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Title: A Redneck Walks Into a Convenience Store


Prowling - October 17, 2009 01:45 PM (GMT)
I was in a convenience store yesterday, I placed a 12-pack of beer on the counter. It rang up as $38-something...

Me: That sounds a little high...
Male clerk: It rang up a carton of cigarettes someone else just bought
Me: I was gonna say, I've already quit smoking, I thought I was gonna have to give up drinking too
Female clerk: Then you'd be walking around miserable
Me: I'm gonna start lickin' frogs
Female clerk: (laughing) That's disgusting

Chin - October 17, 2009 02:14 PM (GMT)
I don't get it.

Prowling - October 17, 2009 02:47 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Chin @ Oct 17 2009, 02:14 PM)
I don't get it.

Chin - October 17, 2009 02:51 PM (GMT)
OK. That's gross and stupid. :brow:

Prowling - October 17, 2009 03:17 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Chin @ Oct 17 2009, 02:51 PM)
OK.  That's gross and stupid.  :brow:

Kali puts worse things in her mouth :o




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