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rastaman™ - February 5, 2009 08:27 AM (GMT)

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying f$#k YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

abrilyana - February 5, 2009 03:38 PM (GMT)
ahahahaha!!! sagad2x mag-search bah.. :worthy:

in fairness, tsakto gid na tsoy! :palakan

D'mars - February 5, 2009 03:46 PM (GMT)


Hahahaha.. ang galing..

Nice post.. :thumb:

abrilyana - February 5, 2009 04:17 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (D'mars @ Feb 5 2009, 11:46 PM)
Hahahaha.. ang galing..

Nice post.. :thumb:

daw naka-relate gid ko gani.. hehehe.. :lol:

rjt - February 5, 2009 08:30 PM (GMT)
ang no. 6 gid hehehe....nakarelate hmmmm!


abrilyana - February 5, 2009 09:21 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (rjt @ Feb 6 2009, 04:30 AM)
ang no. 6 gid hehehe....nakarelate hmmmm!

ahahha!!! hambal "okay lang" pero ang itsura indi ma-drawing, hehe.. :lol:

D'mars - February 6, 2009 06:06 AM (GMT)

Ang " 2.) Five Minutes " amo ni perme ko mabatian sa akon misis...

Asta subong wa'ay gid ga imrpove...Hehehehehe... :)

abrilyana - February 6, 2009 03:22 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (D'mars @ Feb 6 2009, 02:06 PM)
Ang " 2.) Five Minutes " amo ni perme ko mabatian sa akon misis...

Asta subong wa'ay gid ga imrpove...Hehehehehe... :)

ahahahaha!! at least migs 5 mins lang gyapon.. kung mag 15 mins teh kundi mas dugay na gid e.. nyahahaha! :palakan

D'mars - February 6, 2009 03:25 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (abrilyana @ Feb 6 2009, 11:22 PM)
QUOTE (D'mars @ Feb 6 2009, 02:06 PM)
Ang " 2.) Five Minutes " amo ni perme ko mabatian sa akon misis...

Asta subong wa'ay gid ga imrpove...Hehehehehe... :)

ahahahaha!! at least migs 5 mins lang gyapon.. kung mag 15 mins teh kundi mas dugay na gid e.. nyahahaha! :palakan



Whehehehehe..oo nga nuh.. :palakan

:grouphug: :thumb:

abrilyana - February 6, 2009 04:54 PM (GMT)
hehe.. :lol:

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

ari ho, ginahimo^ ko ni permi.. nyahahaha! :palakan

D'mars - February 7, 2009 09:14 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (abrilyana @ Feb 7 2009, 12:54 AM)
hehe.. :lol:

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

ari ho, ginahimo^ ko ni permi.. nyahahaha! :palakan



Hahaha... Amo kaman na miga.. :D


Delikado ba.. *no

abrilyana - February 9, 2009 04:17 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (D'mars @ Feb 7 2009, 05:14 PM)
QUOTE (abrilyana @ Feb 7 2009, 12:54 AM)
hehe..  :lol:

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

ari ho, ginahimo^ ko ni permi.. nyahahaha!  :palakan



Hahaha... Amo kaman na miga.. :D


Delikado ba.. *no

hehehe.. samtang gina-hambal ang mga tinaga^ na GO AHEAD gataya sang ice pick.. nyahahaha!!! :palakan :palakan

rastaman™ - February 10, 2009 02:42 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (abrilyana @ Feb 7 2009, 12:54 AM)
hehe.. :lol:

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

ari ho, ginahimo^ ko ni permi.. nyahahaha! :palakan

hadlok ko di nga word...


pag hambal GO AHEAD, pahimunong na lang ko...


maski text lang, ma-abot man gyapon kung nagdayon ka o wala..

hehehehe...

