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All righty, I'm getting this thread started! Post as many ideas as you want, if you think of more, come back and add more. Also, feel free to comment on other's ideas, just quote them. Feel free to make them funny too.

You know you're a big Harry Potter Fan when . .. .

...when you wake up in the morning screaming, "Lilly, take Harry and run!"

...when you sit in class and your teacher says Now, always remember...." and you shout out "CONSTANT VIGILANCE!"

...when you overhear a conversation your mom's having..." ....how sad, at only a year old..." and immediately jump in with various HP facts....only to find out they were talking about your neighbour's kidney infection

...when you have an exam coming up but you spend all your time reading the books.

When you yell in the movie theaters "THAT WASNT IN THE BOOKS!!"

when you finish reading Cos and Gof ......and keep saying to your self ' its so obvious'.
then you go to sleep and dream that you stun moody before entering the maze or trying to bring DD to barty crouch and see moody and stun him and wake up trying to explain to DD abt poly juice potion in the drains and marauders map.......stupid harry :angry: let me sleep.

...when your computer says "You've got mail" and you run outside looking for the owl

...when you know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1979 and Ron's birthday is March 1, 1980 even though it was never said in the books

...when you count the days until you're old enough for your Apparition license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving

Your abig hP fan when:

-When you are able to answer every harry potter question no matter how difficult it may be.

-You start creating galleons and sickels.

-you point a stick at something and say a spell...


Your obsessed with hp when:

-When you know where JK Rowling lives and try to bribe her to tell you the end before the 7th book comes out....(not that it would work)

-When you can receit all of the harry potter books of by heart...

-when you go to a muggle store and ask for dragon steaks or holly wands.

-You go looking for diagon alley or Hogwarts even though you know they would never let a muggle like you find it.

- when you start catching "owls" and try to get them to fly "owls" to people.

etc etc etc

you run around the mall shouting "wingardium leviosa" waving a stick you found about

You know you're a hopeless HP freak when:
You try to Accio stuff..
Or that could mean that you're just a hopeless freak..or you're lazy and hoping in vain that the spell will work... I do that :)

when you see a big shaggy dog and yell "SNUFFLES!!!"

You're a big HP fan......

You fall alseep to the HP books on tape

Your whole wardrobe is all HP

You buy a whole new series for show

You bribe/buy the movie theaters for the HP trailer posters

when you read that snape killed DD you devised a complicatd plan to kill snape but didn't tell your friends that are snape fans about it

When you get the harry potter books you skip to find out who died....then kick yourself for it.

-when you find yourself baking with your friends and you start saying that the left over batter looks but tastes better than Poly juice potion

-when you see a snowy owl and say look its Hedwig

-when you see other movies that Alan RIckman play in and instead of saying Alan Rickman you say hey thats snape.

- when you have to explain to your friends that yes the original actor for Dumbledore died but not until the first two movies where done and explain thats what they were talking about in the jepody question.

-when your friends ask you how the wizards could walk through the wall at King's Cross station and you go into a explanation about all the magic that there is.

-when you say something stupid then try to use a spell to change the memories of the people who were around you.

-when you heard they were going to stop making the trading card game and you went and found all the cards that were in all the cardshopsp within 40 miles of you just to finish at least one of the decks that you collected.

-when you found out that they did stop making the cards and you decide that now would be a good time to teach the game to others.

- when not only do you own the trading card game but also the trivia pursuite game and you play against your family and realize you are the one that knows the most about both the movies and the books.

When you've got everyone at work referring to the boss as "The Dark Lord".

First of all I'd like to say that Twilight I LOVE your idea...and I will be trying that one out myself :lol:

Anyway, You know your a HP fan:

~ when you find a broom on the floor and stick your hand out & yell "UP!"

~ when you start brewing your own potions to fix your problems after discovering that wands don't work for you, for some reason ;)

~ when playing the HP Scene It? game and you are at the finish line while everyone else is still at start.

~ when you past the age of 11 wondering why you were never given your letter to Hogwarts.

~ when you do makeovers constantly wishing you could be like Tonks! :lol:

~ when your in a staring contest with a portrait hoping it'll blink sometime soon. :P

~ when your wondering if your cat is part Kneazle.

~ when you hear lilting music, your looking around for Fawkes. :lol:

~ when some one asks, "Well you know who." and you go "Voldermort" or "Moldywart" depending on your courage. :wizard:

~ when you talk about joining a sports team and then mention Quidditch!


* That's all I can think of for now...If I think of more I'll post them, just let me know what you think. ^_^

Oh dear...

