I Hate Your Guts (Political Deathmatch)

Title: I Hate Your Guts
Description: by James Norton

ManBearPig - November 15, 2008 11:56 PM (GMT)

I first noticed it on my Uncle Paul's night stand next to a copy of Boys Life magazine and some used tissues. Was suggested to me by him while I was helping him delete files from his hard drive.

After reading this book I think we can finally put Jimcy along with the literary greats such as Hemmingway, Hunter S. Thompson, Walt Whitman and Nathaniel Hawthorne. In fact I would venture to say more so. Has Whitman ever asked a girl of questionable gender to use his face as a toilet? I think not!

It can be purchased at Ted's Porn and Paperback Emporium.

Dr. Gonzo - November 16, 2008 03:31 AM (GMT)

QUOTE (ManBearPig @ Nov 15 2008, 04:56 PM)

It can be purchased at Ted's Porn and Paperback Emporium.

Is that anywhere near Ted's Ghost Fighting Products Emporium?

He sells fans so you can blow the GHOSSSSSTSSSS away from you!

Pats&Sox - November 16, 2008 12:32 PM (GMT)

If you cant be funny, be offensive!

ManBearPig - November 17, 2008 02:08 AM (GMT)

QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Nov 16 2008, 03:31 AM)

QUOTE (ManBearPig @ Nov 15 2008, 04:56 PM)

It can be purchased at Ted's Porn and Paperback Emporium.

Is that anywhere near Ted's Ghost Fighting Products Emporium?

He sells fans so you can blow the GHOSSSSSTSSSS away from you!

I believe the best way to deal with these ghostssts is when they come to drag you away start masterbating until morning. The ghostssts don't come near you when you are doing that.

Dr. Gonzo - November 17, 2008 03:25 AM (GMT)

QUOTE (Pats&Sox @ Nov 16 2008, 05:32 AM)

If you cant be funny, be offensive!

I take it you've never heard a single episode of O&A, let alone seen any of Norton's standup? Yeah, I would think so.

ChampsX5 - November 17, 2008 04:24 AM (GMT)

QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Nov 16 2008, 10:25 PM)

I take it you've never heard a single episode of O&A, let alone seen any of Norton's standup? Yeah, I would think so.

I think he was referring to himself.

Dr. Gonzo - November 17, 2008 04:28 AM (GMT)

QUOTE (ChampsX5 @ Nov 16 2008, 09:24 PM)

I think he was referring to himself.

Ah.

Well played, sir. Well played.

I wonder if he's too busy writing a sequel to "Silent Spring" in his pristine forest retreat to worry himself with things like comedy and levity.

Pats&Sox - November 19, 2008 06:10 PM (GMT)

QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Nov 16 2008, 09:25 PM)

I take it you've never heard a single episode of O&A, let alone seen any of Norton's standup? Yeah, I would think so.

I have seen his stand-up "comedy". He isnt funny, hence I said "if you cant be funny".

I take common sense for granted until I stop by this board.

Dr. Gonzo - November 20, 2008 06:21 AM (GMT)

QUOTE (Pats&Sox @ Nov 19 2008, 11:10 AM)

I have seen his stand-up "comedy". He isnt funny, hence I said "if you cant be funny".

I take common sense for granted until I stop by this board.

You sound like a Paula Poundstone fan, Pats.

How is this not funny?

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wildhare - November 20, 2008 09:40 PM (GMT)

Ok, I watched each one and only came close to one smile (blowing the ghosts away with the fan).

:shrug:

Dr. Gonzo - November 20, 2008 11:24 PM (GMT)

QUOTE (wildhare @ Nov 20 2008, 02:40 PM)

Ok, I watched each one and only came close to one smile (blowing the ghosts away with the fan).

:shrug:

You are all diseased.

Dr. Gonzo - November 20, 2008 11:26 PM (GMT)

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wildhare - November 20, 2008 11:37 PM (GMT)

QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Nov 20 2008, 03:24 PM)

QUOTE (wildhare @ Nov 20 2008, 02:40 PM)

Ok, I watched each one and only came close to one smile (blowing the ghosts away with the fan).

:shrug:

You are all diseased.

Yes, with having a good sense of humor.

Dr. Gonzo - November 20, 2008 11:40 PM (GMT)

QUOTE (wildhare @ Nov 20 2008, 04:37 PM)

QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Nov 20 2008, 03:24 PM)

QUOTE (wildhare @ Nov 20 2008, 02:40 PM)

Ok, I watched each one and only came close to one smile (blowing the ghosts away with the fan).

:shrug:

You are all diseased.

Yes, with having a good sense of humor.

You don't like Morning Zoo personalities, do you? Please say no.

ManBearPig - November 21, 2008 12:10 AM (GMT)

The best one of them all

wildhare - November 21, 2008 12:54 AM (GMT)

QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Nov 20 2008, 03:40 PM)

QUOTE (wildhare @ Nov 20 2008, 04:37 PM)

QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Nov 20 2008, 03:24 PM)

QUOTE (wildhare @ Nov 20 2008, 02:40 PM)

Ok, I watched each one and only came close to one smile (blowing the ghosts away with the fan).

:shrug:

You are all diseased.

Yes, with having a good sense of humor.

You don't like Morning Zoo personalities, do you? Please say no.

Hadn't really heard them before, so I went and checked them out. The prank calls are great.

My fav....

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Dr. Gonzo - November 21, 2008 04:23 AM (GMT)

QUOTE (wildhare @ Nov 20 2008, 05:54 PM)

QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Nov 20 2008, 03:40 PM)

QUOTE (wildhare @ Nov 20 2008, 04:37 PM)

QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Nov 20 2008, 03:24 PM)

QUOTE (wildhare @ Nov 20 2008, 02:40 PM)

Ok, I watched each one and only came close to one smile (blowing the ghosts away with the fan).

:shrug:

You are all diseased.

Yes, with having a good sense of humor.

You don't like Morning Zoo personalities, do you? Please say no.

Morning Zoo isnt a show. It's what local radio shows with wacky contests and shitty comedy bits (they also usually have a woman on the show, known as "the hole", whose sole job is to tell the guys to "Knock it off" or "Stop it!" when they get too outrageous...*honks clown horn*.)

These kinds of shows are so stereotypically unfinny it makes me want to puke.

These shows also feature people who speak in "radio voices", which are also annoying.

Dr. Gonzo - November 21, 2008 04:24 AM (GMT)

QUOTE (ManBearPig @ Nov 20 2008, 05:10 PM)

The best one of them all

Hahaha yes! HUDDLAH HUDDLAH!

*clown horn*

Dr. Gonzo - November 21, 2008 04:40 AM (GMT)

Here's the "comedy gone too far" bit in it's entirety.

And here's another gem, where some dumbshit caller from California phones in and complains about the show like an absolute tool, then makes an outdated cartoon reference which everyone berates.

And lest we forget the infamous "Dragon Wagon" call, featuring Dragon Wagon, the hyper-religious hillbilly trucker who "prays" for the show's "immoral ways", then doesn't understand why he's getting made fun of like the bag of douche that he is.

* Dragon Wagon Part 1

* Dragon Wagon Part 2

Lip My Stocking - December 1, 2008 11:23 PM (GMT)

Norton appeals to the 14-21 male wrestler demo. He makes Dane Cook seem almost funny in comparison.

On a sidenote: SpaceDopeDope and Shiek thought Cook was hilarious.

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