Alright, here's another fun little game...

In this game, someone makes a wish, and that wish might be... "I wish my cat was as smart as a human". Then, the poster below that person can decide what happens with his/her wish. Does it work out? Or does it go horribly wrong?

For example, the second person might say... "Your cat becomes extremely smart, however, before long it learns to speak Russian, ruins your identity, runs for President, and wins. It then promptly banishes you from the country, never to speak to you again." Then the second poster makes a wish of his/her own, and the game continues.

Feel free to be creative with the wish of the person above you, however, do be careful what you wish for... it *might* come true. Have fun!

-Jon

"I wish it wasn't so cold outside."

-Jon

The next day is 110 degrees and melts all the snow immediately, sweeping your entire apartment complex down the street. It sails into Lake Michigan and hitches a ride on a truck going south. When you awaken from a surprisingly peaceful night's slumber, you walk outside to discover that you've been displaced into Tennessee.

"I wish getting my hair done wasn't so expensive."

Suddenly, and inexplicably, your hairstylist announces that he/she will do your hair for free. And, for some reason he/she feels mysteriously compelled to offer all his/her other clients the same offer. Before long your hairstylist is out of business, homeless, and playing his/her ukulele for change on a street corner. :D

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"I wish it was March 3rd already." ... [wink]

-Jon

You wake up tomorrow and discover that it's March 3 and there's a guest waiting for you! Then the next day, it's March 3 again!...and again!...and again! The date stays the same, but the activities get to change, just like brand new days, only you get to keep your guest!

"I wish I could have Scotty beam me to wherever I wanted to go at any given time." [wink]

Scotty, aboard the famed USS Enterprise (in orbit in the future), discovers a way to use the transporter to beam you anywhere you want to go. Unfortunately, the temporal calculations are far too stressful upon the equipment and you arrive in the middle of a busy Milwaukee street.... stark naked. ... :D

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"I wish it would stop snowing."

-Jon

Unfortunately, your wish happens to fall on opposite day, so it begins snowing twice as much as before! However, since Scotty was doing some "beaming" in the area earlier, he beams you on board the Enterprise until the snow subsides. While you are on board, you take over command and teach the crew how to speak with southern dialects. :P

(I forgot my wish!)

"I wish Tater Bug (my kitty) would lose his obsession with incessantly pawing on papers to wake me up in the morning."

Your wish comes true, however, suddenly, your cat -- Tater Bug -- takes to pouncing on you every morning and excitedly licking your nose. Confused, he eventually develops an identity problem and starts believing he is a dog.

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"I wish the color blue was actually red, and vice versa."

-Jon

Poof! Red is now blue, and blue is now red. Suddenly there are major standstills at traffic lights as motorists no longer know what to do at a "blue light"! Department stores go bankrupt since no one find a "red light special" very appealing to purchase. New parents become confused as to the sex of their baby, for now boys are red and girls are pink...way too close to call! It's the fall of mankind as we know it!

"I wish the Hokey Pokey really was what it's all about."

Suddenly the Hokey Pokey *is* what it's all about, and people all around the world begin shaking their limbs uncontrollably, while losing the ability to do anything other than sing about "putting their left foot, head, or right elbow *in*". Nobody is able to explain just where they are putting said limbs, and before long mass confusion joins the uncontrollable limb shaking. Not long after that, mass fatigue spreads across the planet as well, and modern science struggles to find a cure for the growing insomnia epidemic that grinds our society to a screeching halt.

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"I wish I could spend more time in person with my Love."

-Jon

Amazingly, your love gets several breaks in the upcoming last semesters of nursing school and she is able to visit you and you, her. Then, once she graduates, she moves to Milwaukee so you can live happily ever after...together...the puzzle together at last.




"I wish/hope that I pass my test Friday!!"

You pass your test on Friday, and go on to become the world's best nurse!

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"I wish I had met my Love earlier in my/her life."

-Jon

Upon careful consideration by the wish-granting genie, she decides not to grant your wish because God knew you and your love needed to learn some life lessons in order to be able to love each other the proper way. Afterall, those other relationships prepared you for each other, learning to appreciate one another and God's guidance. And now you get to live happily ever after with each other with all that preliminary "stuff" out of the way!! [grin]




"I wish I could cuddle up and watch a movie with *my* love tonight."