Hi, Sirius.

I was rifling through your stuff like I normally do and I started reading your diary. You're bad at hiding it. Don't let Macy see this. She won't be pleased, Sirius. Why do you insist on firing her up? Don't you know my life is easier when you two AREN'T squabbling over everything? And real nice, leave the poor new girl alone. You horndog. And I mean that in an affectionate way. x3

Yours truly,
Mallowmar