Jack Bauer - February 10, 2009 05:15 AM (GMT)
amu ina ang rasun nga angmga babaye ka budlay gid intyendihun kag pa intyendihun!

abrilyana - February 10, 2009 03:16 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (rastaman™ @ Feb 10 2009, 10:42 AM)
QUOTE (abrilyana @ Feb 7 2009, 12:54 AM)
hehe..  :lol:

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

ari ho, ginahimo^ ko ni permi.. nyahahaha!  :palakan

hadlok ko di nga word...


pag hambal GO AHEAD, pahimunong na lang ko...


maski text lang, ma-abot man gyapon kung nagdayon ka o wala..

hehehehe...

hahahaha!!! tsakto na tsoy.. para wala gamo dapat kabalo ka kung ano dapat i-act/react sa mga words/phrases nga ina^.. :thumb:

abrilyana - February 10, 2009 03:17 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jack Bauer @ Feb 10 2009, 01:15 PM)
amu ina ang rasun nga angmga babaye ka budlay gid intyendihun kag pa intyendihun!

hehehe.. nature gid na sang mga babaye ya pre.. :D

rastaman™ - February 12, 2009 05:20 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jack Bauer @ Feb 10 2009, 01:15 PM)
amu ina ang rasun nga angmga babaye ka budlay gid intyendihun kag pa intyendihun!

pero pag palangga mo, maski budlay pa intyendihon okey lang gyapon..

palangga mo mong...

kis-a gani spoiled na..

pero okey lang..

MAHAL MO EH...

maahhaayyy....

D'mars - February 12, 2009 05:47 AM (GMT)
*no *mad ka budlay gid na sila intyendihon...

Ti yes darling nalang ko ya para wa'ay gamo... :thumb:

Buyogon95 - February 12, 2009 02:57 PM (GMT)
hehehe..!

kon sa kanta pa sng Metallica..

Don't fight fire with fire...

basta palangga-a lang ah... indi gid pag awaya kay babaye na ya...

:cheers: :shot:

rastaman™ - February 16, 2009 04:35 AM (GMT)
tsakto ka gid da pre!! :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

agi^ lang na ang gapang away babaye ya!! *mad *mad *mad

hehehehehe...

abrilyana - February 17, 2009 02:48 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (rastaman™ @ Feb 12 2009, 01:20 PM)
pero pag palangga mo, maski budlay pa intyendihon okey lang gyapon..

palangga mo mong...

kis-a gani spoiled na..

pero okey lang..

MAHAL MO EH...

maahhaayyy....

tsakto ka na naman da tsoy.. kumbaga, biskan budlay pa intyindihon okay lang tutal palangga mo man.. naks! :lol:

abrilyana - February 17, 2009 02:49 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (rastaman™ @ Feb 16 2009, 12:35 PM)
tsakto ka gid da pre!! :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

agi^ lang na ang gapang away babaye ya!! *mad *mad *mad

hehehehehe...

ahahaha!! relaks lang tsoy.. ugtas ka na naman da.. :lol:

rastaman™ - February 18, 2009 01:40 AM (GMT)
hahahaha!!

okey lang ko tsay ah..

ang babaye imahe ina sang aton iloy..

indi dapat awayon..

maahhaayyy...

abrilyana - February 18, 2009 02:53 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (rastaman™ @ Feb 18 2009, 09:40 AM)
hahahaha!!

okey lang ko tsay ah..

ang babaye imahe ina sang aton iloy..

indi dapat awayon..

maahhaayyy...

maaahhhaaaay..

Buyogon95 - February 19, 2009 01:18 AM (GMT)
nakkkssss..! ayus..!


D'mars - February 19, 2009 02:47 PM (GMT)


Ka bu-ot sang mga toto uh... :)


Tu-od na? Bwahahahaha.. :thumb:

abrilyana - February 19, 2009 04:21 PM (GMT)
ambot lang gani a.. hehehe.. :rolleyes:

rastaman™ - February 22, 2009 08:23 AM (GMT)
nami pang away babaye ah!!

bwahahahaha!!!

:palakan :palakan :palakan

D'mars - February 22, 2009 09:09 AM (GMT)


Bwahahahahaha.... Ako ya ga pangusi lang.. :naughty:


:grouphug: Hehehehehe.. :palakan




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