| QUOTE (Harrison Bergeron @ Oct 6 2009, 07:27 PM) |
| A Priest was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St. John's . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Newfie asked for Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink He replied in disgust..... 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.' The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, ' Me too, I didn't know we had a choice. ' |