Title: perfection is n e v e r [effortless]
Description: open to anyone
Lily Evans - September 26, 2007 08:33 PM (GMT)
Dear Whomever is Seated Behind Me,
Yes, Lily Evans is actually passing a note.
It must be a sign of the apocolypse or something
of the like. But I do have a reason for passing
this note, though not a good one. Proffesor Binns
is absolutely boring me to death. Care to save a
maiden in distress from a death by boredom?
Lily Evans
Sirius Black - September 26, 2007 11:45 PM (GMT)
Dear Miss Evans,
You'll be pleased to know that the person sitting
Behind you is indeed devilishly handsome.
As for talking about whatever you just said, I will have to decline --
Though I would be quite interested in hooking up with you
In the Gryffindor common room.
You can be number 45.
Padfoot
Lily Evans - September 27, 2007 02:01 AM (GMT)
Black,
Actually, I'm not too pleased to know.
And why are you even bothering to
respond to my note if you won't fill
my simple request? And no, I will not
snog you? Forty-five Sirius?! Why would
I be number forty-five. If I snog with
someone I'd like it to be special anyways.
Lily
Sirius Black - September 28, 2007 12:17 AM (GMT)
Dear Miss Evans,
Ah, but it would be special.
I have a /cake/ for my 46th.
You can also sit on my bed if you like.
Padfoot
Lily Evans - September 28, 2007 01:44 AM (GMT)
Black...
A cake is not special! And neither
is sitting on your bed. It's probably
filled with dirt and grime. And probably
some random girl's bra. It is
definitely not what I consider special.
And do you think I would /ever/
snog with the likes of you?!
Lily
Sirius Black - September 28, 2007 02:58 PM (GMT)
Miss Evans,
Uhm, because I'm devilishly handsome and charming?
Unless, well, I see your point if you're a lesbian.
The way you treat boys you could be...
But you're not fooling anybody; you're too attractive.
And oh, but it is special, and yes, I have a few bras.
Who's to say yours wouldn't be a valuble addition
To the collection?
Padfoot
Lily Evans - September 29, 2007 01:10 PM (GMT)
Black,
You know very well that I have had
boyfriends before. And just because I
won't hook up with you does /not/ mean
that I am a lesbian. Black, not every girl
in the school wants to hook up with you.
Just because you ride along on your
looks doesnt mean that I don't notice
your flaws.
The COLLECTION?! Sirius Black I am not
something to be collected. I'd rather
be treated like a girl who is cared for
than just another number. And obviously
you are not the guy to do that. You have no
idea how to treat a girl properly. Hence why
I will not hook up with you.
Lily.