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ohTEDDYbear x: anyone on today?
ohTEDDYbear x: i'm still kind of clueless to how this whole thing works.
ohTEDDYbear x: what does 'lol' mean?

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captainrook: Hullo Theo.
captainrook: I'm still confused about how this works.
captainrook: I think LOL means lean over lakes. That doesn't make much sense though...

ohTEDDYbear x: hey there, mate!
ohTEDDYbear x: lean over lakes, you say?
ohTEDDYbear x: how would you even use that in a conversation?
ohTEDDYbear x: i hate you, lol?
ohTEDDYbear x: who invented this thing anyway?

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breaBABY: urm.. hey guys.
breaBABY: are you sure lol means lean over lakes?
breaBABY: someone told me it was lettuce on liver.

ohTEDDYbear x: hey bree! how're you, dear?
ohTEDDYbear x: and i still don't know what it means!
ohTEDDYbear x: that's why i asked!
ohTEDDYbear x: lettuce on liver? THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE EITHER!
ohTEDDYbear x: why do people need to use abbreviations anyway? geez!

breaBABY: hey teddy!
breaBABY: i'm okay.. a bit distracted though.
breaBABY: how about you?
breaBABY: i know it doesn't make sense..
breaBABY: maybe we should ask a muggleborn person?
breaBABY: i don't know.. they're too lazy to type out everything?

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lileeflower: hello there.
lileeflower: you guys must be utterly hopeless...
lileeflower: but not bree.
lileeflower: if you all must know, 'lol' means laugh out loud.
lileeflower: and please, no comments about my blood status.

ohTEDDYbear x: i'm fine, thanks.
ohTEDDYbear x: what's so distracting?
ohTEDDYbear x: and hello lileeflower! lily evans, i assume?
ohTEDDYbear x: well, i did say that this was confusing for me, so i think i have an excuse
ohTEDDYbear x: laugh out loud? hm, that makes sense.
ohTEDDYbear x: gr, now i have nothing to talk about!

breaBABY: oh, hey lily.
breaBABY: ah, laugh out loud. makes a bit more sense now, thanks.
breaBABY: i'm not really sure teddy, i just can't concentrate on anything.
breaBABY: lily.. teddy.. play nice - you're big boys and girls now.

ohTEDDYbear x: awh, i'm sorry to hear that!
ohTEDDYbear x: b-b-b-but, i am playing nice!
ohTEDDYbear x: haha, er, lol bree.
ohTEDDYbear x: i think i'm getting the hang of this!

breaBABY: yeah.. it sort of sucks.
breaBABY: you used lol in a sentence! (and it made sense!)
breaBABY: yeah, we are getting the hang of this..
breaBABY: by the way, do you have any idea how long that essay on the goblin rebellions of 1273 for professor binns was to be?
breaBABY: i sort of fell asleep during his lesson...

ohTEDDYbear x: who wasn't sleeping during his lesson?
ohTEDDYbear x: i did happen to catch how long it was though
ohTEDDYbear x: he said a minimum of 27 inches, but he'd prefer it to be 36

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sane.lunatic: Maybe it's just that I haven't dealt with him as long...
sane.lunatic: But I rather like Professor Binns' lessons...

breaBABY: okay thanks teddy.
breaBABY: 36 inches? woah
breaBABY: that's more than half the height of me!
breaBABY: but, y'know. i'm a short thing.
breaBABY: oh. burke. hello.
breaBABY: you like his classes?
breaBABY: weird. very, very weird.

sane.lunatic: Yeah. They aren't so bad.
sane.lunatic: Wait, are you saying it's weird to like classes?

breaBABY: no, silly.
breaBABY: i'm saying it's weird to like history of magic
breaBABY: because it's not weird to like classes, i guess.
breaBABY: i mean astronomy's awesome.
breaBABY: *is a geeeek.

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Is.This.Right?: Hmm.. I think I've figured this out finally.
Is.This.Right?: Urm.. So.. Who's here?
Is.This.Right?: I only recognize Bree and Lily... Uh... Hello..
Is.This.Right?: 36 inches on the History of Magic Essay? Ugh. Are you serious? I can barely manage five...

captainrook: laugh out loud?
captainrook: no, no, that's too simple. it has to be something else.
captainrook: oh, hullo bree-alias-girl-i-don't-know and evans. -bites tongue and resists temptation to make a comment on her blood status-
captainrook: i see pettigrew's joined us now too.

