Confrontations, Exodus RP... I think so
Pakelika
Posted: Sep 8 2004, 10:10 PM


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JoshLesnar
Posted: Sep 8 2004, 10:36 PM


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The scene reopens with Pakelika still standing in the ring with his cheap imitations of Josh Lesnar and Psycho Hood. With the fans booing Pakelika's poor attempt at humor, Slipknot's "Duality" hits and the fans begin going crazy as the real Josh Lesnar and the real Psycho Hood make their way out to the ring. They shake hands with the fans before running into the ring.

Lesnar walks right up to Pakelika and they stand face to face with Lesnar looking pretty pissed. But Lesnar doenst hit him. Hood hands him a mic and Lesnar speaks.

"You know Pakelika, you are pretty funny. I mean I believe you should be doing stand up for retards such as yourself that laugh at their own jokes just like you. No one else is buying this bullshit. Its pathetic. You walk out here and misuse the meaning of Psycho Hood's name. But since you are the real slow one here then I will be nice enough to explain to you."

Lesnar clears his throat and mocks Pakelika's voice and facial expressions as he begins to speak.

"Um here is what is it. OK? OK here we go. Im Pakelika and Im a stupid dumbass that thinks Im so funny when I can make fun of people about the dumbest shit. But Josh Lesnar is here to help me."

Lesnar then begins speaking in his own voice.

"Well Pakelika son, Hood is his last name. And Psycho is a nick name. He got it from wrestling in death matches across the world and for actually crippling little pathetic retards in competing in those matches. Now do you understand."

Lesnar mocking Pakelika speaks.

"UM I guess so Joshie. Thanks for being so nice to me. I guess Im the one that needs therapy. I wish I could be as smart as you. But Im not. I know that I dont stand a chance at beating you. But I come out and make a fool out of myself anyway just so you can know that Im a retard and I hope you will be my friend and not hurt me."

Lesnar in his voice.

"Um well Pakelika since you decided to hurt me last week, I cant do that. You have to be punished. If you want to take the easy way out then at Exodus all you have to do is simply lay down on the mat for the one two three. And then you can get Brent Randall your butt bumpin buddy to come out here and get worse punishment than you will. But I know you dont want to be a push over. You want to fight me. I mean I am your favorite wrestler right?"

Mocking Pakelika Lesnar speaks.

"Yes you are. Josh Lesnar is me favorwit wresfer. Yay!!! Yay!!! I get to wresfle Josh Lesnar yay!!! yay!!!"

Lesnar in his own voice speaks:

"OK OK buddy calm down. Its ok stop. Look I cant take it easy on you. The people want a match and thats what Im going to give to them. Its only right. So you can call your mommy and your daddy and tell them you love them and you might see them again but there is no guarantee because you will be facing Josh Lesnar. So you should go ahead and do that."

Mocking Pakelika again.

"OK Joshie. I'll do it. Bye Bye."

Lesnar in his own voice again.

"OK bye see you later buddy."

Lesnar then gets back up in Pakelika's face.

"Pakelika this isnt all fun and games my friend. Play time is over. You can walk out here and be a man for once or you can go back to your radio stations and talk shit but the fact of the matter is that I am going to beat your ass all over that arena at Exodus and I will beat you one two three. Im not going to lose to you. I am going to cripple you. You can bring Brent Randall or whoever but I will walk out the winner. You can joke all you want but I am dead serious when I say that you will not be joking after that bell rings and our match begins. It will not be a laughing matter. So laugh it up while you can. Enjoy it while it lasts."

Lesnar then drops the mic and smirks at Pakelika when Slipknot's "Duality" hits. Lesnar and Hood then rolls out of the ring one after the other and head up the ramp with Lesnar and Pakelika staring each other down. Lesnar then flips Pakelika off before exiting to the back as the scene fades to black.
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Pakelika
Posted: Sep 8 2004, 10:46 PM


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OOC: I hate puttin oocs on here. But you can't just go reverse time. At the end of my RP i went to the back. Your RP doesnt even fit.
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