1. Starbucks Beer
You know this corporation owns all your souls. Especially, when you decide to pay 5 bucks for a coffee. They're going to go to the dark side, when they introduce the Starbucks Beer. You'll now get a chance to get buzzed and energized at the same time. But don't forget, you'll probably be paying 10 bucks, along with you best friend's soul to get one.


2. Elmer's Deodorant
When you where a little kid this brand of glue was everywhere. By the time you reach adulthood. Elmer will finally introduce it's brand new Deodorant. You'll now be able to glue your armpits shut. That way, it'll be impossible for any smells to come out and play. The only drawback, is that it'll leave behind a sticky white residue.


3. Gillette LightSpeed
When they started making razors with 3 blades, we all thought it was ridiculous. As time pasted, people actually warmed up to the idea. So, with that in mind, here's the new Gillette LightSpeed. This bad boy has 21 blades that can shave your entire face or back in no time. Just make sure you have tons of dignity by your side.


4. Logitech Extralong
When it comes to making a cool looking PC mouse, Logitech stands at the forefront. But, it was about time they made a practical mouse, like the new Extra Long. This mouse gives you the ability to rest your entire forearm on it. You can also use it as a giant paperweight. Just make sure you buy the extra wide mouse pad to go along with it.


5. iPod Invisible
First, there was the iPod (garbage). Then there was the 20gb iPod (more garbage). And then came the iPod Shuffle (random garbage). But, finally there was the new iPod Nano (nano garbage). Which now, leads us to the new iPod Invisible. This thing isn't really going to get made. It's just another way for Apple to make 300 dollars for some more hot garbage.

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iPod invisible is gonna rock.

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Im looking foward to that. :)

That's not a very exciting product so I didn't put that one.

:-X

Starbucks does own souls... and a monopoly on the capital market.
=D Love 'em bsu!

i would totally buy elmer's deodorant.

Starbucks selling beer? that's sad.
Beer is not classy enough for Starbucks.

Starbucks, classy?
Please.
Just because it appeals to a pretentious upper socioeconomic class with people that can afford to spend more than $4.50 for a 8oz cup of coffee does not mean it's classy.
Actually, yes, it does.
Sorry.
=D Now you know my opinon. Which, kinda is hypocritical since I buy from Starbucks all the time. Oi.

The iPod invisible would freakin' rock.

Starbucks beer would be better than the crap coffee

the fact that they overcharge for a cup of coffee doesn't make it classy...it's all the fun (and by fun i mean useless and annoying) coffee drinking accessories that come with that cup of coffee that do!

i look forward to the day when i can buy starbucks beer in a special, classy beer helmet.

Oh, no. I was calling it classy because of the assosciation with the upper class.
AKA EVERY FREAKIN' CORNER ABOVE 50th ST FROM EAST END- FIFTH AVENUE.

But, as for the accessories. Hmm. Yeah, good stuff. Oh, and I bought Starbucks Komodo Dragon Blend the other day... and surprisingly, it was good. (Oh, how I've just shamed myself.) As for the beer helmet. Sweet.

Oi, how hypocritical am I? Sorry guys.

yeah, if i had a beer helmet covered in trendy 'new age' art stuff i would be like the coolest kid at school!



or not.

i think that mouse thing would be pretty useful. oO
it would make that wrist-disease disappear.

the one which secretaries (the women who make the coffee in all offices) get like every once in a while.