Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."

Hot dang! Good ones Zimmer. I think you're just about ready for a straight jacket!!! :lol

but seriously, you might want to add a little warning in your posts like these. Me and Umby talked about that in the "Are Dirty jokes allowed in here" thread.

Like I said before, nothing against spice but since this is a public forum and I don't want to have to put any dampers on any type of F.U.N. then it might be best to warn people when the jokes get, let's say... "hot?". hehehe

Just a quick "PG:" or "ADULT:" in the threads title might do the trick not to offend anyone just "stumbling" by. :)

PS: I chose to write this on this one cuz it was the least of them all. hahahaa

k thanks for the info... you guys always help me out... thanks again!