-When you buy the specialty books and then read the Magical Creature book and figure best which books the side notes refer too.
-You laugh hysterically at said side notes, claiming "That'd be just ike Ron/Harry?Hermoine!"
-When your reading about Quidditch and can't help but compare the American version, Quadpot, to American Football versus soccer...
-When you buy an actual book on divination and magical circles to see if Trelwaney was actually drawing a text you might find.
-When you draw fan art, wether it has to do with the movies or the book
-When you look forward to seeing centaurs in other movies, hoong Firenze will magically pop out and say "Boo, fooled you!"
-When you look for Moaning Myrtyle before attending to business in the Girls restroom... any girls restroom
-When you spend as much time reading HP fanfiction as you do working on homework and studying for exams...

...When You look at a pile of sticks and start thinking 'wand prospects'

...When You scream 'Accio' everytime your too lazy to get up and get what you want only to realise you have to get up anyways.

... When You-know-who means Voldemort no matter what

... When You look for signs in your tea

... When You wonder whether our government is influenced indirectly by witches or wizards

...When you hear "owl" and think "mail"

...When you hear pure-blood in biology you refer to families

...When you hear Order Of The Phoenix the number 202 pops up in your head

:) 202 DAYS TILL IT COMES OUT IN THEATERS

... When you hear a baby and you cry out "MANDRAKE!"

...When you recieve an A in Chemistry you argue for an O

...When You refer to your family as filthy muggles.

...When you waste all your time creating a "You're A Big HP Fan when..." list

...You daydream all day about your fave HP couple

You're a big HP fan when...

You constantly go over the You're a big HP fan when... lists

When you can tell what part of the movie is showing while listening to the Harry Potter soundtracks (I can do that with the GoF soundtrack)

You think of new theories about Book 7 (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) at one in the morning, then write them down and scrap paper and post them on HP sites, making various spelling mistakes.

...when im eating using a chopstick and i will cast a spell to my sister thinking that my chopstick is my wand.... :wizard:

You know you're a hopeless HP fan when ... You are a member of a Harry Potter RPG!

YOU ARE THE BIGGEST HP FAN WHEN:

-When every year at Halloween you dress up as Harry/Ron/Hermy even though the costume is too small

-On holiday's when family comes you go through there things looking for polyjuice potion to make sure they're the real things

-You try to make your aunt fly through the sky like a balloon

-You find a broken stick on the ground and think "Poor guy, their wand broke"

-You go to the store to buy paint and wood and make wands (I do this)

-You go to the zoo and try to find the centars/unicorns ect.

-When you don't find these creatures you complain that the zoo was a waste of time and demand your money back

-You cover your ears and run when someone says "Voldemort"

-When someone says they didn't like one of the books or movies you hold a grudge

-You always refer to the actors as Harry, Hermionie, Ron, Malfoy/Draco ect.

-When you go to the train station, look for platforms 9 and 10 then try to go through the wall to platform 9 and 3 quarters

-Are so suprised that when you hit the wall and fall onto your but you cry

-You go looking for Hogwarts only to find that you are now lost

-You find a joke shop and look for Fred and Gorge

-When on a HP website and someone makes a spelling mistake you start cursing at thm to fix it

-When someone calls one of the caractures an incorect name and you slap them

:evil: When you can think up tons and tons of reasons why you ARE a nig Harry Potter Fan! :evil:

:D how's that one?

You know your a really big Harry Potter fan when the books and the movies are not enough so you go out and buy the computer games, gameboy advance and the the Playstation 2 games, all of Harry Potter.

You know your a very big Harry Potter fan when you can't go to sleep unless you are watching or reading Harry Potter. :blush:

These will be hard to beat, but the truth can be stranger then fiction. Is this truth of fiction? :wizard:

You know you're a big fan when everywhere you look, there seems to be something that has to do with HP. I was thinking about watching "Little Princess" cause I finally got the dvd again after losing my last one, and I was reading the back of it, when what do I see? That it was directed by the same director who did PoA. So right there on the back of Little Princess, I see "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban". I was like "God it just follows me EVERYWHERE!" LOL!

When you for some reason look down at the U bend in your toilet while your brushing your teeth by the sink, and think of Moaning Myrtle.

When you wish you could dress your child up for halloween as either Harry or Hermione! lol Um... I wouldn't do that! Never!..... :<< :blush: :<<

*When you want a house elf for Christmas.

*When you own a rat named Scabbers, a cat named Crookshanks, a rabbit named Binkey, a toad named Trevor, owls named Hedgwig, Pigwideon, Hermes, and Errol, and a werewolf named Lupin.

