Title: Has this happend to you?
Dan - February 27, 2006 12:42 AM (GMT)
It's your first time. As you lie back your
muscles tighten. You put him
off for a while searching for an excuse, but he
refuses to be swayed as he
approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you
shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it's the first
time his finger has found
the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;
your body tenses; but
he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks
deeply within your eyes
and tells you to trust him - he's done this many
times before. His cool
smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him
;more room for an easy
entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
but he slowly takes his
time, wanting to cause you as little pain as
possible. As he presses
;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give
way; pain surges throughout
your body and you feel the slight trickle of
blood as he continues. He
looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too
painful.Your eyes are
filled with tears but you shake your head and nod
for him to go on. He
begins going in and out with skill but you are
now too numb to feel him
within you. After a few moments, you feel
something bursting within you and
he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to
have it over. He looks
at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a
chuckle; that you have been
his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your
dentist. After all,it was your first time to have
a tooth pulled.
YOU SICK DEMENTED MAN! I KNOW WHAT YOU WHERE THINKING!!!!!!
Luminous_Daybreak - February 27, 2006 12:43 AM (GMT)
...wow.
No, I didn't think it was sex for one second.
Dan - February 27, 2006 12:44 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Luminous_Daybreak @ Feb 26 2006, 06:43 PM) |
...wow.
No, I didn't think it was sex for one second. |
:rofl: Sure :rofl:
Im hoping for someone to post without reading it though!
Queen Helena - February 27, 2006 08:47 AM (GMT)
too long although it was funny, I also knew it wasn't about sex after the first two seconds lol
Mills McDougle - February 27, 2006 03:47 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Dan @ Feb 26 2006, 07:44 PM) |
| QUOTE (Luminous_Daybreak @ Feb 26 2006, 06:43 PM) | ...wow.
No, I didn't think it was sex for one second. |
:rofl: Sure :rofl:
Im hoping for someone to post without reading it though!
|
Here's your first post for that, then.
Read the first two lines and skipped down to the last line. I can tell you that this never happened to me.
l33t_ninja_thug - March 1, 2006 02:55 AM (GMT)
..... :shocked: >.> freakkin tease......
i admire your poetic skillz :bow:
lasdferret - March 1, 2006 04:00 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (l33t_ninja_thug @ Feb 28 2006, 06:55 PM) |
..... :shocked: >.> freakkin tease......
i admire your poetic skillz :bow: |
I dont believe he wrote it. :P
It didn't get me though, I've seen things like this before.
Mills McDougle - March 1, 2006 04:43 AM (GMT)
Funny how, now that I actually read, I figured it would be something like this.
If I would've read this before anyone posted, though, I'd be like "WHAT THE FIZZLE?!"
lasdferret - March 1, 2006 04:47 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Mills McDougle @ Feb 28 2006, 08:43 PM) |
Funny how, now that I actually read, I figured it would be something like this.
If I would've read this before anyone posted, though, I'd be like "WHAT THE FIZZLE?!" |
"WHAT THE FIZZLE" Has become the quote of the week, Good job.
When I read it was pretty close to what I thought it would be, I was guessing surgery or something along the line of that.
Mills McDougle - March 1, 2006 07:28 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (lasdferret @ Feb 28 2006, 11:47 PM) |
| QUOTE (Mills McDougle @ Feb 28 2006, 08:43 PM) | Funny how, now that I actually read, I figured it would be something like this.
If I would've read this before anyone posted, though, I'd be like "WHAT THE FIZZLE?!" |
"WHAT THE FIZZLE" Has become the quote of the week, Good job.
When I read it was pretty close to what I thought it would be, I was guessing surgery or something along the line of that.
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Haha, yeah, I think that Lumi'll steal it, too. XD