The following was voted - rather unfairly I feel considering the quality of jokes in this thread - as the worst cracker joke.
How does Santa like his Pizza?
Deep-pan, crisp and even.
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got my Gran a wooden leg for Christmas, it's not her main present.......... just a stocking-filler
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What's ET short for?
Because he's only got little legs
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What do you call a fly without wings?
A Walk
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wasn't fly without wings a hit for Westlife? Now I'm confused...
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Q: Why have Elves got big ears?
A: 'Cos Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom...
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:21 pm Post subject: Cracker Jokes
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What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit?
An egg......
Over to you..
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Which athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper.
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Who is the naughtiest reindeer?
Rude-olph.
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What is they key to any successful Christmas dinner?
A Tur-Key.
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Where do snowmen learn to dance?
At the snow-ball
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Q: What's green and likes going camping at Chistmas?
A: A brussel scout...
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Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
Cos he had no body to go with!
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the chicken.
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What's an Ig? An eskimo house with no toilet...
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What's the difference between a Cat and a Dog ... ... NOTHING... ....THEY BOTH "TASTE" LIKE CHICKEN... ... Paints a whole new picture in your head, when truckers say the like munchin "Yorkies"..
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Where does Father Xmas really live???
Santartica...
I thank you...
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:44 pm Post subject:
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Last Christmas, instead of egg nog and cookies, I accidentally left an enchilada out in front of the fire and Santana came down the chimney.
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Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Devil worshipper?
A: He sold his soul to Santa...
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:31 pm Post subject:
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sgtpepperband wrote:
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Devil worshipper?
A: He sold his soul to Santa...
Hey that was KO BPS
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:30 am Post subject:
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two fish in a tank
one says to the other......
i hope you can drive this
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