*When you make hats and socks for house elves and hide them about the house to try to set them free.

*When you climb up to the attic to attend Divination.

*When your mom tells you to get the mail and you go outside and wait for the owls to arrive.

*When you try to get your parents to sign a Hogsmeade permission form.

*When you join the DA and hold meetings in the room of requirements, AKA your bathroom.

*When you want to be the Minister for Magic.

*When you try to apparate to school/work.

*When you try to fly on your mom's old broomstick.

*When you try to fly your car to the mall.

*When you try to pay for something in galleons, sickles, and knuts.

*When you have a pool sized bathtub.

*When you think you have a boggart in your closet.

*When you try to clean your room using your wand, AKA the antenna from your car that doesn't fly.

*When you fail a test and die of shock.

*When you know everything about Gilderoy Lockhart.

*When you try to make a potion in your room and blow up the house.

*When you try to communicate with your friends using mirrors.

*When you show up for soccer practice with a broomstick.

*When you paint a fake scar on your head with a sharpie.

*When you get really cold and think the dementors are coming for you.

*When you want to enter the Triwizard Tournament but are to young so you attempt an aging potion.

*When you see a snake and think it is a basilisk.

*When you go into the woods behind your house and look for centaurs, unicorns, werewolves etc.

*When you see you brother drinking something that is funny colored you think it is unicorn blood and you immediately suspect him of being Voldemort.

*When you hear the word "Voldemort" you react as if it were a swear word.

*When you try to enter platform 9 3/4 and run headlong into a solid, brick wall and immediately think that Dobby must have jinxed it.

*When you tickle the pear in the picture to try and enter a secret kitchen where the house elves work.

*When you try to find merpeople in the lake behind your house.

*When you try to pull out people's hair to try and make a polyjuice potion.

*When you sign up for every class imaginable, realize you will never be able to attend them all without a time turner, realize that there is no such thing, realize that you are a huge Harry Potter fan and you need SERIOUS help.

There. Beat THAT!



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well...I've done the following from your post...

*made hats and socks for house elves and hide them about the house to try to set them free.
*climbed up to the attic to attend Divination.
*Made my parents sign a Hogsmeade permission form.
*tried to fly on mom's broomstick.
*Tried to pay for something in galleons, sickles, and knuts.
*Tried to clean my room using a wand.
*Set fire to my carpet while messing around attempting to make a potion.
*painted a fake scar on my head with a sharpie.
*Went in the woods to find centaurs...
*Tried to enter platform 9 3/4 and run headlong into a solid, brick wall. Ouch...
*pulled out people's hair to try and make a polyjuice potion.
*signed up for every class imaginable, realized I would never be able to attend them all without a time turner, realized that there is no such thing, realized that I are a huge Harry Potter fan and I need SERIOUS help.(I had to give up my Lunch period next year...ooo well)

Ha, I've done much worse than is written here too, trust me....I think we all have...We wouldn't be fans unless we did :D

ur a big HP fan when the car you drive to school becomes the "Hogwarts Express". And also when your home gets called "The Burrow"...

... when u wake up every morning with homemade sickles and give it to a stuffed owl to pay for your daily prophet, look around but dont find one and get mad at the owl.

.... when u have typed out the whole book for fun

*When you read a book so fast that your eyes blur.

*When you step into the fireplace, throw down some dirt and say "Pharmacy", close your eyes, and when you open them get real mad 'cuz it didn't work.

*When you go to the post office with an owl and ask them if you can put him in their owlry.

*When your teacher tells you to write an essay you ask how many feet of parchment.

*When you try to write with a feather.

When you're killing time on a HP site while waiting to get sorted...

Scary thought, I've done almost all of those things.lol
*you brib the neighbor's cat not to tell your mother were you snuck out to at 3 in the morning.
*you cover yourself with silver fabric so that no one sees you at three in the morning.
*your at a hp fandom meeting at 3 in the morning
* your dreams are always about you being a hogwarts student.
*you drop balloons on people and blame Peeves
*you get mad when the ink on your homework doesn't change color
*you get thrown out of theatres for throwing your shoes at the screen and yelling that didn't happen in the book
*you call your worst enemy a mudblood
*and become angry when they aren't scared for life by your terrible insult.
*you tell people that you'll sic your dragon on them if they don't do as you tell them
*you call your princaple dumbledore
*you show people a press-on dark mark and become angry when they aren't shaking in there boots
* you wear robes to school and don't understand why no one else is wearing thier uniform
*you check behind every curtian you come apon in hopes of finding Surius Black
*you insist that wanted posters be put up at your school for the escaped death eaters.
*you buy on of those over priced sticks off the internet.
*you use a cloak from halloween as a jacket in the winter
*your reading this post because you want to see if your a bigger hp nerd that me

I have done all of these, and gotten a few detentions for some of them

Your a big harry potter fan when you:

-get teh darkmark tattooed onto ur forearm
-when ur stupid enough to try and cut a thunderbolt into ur forhead

You book the 21st and 22nd of July off work so that noone can spoil the last book for you while you spend the wole weekend reading it. You are planning not to answer your phone, look at the newpaper of watch TV incase you accidently find out what happens and it ruins your life.

