the prestigious title of Miss Sadus has been vacant since i chose to strip the crown from Natalie Portman after a series of questionable decisions culminating in her romantic involvement with devandra banhart, the final straw. because of her overall body of work and everything she brings to the table, i considered suspension with possible reinstatement pending further review,,,,but there's just no coming back after that banhart business.

now i know you've all been waiting anxiously for me to announce her replacement, so i've finally made a decision. physical appearance, intelligence, talent, charisma, achievement, and earthiness all weigh heavily in the decision process. after a great deal of rigorous research and painstaking analysis, the new undisputed Miss Sadus.....

Zooey Deschanel. :yup:

She's a hottie, that's for damn sure. I love those eyes of hers.

And she's gonna be butt-assed naked next year when she plays Janis Joplin in a Joplin biopic. :thumb:

yes, the eyes. great mix of sexy and adorable.

i heard about the joplin movie, that'll be a tough role to play. her musical talent will be a huge asset there. the naked thing i news to me. sweet wonderful news from heaven.

it'll take some effort to get her to look like janis...

You all might want to go out and meet some real women.

Slobbering over pictures of starlets is awkwardly juvenile. :yup:

but circle jerking to Bush bashing and Hamas loving is normal

:<_<:

Says the person who is online seemingly all day, every day, complaining about racism and Israeli imperialism.

Go down to Haight and Ashbury and snag a catch, Sheik. Then quit being so serious all the time, it'll do wonders for your blood pressure.

lmao, what a loathsome snobbish poseur you are. you must've come up miserably short in life to show up here day in and day out just to play the self-righteous prig.

What?? And risk rejection??

:lol:

Kudos on the choice, hope it works out for you. Attractive yet approachable, she pulls it off well.

Chic: Above it All since 1983.

LOL

I was in NYC a couple weeks ago and saw a Chanel ad on a bus stop....made me think of you since it was a very striking one of Portman.

yeah, those were good times, but she's dead to me now man.


hmmm, Chanel...Deschanel. interesting. :chinstroke:

so we agreed on portman, what about zooey? yea or nay?

I'll be honest, I'm not that familiar with her. But I did a quick Google Images search and based off of that, I would have to say no. She's definitely attractive, but she's not the show stopper that Portman is.

That said, I am not really clear on your rationale for dumping Portman. I don't follow all the celebrity private lives things, so I'll need some clarification.

That's fabulous... what does she think about you? :D :lol:

Awww TitsMcGee was thinking about a guy on a message board as he rode a bus in NYC. HAHAHAHA

lol "hope it works out for you"? You mean, no paper cuts as he kisses the poster paper goodnight?

jealous that nobody wants any part of that sloppy spent gnarled out douche can you got? :yup:

Kali is just angry because her womb is barren and dry.

i find myself channeling jim norton when discussing kali.

Seeing that you have imaginary internet celebrity girlfriends and wives, it's understandable that you think douches come in a can. :D

Even when I was a single girl, I never once felt the need to announce on a message board that I'd found my latest teenage poster crush and called it my husband. :lol:

I know... I'm very angry about this. That's why I laughed at him rather than giving him message board kudos like dorky YOU did. :lol:

Finding certain women attractive is extremely dorky, I know.

I MEAN, GOLLY GOSH, GIRLS ARE ICKY! YUCK!

/The Little Rascals

:rolleyes:

the can refers to the approximate shape and textue of what you still consider your vagina.

it's not a spousal designation dummy, it's a title. like Miss America and Miss Universe. or in your case Miss Repugnant or Miss Nauseating.

Kali has truly become the Buzz Killington of PD.

she's like sheik's retarded wonder twin.

She is an enemy of fun and the saltpeter to joy.

saltpeter. :lol:

ok, we should stop now. this thread is about a beautiful, intelligent, talented woman. kali has no place here.

No, it's DORKY to give someone KUDOS for announcing who his "wife" is, while you're aware that the celebrity he speaks of will never bat a lash when his name is spoken... if it ever is. :D

Really? Have you seen my vagina and know it well in the same way you're married to a different celebrity than last week? :D

Does she know she has this "title"? Even better, does she care? HAHAHA :lol:

Where did I give "kudos"?

I just agreed that she was attractive, and told him about some movie she was going to star in.

YOU'RE. READING. TOO. MUCH. INTO. THIS.

:spaz:

Sheik? You mean the guy whose balls you used to try to caress until you found that TitsMcGee was willing to give you a feel in return? :D

If this is your "fun and joy", then you didn't stand a chance to begin with. :D

Says the 38 year old geek who gives celebrities titles to be his, while denouncing the last celebrity that didn't know him - over a real man that she dated. :lol:

Oh go pick the sand out of your labia, you awful spoilsport. :B):

Stop thinking about my labia as your means to fun and joy. :D

Ugggh. :<_<:

:D Did you get your "clarification" about why he "dumped Natalie Portman" for this new celebrity that also doesn't know he exists yet?

Before you signed on, did something make you think of sadus? :lol:

Gibberish.

Nope, I'm right on the money, TitsMcGee.

:D In this very thread you announced that you were thinking about sadus while on a bus in NYC :wub:
Then you told him that you were "not really clear on" his " rationale for dumping Portman" :lol: You went on to say that because of this "so I'll need some clarification".

HAHHAHAHAHAHA!! Poor pathetic you.