Title: Happy Endings
Description: by Little Jimmy Norton
ManBearPig - November 1, 2008 03:21 AM (GMT)
Featuring hilarious anecdotes of Mr. Norton. Whether its about him blowing other boys as a child, musing about his letter to an old girlfriend on how he would love to cave her face in or hiring ugly, fat prositutes to give his mule a good old tug. A great read the whole family would enjoy. If not, I hope you suffer a massage stroke on your daughters wedding day and fall face first into the cake.
Dr. Gonzo - November 2, 2008 08:46 AM (GMT)
The pendulum is indeed swinging back the other way.
ManBearPig - November 2, 2008 05:28 PM (GMT)
People better "get outta my way" come Nov 4.
Dr. Gonzo - November 2, 2008 08:54 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (ManBearPig @ Nov 2 2008, 10:28 AM) |
| People better "get outta my way" come Nov 4. |
Will you be voting for RRRRRRRRRAMONNNNNNNNNNNNE at Ted's Shot-Put Palace?
ManBearPig - November 3, 2008 02:53 AM (GMT)
RAAAMMOOOONNEE. Michelle Obama starred as the horse's head in the Godfather.
I'd vote but unfortunately my party ended in 1945. But fuck voting anyways. Voting is for queers and child molestors.
Harrison Bergeron - November 4, 2008 11:47 AM (GMT)
:brow: Uh... What the f*ck are you two babbling about?
Dr. Gonzo - November 4, 2008 11:33 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Harrison Bergeron @ Nov 4 2008, 04:47 AM) |
| :brow: Uh... What the f*ck are you two babbling about? |
RRRRRRRAMONNNNNNNNNNNNNE, somebody anally fuck Barack Obama with the Constitution!
ManBearPig - November 6, 2008 02:14 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Nov 4 2008, 11:33 PM) |
| RRRRRRRAMONNNNNNNNNNNNNE, somebody anally fuck Barack Obama with the Constitution! |
RRRRAAAAAAAAMMMMOOOOONNE. Why did Obama cross the road? Because his wife's a cunt.