Title: THE OWL GAME
Emmeline Vance - September 23, 2007 02:46 PM (GMT)
OKAY SO I STOLE THIS INTRO THINGY FROM FACEBOOK LEAVE ME ALONE.
Heres's what happens:
Start a letter:
To Ginny:
Does Harry REALLY have a tattoo of a Horntail on his chest?!?
Could you... maybe...get me a picture?
I WILL PAY ANYTHING!
- Romilda Vane
The next person woud then take the sender of the letter and make them the adressee of a new letter. The new letter doesn't have to be from the the person in the previous letter, or even have to do with the same subject.
Ex:
Dearest Romilda-
Ummm... I don't know if you've noticed, but we seem to like the same types of things...
like watching Harry play Quiddich, watching Harry walk through the halls, watching... Harry...
Want to go out sometime?
- Colin Creevy
It seems weird, but it'll be great as soon as the ball starts rolling, so here we go!:
Dear Ginny Weasley circa. Chamber of Secrets,
Pwned.
-Tom Riddle
Sirius Black - September 23, 2007 03:10 PM (GMT)
Tom,
You are a friggin' b/tard.
Yes, I know your identity.
-Padfoot
Emmeline Vance - September 23, 2007 03:22 PM (GMT)
DEAR SIRIUS,
WE LOVE YOU!!!!! MARRY US PLEASE?
No. Marry me. NO. ME!!!!!! I AM HIS SOULMATE!!!!!! MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Love, Every Girl in Hogwarts
Sirius Black - September 23, 2007 03:29 PM (GMT)
Dear Girls,
Why settle for Sirius when you can have me?
I'm all man, all the time.
-James Potter, loves
Ariana Goldstein - September 23, 2007 03:38 PM (GMT)
DEAR MSSR. POTTER,you are hereby given the title 'taken' to all
females who may or have desired you. we
were unable to process your due request and
instead, did the best we could to aid you. we
apologize for this inconvenience and we hope
you have a wonderful rest of your life. we
hope that you enjoy the rest of your time
without the addition and presention of sex,
boobs and vaginas. again, we apologize for
this inconvenience. if you have any questions,
shove them up your butt. thank you!
miss goldstein, head of boy stats.p.s: sorry jamie, we've all dubbed you lilys. hands down!
Sirius Black - September 23, 2007 04:02 PM (GMT)
Dear Mme Goldstein.
You turn me on.
Headmaster of Hogwarts,
Dumbledore
Ariana Goldstein - September 23, 2007 04:13 PM (GMT)
DEAR MISTER BLACK,if only you did the same for me.
burned!
yours truly, freaked.
Sirius Black - September 23, 2007 04:15 PM (GMT)
Dear Freaked,
If you aren't turned on by me, I'm afraid to say you're lesbian.
Black
Emmeline Vance - September 23, 2007 04:21 PM (GMT)
Dear Black,
HI. I EXIST.
Yours fondly,
Emmeline Vance
Ariana Goldstein - September 23, 2007 04:22 PM (GMT)
DEAR MSSR. BLACK,well that would just suck for you now, wouldn't it?
i'm sorry to say i'm more attracted to um .. remus lupin.
oh woe is me for i don't love sirius whathisname black.
and i'm not lesbian. i just haven't screwed you.
love, the witch.
DEAR MS. VANCE,woman! where is your dignity?!
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ariana.
Sirius Black - September 23, 2007 04:23 PM (GMT)
Dear Emmeline,
Can I call you Emmy?
Emmeline is sorta long.
It is hard to remember you as is.
Was it you that was sent away for rehab last year?
Or was it fat camp? :/
Your Friendly Neighborhood Manwhore,
Sirius Black
Emmeline Vance - September 23, 2007 04:26 PM (GMT)
Dear Sirius Black and Ariana Goldstein,
Yes, I actually have loads of dignity, surprisingly, as well as morals. They're your friends.
Sure, you can call me Emmy.
