I had to see that disney movie yesterday with my brother. Wasn't all that bad. really. Meh, guess it was a historical occasion, or something, since they aren't hand animating any more movies. Anyway, I noticed several plot devices that had been used in other disney movies, so I wrote this. Funny, no?

DISNEY CLICHES

These apply to all hand-animated disney movies.

The movie will always begin at an idealistic location where nothing bad could ever happen.

If the movie involves talking animals (outside of a dream sequence) then the main human protagonist will have a max. of 3 lines, no matter how importaint his/her role.

In direct contrast to cliche 2, the human antagonist will be extremely cocky, have more lines then you can count, and have a lovely singing voice.

There will be one violent storm scene possibly climaxing in a flood.

The death of a main character will be faked at least once, only to have the truth revealed in a strangely silly manner.

There will be an uncharacteristically violent battle scene involving several idiots taking what would be death blows to real humans, as well as guns.

The villan will be carted off in a spectacularly pitiful fasion.

The film will end with the aquisition of lage amounts of money.

(Whistles)Woohh...Encor....(claps)(Whistles multiple times)