Asher Black stepped out of the bathroom of the dorm that he shared with two others and steam echoed his footsteps. He was wearing a pair of jeans just a towel around his neck, for he hated to get cold from the wet dripping down his back. He was alone in his room at that moment and rather bored. He sat down at the desk and booted up the laptop upon it and as he waited for it to load, he opened a pack of cigarettes beside the computer along with a lighter and lit one of the cigarettes and placed it in his mouth. He then promptly signed onto the school's instant messenger and opened a chatroom.

revealedtomexxx:God... Where is everyone lately?
revealedtomexxx: Isn't there a single decent party or something going on tonight?

Scout watched the chess game in front of her, fighting off a yawn. How many times can you watch people move the pieces around before you get bored? she wondered, and her record so far was absolutely zero. She stood up, going to her dorm, where she pulled an old laptop out of her messenger bag and signed in to the first chatroom she saw.

measureinlove has joined the chat.
measureinlove: probably not.
measureinlove: everything is completely dead tonight.
measureinlove: this place is so boring sometimes.
measureinlove: >___>

revealedtomexxx:Hey
revealedtomexxx:Dammit... I was hoping to have some fun
revealedtomexxx:Nobody's done anything in so long
revealedtomexxx:I'm having party withdrawal
revealedtomexxx:I may just have to get up on the roof naked or something to liven this graveyard up

measureinlove: that would be VERY amusing
measureinlove: let me know when, i'll bring some soda
measureinlove: we can make a party out of it
measureinlove: =P

revealedtomexxx:Alright
revealedtomexxx:Go up to the roof now
revealedtomexxx:I'll be waiting

revealedtomexxx:Don't really go
revealedtomexxx:I'm not freezing out there right now
revealedtomexxx:Sorry, I prefer to sunbathe
revealedtomexxx:Not get frostbite everywhere

measureinlove: too late. already there.

measureinlove: so you don't just love frostbite?
measureinlove: but yeah, cold weather can suck
measureinlove: it makes riding my motorcycle pretty damn hard

revealedtomexxx:Oh, I don't mind frostbite
revealedtomexxx:On other people
revealedtomexxx:But on my naked body, well some people may complain about it if I have to sever some portions of physique
revealedtomexxx:I hate the cold, actually
revealedtomexxx:Hence me driving a nice, warm car

measureinlove: i guess you wouldn't mind
measureinlove: if you had to get a few limbs removed
measureinlove: just those other people

measureinlove: i love the cold
measureinlove: hence me driving a cold, breezy motorcycle

revealedtomexxx:I would tend to miss them too
revealedtomexxx:huh
revealedtomexxx:guess you're not one of those girls who expects to look perfect all of the time
revealedtomexxx:glad to hear it
revealedtomexxx:because if you were, my perception of you would drop
revealedtomexxx:a lot
revealedtomexxx:well, at least my mental one

measureinlove: i am definitely not one of those girls
measureinlove: i'm pretty much the opposite
measureinlove: and i'm glad your mental perception of me hasn't dropped
measureinlove: considering that's the only perception you have of me at the moment, unless you're somehow spying on me


measureinlove: i don't see any cameras
measureinlove: =]

revealedtomexxx:Well, if you saw it, that would defeat the purpose of a hidden camera
revealedtomexxx:cause didn't you know that I'm your stalker?
revealedtomexxx:and that I watch you always?

measureinlove: well damn
measureinlove: i've always felt watched
measureinlove: now i know why

measureinlove: did you see that?

revealedtomexxx:If by that you mean your stripping and making love to the computer screen then yes

measureinlove: damn again
measureinlove: i've been caught

measureinlove: or it could have referred to me falling off the computer chair
measureinlove: i have to learn to keep my balance

revealedtomexxx:Yes you have
revealedtomexxx:and may I say you are quite lovely nude?
revealedtomexxx:you fell of your chair??
revealedtomexxx:for no reason whatsoever?
revealedtomexxx:that takes some skill

measureinlove: why thank you

measureinlove: well, i can't take complete credit
measureinlove: someone thought this was their dorm
measureinlove: and i hadn't dressed yet from stripping and making love to the computer

revealedtomexxx:Ahh...
revealedtomexxx:Hope they took pictures
revealedtomexxx:For my camera doesn't record
revealedtomexxx:and blackmail is my middle name
revealedtomexxx:oh wait, that's 'sex-God'

measureinlove: blackmail
measureinlove: yeah right
measureinlove: you'd be too busy building a shrine to my naked beauty
measureinlove: that's how amazing i am

measureinlove: wonder what the nurses thought when your parents put that on the birth certificate

revealedtomexxx:Hah!
revealedtomexxx:Only one of us can have such a shrine
revealedtomexxx:And the freshman have just dedicated mine yesterday

revealedtomexxx:And they thought 'damn, he's such a lucky bastard'

measureinlove: ah, those freshman
measureinlove: they don't know what they're missing

measureinlove: you know i don't believe i have anything to say to that one
measureinlove: you've rendered me speechless
measureinlove: does this mean i have to give up a sacrifice to the Sex God?

measureinlove: ...that sounded a bit worse than it was meant to

revealedtomexxx:Hah...
revealedtomexxx:I've managed to amaze even myself with that feat

revealedtomexxx:But yes, come here right now and we can perform the ritual

measureinlove: i'm on my way
measureinlove: i'll bring matches
measureinlove: for some reason fire seems key to most sacrificial rituals

measureinlove: all hail--
measureinlove: huh.
measureinlove: what's your name, anyway?

