in reply to dan's forum is dead thread, a game usually helps. this is the corrupt wish game. Here's the rules.

You'll wish for something, and the person below you will grant it, but give it some sort of 'catch' that ruins it. Then that same person will wish for something themselves, and the next person does the same and so on and so forth.

example:
person one: I wish for an apple
person two: Granted, but it has a worm in it. I wish for a car
person three: Granted, but it has a flat tire.
etc, etc, etc.


i will start the game.
i wish for a pair of new shoes.

OH THIS IS SOOOO MUCH FUN!!!!! :clap:

You wish for a new pair of shoes, but the soles are dead ;)

SO MUCH FUN!

--------Ok, my turn. I wish for an Xbox 360! :dancebaby:

[oh yea, im glad someone is loving this [and good job on the 'soles' thing]

granted, but the disk drive is broke.
i wish for 1 million dollars

Granted, but you were robbed the very same day
I wish for a wish o_O

granted, but that wish was a waste

i wish for a new PSP game

Granted, but you don't have a PSP :pinch:
I wish I could fly

[aww, that cold. you ceased my psp ;_;]

granted, but your wings get clipped
i wish a new person would grant wishes

Granted but im a retard lol!

I wish i had DOa4, Metroid Hunters and Xbox 360 :P

[thank you helena]

granted, but you dont have a controller to play them
i wish kasumi was real [oh, i know the reply to this will be priceless >.>]

Granted but her boobs arent real haahahah!
(that's crude edit out if you must!)
I wish my Helena was real!

Granted, but she became a man @_@
I wish that there was no school

xabi, what a twist!

granted, but there still work and jobs
i wish i was in japan

Lol :rofl:

Granted, but Japan sank into the sea
I wish I could use magic

Granted, but you turned yourself into a toad.

I wish I were in California.

granted, but cali falls to the sea [scientists say its gonna happen anyway...]

i wish i could control time

Granted, but you got stuck time @_@
I wish more people would post here

lol Granted but everyone new that post's will continue to post just like us!

I wish i was rich!

granted, but you're sad and lonely with a mole the size of a small tumor.

I wish I had a motorcycle.

granted, but the motorcycle is a toy

i wish gundams were real [this will be interesting]

Granted but your not a Cordinator so you can't fly it.

I wish I was Ryu.

[i dont need to be a coordinator. i could be like wing gundam, HEAVY ARMS OWNZ!!! plus they simplified the system. the ASTRAYs for orb and the rebuilt STRIKE for La Flaga]

granted, but your street fighter ryu
i wish i was a bounty hunter

(Iactually I dont know that much about Gundam outside of the show
"Gundam Seed)

Granted, but your not Samus from Metroid

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

[makes sense. and i dont wanna be samus. >.> knowing my luck, kids would use me as a basketball -_-]

granted, but you find out when your dead
i wish i was a martial arts master

Granted but your retired

I wish I was 20 feet tall and made of soild gold.

i love this gaem. i should bring more in

granted, but that makes you a statue. pigeons will poop on you for now on
i wish kasumi was my girlfreind [ima be flamed the likes of a solar flare]

Granted but you die in a mysterious pigeon poop insident.
I wish I could go to bed right now.

Let me try :D

Granted, but ur bed is made of spikes

I wish i for a doa4 game signed by all doa chars :D

bed o spikes, lord x.x

granted, but the game is a bootleg
i wish i do alchemy

(lol i was thinking of those spikey beds in those cartoons)
Granted, but u lose your 4 of your 5 senses(i dont know how that relates but its a catch :rofl: )

i wish for the worst wish ever

granted, but it becomes the BESTESTESETSETEST wish ever.

I wish that I could be more careful with knives.

Granted but but you end up chopping up your fingers.

I wish i would die a slow and painfull death when i die.

Was my response deleated?



EDIT: NVM, i guess the third page was not working.

Granted, but your unconcious for the whole event.

I wish for 3 more wishes

granted, but THESE wishes affect both you AND your worst enemy.

i wish i could pay for grad school.

granted, but you hate grad school and end up spending your grad tuition getting wasted every night, wishing that you had never applied.

I wish that the world wasn't afraid to dance.

Granted, but everyone now cant dance

i wish for a pool table

granred but the table is missing aleg!

I wish i my wish was not wishiable by no one never. xd enjoy!

Granted but I don't understand what you wished for, so it never happened.
I wish Dan would tell me what hes asking for.

Granted, but now you're naked and broke.

I wish that actors would act more.

granted, but they get lazy from acting alot and movies now suck [isnt that happening now? yes, i stab society with a white hot lance]

i wish i could control electricity