NO, I DID NOT GO TO FAT CAMP.
Yours in spirit! =D
Emmy Vance
Ariana Goldstein - September 23, 2007 04:33 PM (GMT)
DEAR EMMY,no one can imagine you in fat camp anyway.
you'd have to be out of your mind {like sirius} to assume that.
Macy Mann - September 24, 2007 02:36 AM (GMT)
Dear Ariana,
DISS EMMY AGAIN AND I KICK YOU ASS WITH MY BEATER AWSOMENESS! Go fuck a toilet... I hate you... be...otch.
Sincerly,
Ace
P.s.
Be afraid.. I scare many.
Emmeline Vance - September 24, 2007 08:41 PM (GMT)
Dear Miss Mann,
We regret to inform you that your future husband just got lost and forgot to ask for directions. My apologies.
May love fill the world!
Cupid
Lucius Malfoy - September 27, 2007 08:50 PM (GMT)
Dear Cupid,
You, sir, are cruel and unusual.
That is all.
- L. Malfoy.
Emmeline Vance - September 27, 2007 09:47 PM (GMT)
OLD MASTER
I IS A FREE ELF
DOBBY
Sirius Black - September 27, 2007 11:39 PM (GMT)
DOBBY
I IS NOT A FREE ELF.
WINKY
Emmeline Vance - September 28, 2007 12:18 AM (GMT)
WINKY
Meet me behind the school at one.
Dobby.
Sirius Black - September 28, 2007 12:26 AM (GMT)
DOBBY
ME CAN'T.
MASTER FORBID ME TO LIKE YOU.
I IS FORCED TO BE A LESBIAN.
WINKY =(
Drew Bell - September 28, 2007 01:13 AM (GMT)
Winky-
You poor thing.
=(
This calls for liberation!
Wit beyond measure,
Drew
Natalie Salminen - September 28, 2007 10:19 AM (GMT)
Ms. Bell,
We are pleased terribly sorry to inform you that you have been expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Frankly, we're surprised this lasted for so long. You should have been expelled years ago. I am sure you would like our reasoning for such a drastic measure. Here they are.
1) You're a half-wit, and you being sorted into Ravenclaw was a horrible mistake. We apologize.
2) We don't allow such dirty blood into our school. Shame, that.
3) You're ugly as hell, and you scare the first years away. They run to the Slytherin's, instead. Does that tell you something?
4) You're the biggest failure in the school. Sorry. Just telling the truth.
5) I'm the Headmaster. I can do what I'd like.
Sincerely,
Your Headmaster
Drew Bell - September 28, 2007 11:36 AM (GMT)
Headmaster,
Bite me.
Sincerely,
Drew
Theodore Nott - September 29, 2007 05:45 PM (GMT)
Emmeline Vance - September 29, 2007 06:08 PM (GMT)
Dear Fenrir,
YOU SUCK.
Hermione
Theodore Nott - September 29, 2007 06:10 PM (GMT)
Hermione,Marry me? How's it going?
Ron Drew Bell - September 30, 2007 02:25 AM (GMT)
Ron,
ILOVEYOU.
LOVE,
Glenna Vee
Emmeline Vance - September 30, 2007 09:11 PM (GMT)
Dear Glenna Vee,
STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN FRIEND.
Best regards,
Hermione
Mulciber Burke - September 30, 2007 09:20 PM (GMT)
Dear Hermione,
I am so very pleased sorry to inform you that you have received the lowest score on your potions test.
Best Regards,
Professor Snape
Drew Bell - September 30, 2007 09:21 PM (GMT)
Snape-
YOU'RE A PROFESSOR?
-Drew
Mulciber Burke - September 30, 2007 09:22 PM (GMT)
Drew,
You've become a part of the future! Congrats, love!
Sincerely,
Anonymous
Drew Bell - September 30, 2007 09:31 PM (GMT)
Anonymous-
Skipping generations is fun, no?
-Generation Skipper