revealedtomexxx:Oh, fire is key all the time

revealedtomexxx:Asher Black
revealedtomexxx:All hail Asher Black
revealedtomexxx:And may I ask who this is?

measureinlove: all hail asher black
measureinlove: that has a nice ring to it
measureinlove: perfect name for a sex god

measureinlove: scout bastien
measureinlove: or "Sebi" if you like

revealedtomexxx:Of course it's the perfect name for a sex god
revealedtomexxx:didn't we already conclude that I am The sex god?
revealedtomexxx:Pleasure to meet you Sebi

measureinlove: yes, of course we did
measureinlove: I was just reiterating

measureinlove: 's nice to meet you too

revealedtomexxx:Ah...
revealedtomexxx:Just making sure that my prowess is not in doubt
revealedtomexxx:So...
revealedtomexxx:What can you do?
revealedtomexxx:Your ability, I mean

measureinlove: omnipresence
measureinlove: so i really could be watching you
measureinlove: right now
measureinlove: and without needing cameras

measureinlove: there we go--
measureinlove: i see you, asher black
measureinlove: =]

revealedtomexxx:huh
revealedtomexxx:That power is just creepy
revealedtomexxx:so... Like my what you see?

measureinlove: i know it is

measureinlove: and of course i do
measureinlove: you are the sex god, after all
measureinlove: (i'm never going to call you by your real name)

measureinlove: so what's your power, then?
measureinlove: besides the usual powers that come with being a sex god

revealedtomexxx:Glad to hear you think so
revealedtomexxx:because if you didn't, I'd send you to the doctor to make sure that your power and eyes are working fine

revealedtomexxx:Revelation
revealedtomexxx:But I also have the ability to make both guys and girls faint upon seeing me
revealedtomexxx:and I am a music maestro

revealedtomexxx:God is kind to me

measureinlove: revelation, wow
measureinlove: i've always wondered about that
measureinlove: how exactly it works, i mean

measureinlove: yes, you two probably get together at times, don't you
measureinlove: both of you being gods and everything

revealedtomexxx:Umm...
revealedtomexxx:Well, if I see a picture or video, I can see a person clearly
revealedtomexxx:But if I see them right in front of me, the image is distorted to my eyes
revealedtomexxx:If someone's good, they just look more beautiful in my eyes
revealedtomexxx:And if they're bad, they look really ugly
revealedtomexxx:But it's not only good and evil, because I see other things too since not everybody's clean cut
revealedtomexxx:Some people may have... I dunno, a crooked nose if they have a fault or a perfectly smile in my eyes if they're a bit better than others
revealedtomexxx:And sometimes I can see... I dunno, if someone's going through a hard time, their image will appear a bit warped in my eyes.
revealedtomexxx:Not ugly, but fuzzy around the edges or worse
revealedtomexxx:But sometimes people are just as good or evil as a person should be, so they appear normal in my eyes, although this rarely happens
revealedtomexxx:and if I know someone for a longer time or more intimately, they start to appear as they do to everyone else in my eyes

revealedtomexxx:Uh huh
revealedtomexxx:I'm playing poker with him tomorrow night, actually

measureinlove: ...
measureinlove: wow again
measureinlove: i think i'd be nervous around you
measureinlove: because people can never really know what they'd look like to you
measureinlove: and someone could be the most evil person and not know it

measureinlove: i didn't know god played poker
measureinlove: i guess i can skip church on sunday
measureinlove: i'll just play poker instead
measureinlove: is he any good at it?

revealedtomexxx:Well, I don't exactly like telling people what I see
revealedtomexxx:And I don't judge people by their appearance
revealedtomexxx:Unless they look like... I dunno, something from a sci-fi flick
revealedtomexxx:But I've never seen anyone quite that bad so I give everyone a chance
revealedtomexxx:Who knows? Maybe someone's only that way because of the hand they've been dealt
revealedtomexxx:They can't stop themselves from being that way then

revealedtomexxx:No
revealedtomexxx:He lost so much to me that I'm now also the ruler of Ghana
revealedtomexxx:They all have to say 'Asher is our god' seventy-five times an hour or else I'll cause them all to lose their ability to have sex
revealedtomexxx:It was the only way that he could settle his debt

measureinlove: well, that's true

measureinlove: Ghana, huh?
measureinlove: so you can get me free airplane tickets, right?
measureinlove: because i'd love to see all the people worshipping you

measureinlove: Ghana now has a new nickname:
measureinlove: "the country that God lost"

revealedtomexxx:Oh no, sorry
revealedtomexxx:It's damn Germany that has the only planes that fly to Ghana
revealedtomexxx:I wouldn't want to own Germany...
revealedtomexxx:None of them have sex anyway over there so I would have nothing to hold against them

revealedtomexxx:I think we should make some new flags for them
revealedtomexxx:my face will be on it
revealedtomexxx:and beneath it shall be that phrase

measureinlove: damn
measureinlove: and that would have been such an amusing vacation

measureinlove: nice flag
measureinlove: frightening, mysterious and sexy all at the same time

revealedtomexxx:To be honest, it gets a bit tedious to hear them saying it all of the time. They never say it in unison so it just comes out like a broken record
revealedtomexxx:Quite irritating, to be honest

revealedtomexxx:Hmm... I should leave the president a memo.
revealedtomexxx:I love frightening, mysterious, and sexy things that have my face on them