Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. How many people is this a problem for? Do that many people really keep their toothbrushes on top of the toilet's tank?

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma. Nurse, please hand me a coconut.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. Except for the year 2001.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. What happens if I fall asleep in front of the TV?

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older. Judging by last year's bumper crop, all our oaks have reached that age now.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. Yeah, you have to wake up enough to dig all the apple skin out from between your teeth.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets. And I care why? Relatedly, this is weird in what way?

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public. How about some just needed them for reading, so didn't need to wear them in public. Or maybe they wore contacts (and possibly not for vanity but because of an eye condition). I can believe the first sentence, but believe the second is just a leap of the imagination.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. The Wonderful Spouse has been working on replacing Coke with Pepsi, but evidently hasn't succeeded.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs. I saw this on Hill Street Blues as a sight gag, but am not convinced of the voracity of the statement.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases. And I presume the horses could make it back down the stairs (unlike the poor cows)?

Turtles can breathe through their butts. That's no biggie - the Wonderful Spouse does that all the time. Oh, they can breathe in too - my bad.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year. So make sure you chew your pen well before swallowing!

On average people fear spiders more than death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. I can only pray that I'm not that 1 in 2 billion!

Women blink nearly twice as much as men. Was this study done with women who wore mascera, which with the flaking, would cause more blinkage? But more importantly, were my tax dollars put to work figuring this out?

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. Unless you're Gene Simmons

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

A snail can sleep for three years. And I thought my cats slept a lot.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

All polar bears are left handed. I believe that should read left pawed!

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. I wish one would learn to and stick it out at that Crocodile Hunter idiot!

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. I find this hard to believe (they must have lit campfires somehow without resorting to carrying around a coal), but am too lazy to prove or disprove it.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow. Guilty. I also tried folding a piece of paper more than 7 times - and failed.

HAHAHHAAHA LMAO!
I couldn't keep away from these till the last one.... :lol

You got me addicted, Joust!!!! ;)
Some of them are sooooooooo F.U.N. I wish some of these guys were RuneDogs. :lol

Hey, we got you to represent them now. :D

Yeah, I get this stuff from ALL over the interent and different emails...

i can lick my elbow. bery easily. if i could take a pic of it i would. my sis can do it too! o and if any1 ever sez its impossible to lay a finger flat against the bak of its hand, there incredibly wrong. i can. im dubble jointed. mwahahahahah!!!!! all my fingers go bak, but only my pinky can lay flat. its pretty kool

ill go fold a paper 8 times. b bak in a min.

No, seriously, it's immposible to lick your elbow. And why does your monkey have to eyes buyt only one pupil?

He has two pupils but they are so cross-eyed that you barely get a glimpse of one. :D

its not freakin impossible!!!!!!!!! ill find my moms camera and have a pic takin of me likin my elbow!!!!!!!!! i will! i juss gotta find the camera.

heres a bet, if i put up a pik of me likin my elbow, u give me 50k, K?

Wait, I shoulda had a screenshot of your monkey licking his elbow while skating. That would be the equivalent of a digital photo. :lol

How bout no, on the 50k.

You can just live with the satisfaction that you proved someone wrong in your life :lol

woot! hahaha, u didnt wanna lose 50k.... wouldnt blame u, cuz u really woulda lost it.
:-D
o ya, drach, could u change the way my name looks? its booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring........... plz

lol please dont fight...i wouldnt want to go get snowman1 to break it up :p

hoo?

Nah, I prolly wouldn't of lost, I just didn't really wanna rob a clan member of 50K :lol

well skate that goes with ranks and privis. I'M still waiting for you to come up with something RuneDoggish to warrant that type of recognition. :p

Um, yeah, what he said! B) B) B)

:lol

hmmmmmmmm... what runedoggish???????? u meN MY NEW SHOP OR SUMTIN??????? woops, hit caps lok..... ill prove that u woulda lost 50k.... ok, ill raise it to 500k!!!!!!!!! if i couldnt do it, i would nvr put up that much $.

Show me a pic, and You'll get something at least, I'll tell ya that much...

hahahaha... ur a chicken!!!!!!!!!!! u KNOW youll lose otherwise u would bet me 500k... bah-gak!!!!!! hahahahaha

No, seriosuly. I really just want to see it.

That was me... Odd...