kill me!!"

MJmort - Morts Evil Leader

MJmort (not being the most awesome witch of her age but determined to be evil ruler) nodded at Pmort. She pointed her wand at Shonkinator and muttered the spells under her breath, "Take that Shonkinator foe of the Morts!" MJmort yelled with glee watching the Shonkinator transform.

PMort - MJMort's Posse

PMort jumped in happiness. "It worked, it worked!!" PMort jumping up and down. "Shonkinator that was what you needed!" PMOrt was still jumping up and down and clapping her hands. She turned to DanMort and gave him a great big hug. "That will show not to mess us the MORTS!!! Woot..Woot!"

Shonkinator looked down and observed her new tentacles with interest. These would definately be hard to walk with she thought with a sigh. Turning her face back to MJmort she grinned and shouted as she pointed her wand at her nemesis, "Incarcerous!"

Watching with glee as ropes sprung up to start binding MJmort Shonk quickly said, "Finite Incantatem," and her tentacles disappeared.

Kazamort- MJmort's evil PA

Kazamort rushed into the dungeon, late, knowing that MJmort was batteling Shonkinator, her arch nemesis. She had been busy making her a flask of coffee and was rushing to the potions storeroom when she saw MJmort bound and Shonkinator laughing evily.

"Petrificus totalus!" she yelled, pointing her wand at Shonkinators back as her whole body snapped together and she crashed to the floor.

If Shonk could have spoken she would have shouted 'OUCH!' having fallen face first down on the floor. She groaned inwardly having know she should have re-cast the 'Protego' spell but she could worry about that later.

Concentrating hard Shonk tried throwing off the jinx and after a minute or two of very hard concentrating she was able to whisper, "Finite Incantatem," once more and having not dropped her wand in the attack she grinned as her body un-sprung.

Remy:Slytherin's Official Future

Remy:OOTP member

Remy walked into the potions room when he saw the evil morts battling a girl, "How evil are you morts, four against one i guess nothing is too evil for you guys" remy said as he took his wand out and used the protego spell to protect himself and shonk from any further spells that the morts might use against them. Remy turned to shonk and smiled "its great to see a new member dedicated to bringing peace back to the world".

Shonkinator looked at Remy and laughed. "Peace to the world? I think not," she cackled as she turned her wand on him instead.

Remy:Slytherin's Official Future


Remy:ootp member

Remy eyes grew large as he realized his mistake, he had gotten in the middle of a fight between two evil powers. He stared at shonk and her wand and wondered what she was going to do as he slowly started reaching inot his robe for his wand so that he could protect himself or at least attempt to

Shonk grinned from ear to ear before swishing her wand around and yelling again, "Incarcerous."

Quickly casting 'Protego' on herself again before any of the morts decided to spring an attack on her again she turned to said morts and announced, "The potion room is mine! SCRAM!!"

MJmort - Evil Leader of the Morts

In a fit off furry MJmort turned around and pointed jher wand at Remy and Shonkinator and yelled a spell (that I can not spell :P). With this spell she froze Remy and Shonkinator only alowing them to blink. MJmort flicked her wand up behind her ear and smiled. "Potions experiments!" MJmort trilled and picked up some random potentialy dangerous potions and checking them back into Shonkinator and Remy's open mouths.

(Your godmoding MJ :P Naughty Naughty . . . Meh I don't care)

Fortunately for Shonkinator her sheild charm prevented MJ's spell from lasting long so when her fellow overlord wanna be got close enough to pore the potion into Shonks mouth Shonk quickly punched MJ in the nose.

"HA TAKE THAT!" she yelled sounding quite frilled. "Muggle dueling is the best."

MJmort - Evil Leader of the Morts

(Sorries... sounded better in my head! lol)

MJmort grabbed her nose in pain, "Ahhh! Shokinator! You have done in my nose!" MJmort yelled as blood started to stream down her face and shirt, "You shall pay for that!" She said jumping at Shonkinator and pushing her to the ground and started punching every part of her she could reach.

Shonkinator sqealed and covered her face with her arms as MJmort pounded into her. Deciding that enough was enough Shonk shoved MJmort off of her and quickly jumped to her feet, whipping blood off her lip as she did so.

"Ugh! You dismantled my perfect face," Shonk sneered rather uncharacteristcally as she looked at the blood on her hand.

Angrilly, she grabbed a vial of potion off one of the shelves and piffed it as hard as she could at MJ!

Remy:Slytherin's Official Future

Remy knelt down on the floor after mj dunked a weird vial into his mouth he guessed his stupid protego charm had not been powerful enough to stop the evil leader of the morts. He began coughing as his body started to feel very warm, he looked at the girls and saw a weird expression come over there faces and he sighed as he wondered what it was they saw.

Shonk, who had just caught site of Remy out of the corner or her eye, started giggling. "Oh my Remy! What the heck did you lot give him?" she asked through laughter.

MJ dodged the potion and watched expoled on the wall next to her wipping half the wall out. MJ look at Shonkinator with a grin, "I'm faster than I look good foe!" MJ said ramming into Shonkinator with her elbow and tugging as hard she could at her hair.

Shonk, who was too busy laughing at Remy, didn't react to Mjmorts attack until she was lying on the floor getting her hair ripped out. Squealing in pain she reached behind her and grabed another vial of potion which, with quite a bit of trouble, she ripped the top off and shoved, bottle and all, into the Mort Leaders mouth.

MJmort - Evil Leader of the Morts.

MJmort spat out the bottle and started coughing and splattering as she rolled off of Shonkinator. Clutching her chest he crawled across the room felling for one of her Morts robs trying to gain attention.
"Help me," MJmort splattered.

"MJMort! NO!" PMort sat on the ground and pulled MJMort onto her lap. "MJMort, I don't know what to do. I was never good with potions. Tell me! Tell me!" PMort was very upset with the situation. "We'll get you, we'll get you all. You see!"

"Get me all? Ther is only one of me," Shonk stated looking quite confused. "Have I been cloned or something?" She glanced around the room as if she was about to spot herself lurking in a corner somewhere.

OoC: Sorry, I mean't "We"ll all get you". Hehe, I guess I didn't catch that. Sorry Shonks!!!

BiC: PMort pulled out her wand and said under her breath, "Anapneo". It was to help MJMort from gagging a choking on the potion, helping her breathe until PMort was able to reverse the effects on her. Pmort stood up and pointed her wand at MJMort and said, "Protego!". It was a charm to protect MJMort while PMort looked for a antidote in the pile of potions. PMort was not a very good spell caster but she knew basics to get by. Her only fear is that she couldn't hold the Shonkinator back.