You know when you're a big HP fan when...

you book two days off work to see the film as mahy times as you can

You book another two days off work to read the book and tell everyone you're out of the country so they won't try and speak to you

You spend most of your days off looking up Harry Potter stuff on the internet or checking facts for your latest theories in the books.

You log into the LC before you go to work to check out the new posts and then it makes you late and then you get hauled up in front of the Dark Lord' for being late... (loved that Twilight!)

You look sadder than the sad Supernatural fanfic-er you work with who is the biggest geek ever

You haven't read a book that isn't HP for six months

All your pets are named after HP characters

This one is for dream lol. "You remember that today is 713 which is also the vault # from sorcerer's/philosophers stone.

You know you're a HUGE HP fan when...

~>You have come up with the music for 'Weasley is Our King'
~~~>Both versions of it

~>Your pet is sick of being a wizard, and refuses to wear the costume for one more minute

~>You have a bunch of make-shift wands, including a spatula, a TV antennae, a fake sword, a stick, a straw...

~>You have MADE your own Hogwarts house tie

~>Silver and green is no longer a good combination; it is FANTASTIC

~>People actually call you by the name of a character ((Depending on who I'm around, it's either Tonks, because of my clumsiness, or Sirius, because of my bark-like laugh and my complete inability to follow the rules))

~>You've either died your hair, drawn a scar on your forhead, or drawn on the Dark Mark to go to something HP ((I've done all three, at separate times; latest was for Tonks, and I'm doing it again for the book))

~>"Freak" has taken on new meaning since you got hooked

~>You've written the Beaters' Bible

~>You have a stuffed animal named Hedwig, a beanie frog you've convinced yourself is a toad named Trevor, and a stuffed rat named Scabbers

~>'Mudblood' is the worst swear you know

~>You've gone hunting for Weird Sisters music ((Been there, done that; long story))

~>You curse Malfoy under your breath on a regular basis ((Which is why my best friend/boyfriend is Malfoy; he has the egotism and the blond hair))

~>You've written very long lists of what the movies have messed up

~>You've written letters to at least one of the cast members

~>You have a small shrine to your favorite character

-you go to see the simpsons movie just throw popcorn at the screen when Homer names a pig Harry Porker.
-you go to every book store in town hoping to get a glimpse of the infamous boxes

Well I have written wih a feather and it is fun but takes a lot of practise. Boy is it messy the first few times you do it.

You know your a big Harry Potter fan when you find ways to do as many of the things that are done in the books of Harry Potter.

This includes making your own wand that does not work but is great for making bad children be good when they are around you.

You know you're a big Harry Potter fan when

You take you're mother's locket, enscribed with an 's' for her name, and destroy it because you think it's a horcrux.

The song "We're off to see the wizard" reminds you of being sent to the headmaster's office.

When you 1st grade music teacher teaches you the song "Bipity Bopity Boo" and you think he/she is a witch/wizard.

When you mistake your cat for Professor McGonagall and the woman at the grocery store check out for her as well. Asking her the phrase "What's new pussy cat?"

When you think that the bartender at your local bar must be Snape because his hair is so greasy. Thus leaving you to offer him a bottle of shampoo.

When you wave your car antena around and think it must be magic when the radio quality improves.

When you spend all your time here and end up late for school and have to spend the rest of your morning explaining to the Dark Lord why you are late eventually ending up with your explaining how you are hopelessly obsessed with Harry Potter.

You're a HP fan....

...when you get together with a bunch of friends and figure out how to play quidditch on weekends.

...when you get home after dark, hold up the wand you had in your car and say "lumos" and wonder why it didn't work.

...When everyone you work or go to school with looks at you every time anyone says anything about HP.

You know your a big Harry Potter fan when your in a computer store and someone ask how much an HP cost and you think their asking if Harry Potter is for sale and wonder why they want to try and buy him for he's not for sale besides you can't buy humans.