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Why can't Steve Martin be that awesome in all of his movies?

Holy fuck, I:m three years old again! My dad loved this movie, and it was also the 1st movie or show where I saw karate stuff. I used to run around my house fighting bad guys yelling " YOU ARE TALKING TO A NIGGER!"

Then my mother and father had a big argument over how he was an asshole for thinking it was funny. My mom sat me down and told me how it was wrong and I felt so mad that I couldnt say it anymore. I mean, she literally took away my battle cry. I was crushed. Then I started kindergarten a couple years later and my friends said nigger alot and everything was fine for a little while.

I;m also betting that this is the only action sequence Steve Martin ever did.

And thanks for sharing CKA, great memories from this movie. Ya know the part at the end where he moves back in with the niggers? Remember how he is dancing? That's what I see in my mind when I hear certain Skynyrd songs.

:blink: What is this?

It's from an old Steve Martin movie named "The Jerk".

He was raised by niggers in the woods until he heard white people music for the 1st time and was able to finally dance. This led his family to beleive it was time to tell him he was not their birth child. His response was "You mean I';m going to stay this color forever?!!!?". He then left his family to find moar white people. In his journey to fail he works as a gas station attendant. He gets a real telephone and becomes very exited that he is listed in the phone book. A militia nutjob then randonly points to his name in the book and tries to snipe his black ass.

He then joins the circus and marries a stunt bike bulldyke. He writes a letter home saying that he has found some extra work because his gf promised him a blowjob.

He then invents some kind of corrective lense attatchment that makes it easier for them to be put on. This causes him to make millions. He has a new gf by now as well. He then blows all his money on stupid shit, including financing anti cat juggling efforts in Kashmir.

But his invention causes nearly all of the US to go cockeyed and he gets sued for all he has and becomes a bum, I mean a jerk. Then his family finds him and takes him home.

Those are just the highlights, see this movie soon.

EDIT: The fight scene CKA posted was part of one of the 1st hallucinations I ever had from inhalants. Except it was Mel Brooks beating up all the guys. Slash was one of the bad guys for some reason. Slash was probably in it because I was trying to watch the video for November Rain while tripping hard. I remember being pissed because Mel Brooks took over my television while I was trying to watch GnR :pissed: