Title: erase all thought and lay me to rest.
Description: O P E N
Ryence Wolfe - December 26, 2007 10:08 PM (GMT)
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN, My pencil's rolled under your seat.
I'm sure you don't care, but, if you
wouldn'tmind passing it back, I'd be
much obliged. I hate doing crosswords
in pen.
R. O. X. WOLFE
Scout Bastien - December 26, 2007 10:15 PM (GMT)
Ryence Wolfe - December 26, 2007 10:29 PM (GMT)
S. BASTIEN,Thank you and, yes, a crossword.
In this class, it's all I can do to
keep from killing myself. I hope
you find this topic more enthralling
than I do.
R. O. X. WOLFE
Scout Bastien - December 26, 2007 10:34 PM (GMT)
Ryence Wolfe - December 26, 2007 10:47 PM (GMT)
S. BASTIEN,As tempting as that beam
sounds, I'll pass. Sheer boredom
has me glued to the seat. And if the
teacher's glares mean anything, then
I'll be dead before I get to hang myself.
I don't think he appreciates my
crossword.
R. O. X. WOLFE
Scout Bastien - December 26, 2007 10:55 PM (GMT)
Ryence Wolfe - December 26, 2007 11:16 PM (GMT)
S. BASTIEN,I think you're giving him too much
credit. He didn't so much as blink that
one time some kid decided to throw a spitball
his way instead of the clock's. It just sort of
hung on his cheek for a while.
R. O. X. WOLFE
Scout Bastien - December 26, 2007 11:29 PM (GMT)
Ryence Wolfe - December 27, 2007 02:05 AM (GMT)
S. BASTIEN,Spitballs have never been my strong suit.
It's unfortunate, but I lack a certain finesse. At any rate,
I'll just leave it to the professionals. Maybe.
Honest to God I'm really not as boring as this crossword makes
me out to be. Really. We can have a dance
party after class if you don't believe me. Or now.
A few of these kids look like they could use a break.
R. O. X. WOLFE
Scout Bastien - December 27, 2007 02:18 AM (GMT)
Ryence Wolfe - December 27, 2007 02:34 AM (GMT)
S. BASTIEN,The gym would be nice. Or the
stage. No matter where. This classroom's fine with
me. Let's try it, shall we?
Well. I wiggled a bit and he just raised his eyebrows
at me. Bet he thought I was convulsing. Prat. That
or he wants a private show after class. He always struck
me as kind of really creepy.
R. O. X. WOLFE
Scout Bastien - December 27, 2007 02:45 AM (GMT)
Ryence Wolfe - December 27, 2007 03:07 AM (GMT)
S. BASTIEN,That's not a very comforting thought. It's
all right and well if you wear tight pants and a low
cut shirt, but I think I'd seem a little queer if I tried
to pull off a similar outfit. I think the closest I can come
is a speedo. And ass-less chaps. They're kind of fancy.
Seem a bit breezy 'round the privates, but it's all in
good fun, I guess.
And, yes, those are all decent ideas. Anything to get
out of here. Though, if he had a heart attack, maybe we'd
get some hot, young thing as a substitute. I'm not at
all opposed to in-class dance parties. Or orgies. You know,
which ever they preferred.
R. O. X. WOLFE
Scout Bastien - December 27, 2007 03:43 AM (GMT)
Ryence Wolfe - December 27, 2007 04:26 AM (GMT)
S. BASTIEN,Would that be considered murder?
Or just an accident? I don't think my parents would
be too pleased if I had a record. Or if I wore a speedo
and ass-less chaps. It's against etiquette, I think. Sheesh.
They can't stand that I hardly wear shoes. I mean, they
make my feet sweat. It's kinda gross. But, anyway. If it's
not murder, I'm all for getting rid of this guy. In-class dance
party orgies sound divine.
And R.O.X. stands for Ryence Orion Xerin. Pretty long winded,
huh? It's a little bit obnoxious.
R. O. X. WOLFE
Scout Bastien - December 28, 2007 07:00 PM (GMT)
Ryence Wolfe - December 28, 2007 07:10 PM (GMT)
S. E. BASTIEN,King Ryence? It sounds fancy
enough, but I'd rather be a pauper.
And if you decide to sneak out, take
me with you. Please. And thank you in
advance. I think we only have five minutes
left, though. Unless that clock's fucking
with us.
R. O. X. WOLFE
Scout Bastien - December 28, 2007 07:31 PM (GMT)