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:goof haha that was funny
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."
"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"
"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"
I got one about blonde and zimmer this may offend you , ok the key is that blondes are stupid.
A blonde walks into a store and sees a TV that she wants to buy, so she asks the man at the counter and asks if she could buy the tv. The man at the counter says '' Sry we dont serve blondes''
The next day she dyes her hair and goes to the same store again and asks if she could buy that TV the man at the counter says that same thing yesterday.
The day after that shes dresses as a man and goes to the store she asked if she could buy that TV again ( jess wont she ever give up) and the man at the counter says the same thing the past 2 days ago and she says '' How do you know i am a blonde?'' and the man says:'' Cause thats a mircowave
A blonde was driving throught he countryside in an offroad vehicle of some sort, and she was passing some wheat fields when she spotted another blonde in a rowboat, trying to row it, in the middle of one. She stopped at the blonde, rolled down her window, and screamed ,"It's blondes like you that make us look bad! Now, If I could swim...."