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Nat.for.the.win: Hello, Auggie. And everyone else.
Nat.for.the.win: I believe LOL stands for "Licking Old Lollipops", though that's what a friend told me.

ohTEDDYbear x: ugh, who ever invented 'lol' should be maimed.
ohTEDDYbear x: honestly, the whole concept is confusing me.
ohTEDDYbear x: yeah, it's a long essay, but an easy one to write if you ask me.
ohTEDDYbear x: anyone who likes binns' class is a nutter, sorry mate.
ohTEDDYbear x: hullo natalie :)

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.infectious: Oh, Natalie, thank Merlin.
.infectious: I was about to go into convulsions if I didn't find something interesting to do.
.infectious: Who else is here?
.infectious: Mulciber, Teddy, mudblood, rat, and, of course, Augustus.
.infectious: And Bree.
.infectious: If I missed you, you probably aren't important.

breaBABY: yeah peter, 36 inches. i'll help you if you want - i'm almost finished mine.
breaBABY: urm, yeah. just call me bree augustus..
breaBABY: licking old lollipops? that sounds really stupid salminen.
breaBABY: hello bellatrix..
breaBABY: yes teddy - mulciber's a nutter. i think we can all safely say that.

captainrook: Ah, Bella, there you are. I was just about to go looking for you.
captainrook: And Nat. Hullo loves.
captainrook: The whole concept of 'chatspeak' of whatever Muggls call it is downright stupid. Why are they so lazy that they need to type things using just the first letters?
captainrook: I mean, LOL. Come on.

sane.lunatic: Bella! And everyone else I don't feel like listing!
sane.lunatic: And chatspeak isn't so hard.
sane.lunatic: You just have to figure out the basics.
sane.lunatic: LOL is really laugh out loud.
sane.lunatic: Don't complicate things.

.infectious: Bree.
.infectious: What are we all on about?
.infectious: Chatspeak can't be too hard.
.infectious: Only a few letters.
.infectious: And hello Augustus.
.infectious: And Mulciber.
.infectious: Far too many people in this forsaken chatroom.

Nat.for.the.win: Actually, I think licking old lollipops... no, that doesn't make sense. Suppose you're right, Polley.
Nat.for.the.win: And hullo, Bella.
Nat.for.the.win: Whoever created this chatspeak should be tortured, stabbed, tortured for a bit longer, and then killed. It's simply horrible.
Nat.for.the.win: Muggles are lazy. LOL. Ridiculous.

.infectious: Laughing out loud seems suiting.
.infectious: That comment, however, does not mean I approve.
.infectious: Haha. Yes. Lazy little blighters, aren't they?
.infectious: Another con to add to list, though there aren't any pros yet.

Is.This.Right?: There-There's so many Slytherins.
Is.This.Right?: I must say I may have joined the wrong place...
Is.This.Right?: ...I have heard that LOL stands for Losers Of.. Of... I can't remember what.
Is.This.Right?: What I've been wondering is what ROFL standed for.

sane.lunatic: ROFL. Rolls on floor laughing.
sane.lunatic: And muggles aren't so bad... I mean...
sane.lunatic: Nevermind...

.infectious: Oh, look, he even stutters when he types.
.infectious: How pleasant.
.infectious: And thank you for stopping yourself, Mulciber.
.infectious: I realize you enjoy giving everyone a chance, but.... really.

Nat.for.the.win: I have to agree Bella.
Nat.for.the.win: The only time I'd give a Muggle a chance would be if I was imperiused to do it.
Nat.for.the.win: Stand up for yourself, Mulciber. Don't give people a chance just because they're bigger than you.

Is.This.Right?: Oh.. Oh okay.
Is.This.Right?: You know, there really is nothing wrong with muggles... maybe if you just give them a chance...
Is.This.Right?: Uhh..Damn... Pleasedon'tkillme.

Nat.for.the.win: There's plenty of things wrong with muggles. I could make a list.
Nat.for.the.win: Useless, ugly, mudblooded, half-wits, selfish, lazy, stupid, ignorant, dirty blooded...
Nat.for.the.win: And I was simply just getting started.
Nat.for.the.win: I can't kill you, Pettigrew. We're talking in a chat room. If we weren't, I might take a stab at it.

sane.lunatic: Stop that, Natalie!
sane.lunatic: Not all muggles are like that...
sane.lunatic: I mean... Uh...

.infectious: I afraid one chance is too many, Pettigrew.
.infectious: And I'm not even going to get into the gory details, right now.
.infectious: But I urge you to be careful, Mulciber.
.infectious: You start saying thing like that, and soon even your housemates will be berating you.
.infectious: The ones that aren't already, I mean.

Nat.for.the.win: Mmm, I agree Bella.
Nat.for.the.win: With all of your comments...
Nat.for.the.win: And I can't stop Mulciber, why should I?
Nat.for.the.win: I only speak the truth.

captainrook: Blasted Charms essay. Doesn't seem to want to finish, sorry for the disappearance.
captainrook: Mulciber, tut tut. 'Not all Muggles are like that'? I mean really. Where is your proper wizard pride?
captainrook: Are you sure the Sorting Hat recognized your name? Perhaps it thought you were your father or something of that sort. Maybe you could be a Hufflepuff.
captainrook: Nat is certainly correct. Muggles and Mudbloods having filthy blood flowing through the waste of flesh they call themselves.

.infectious: I hate muggles.
.infectious: And essays.
.infectious: Fortunately, I have none to do tonight.
.infectious: Which reminds me...
.infectious: I have a date.
.infectious: Kind of.
.infectious: I'll see most of you later.

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