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Feel so.... old.
:paleface:

Happy 30th anniversary of the day of your birth, cynic.

Hope you had a good time and got some great gifts.

You can put an end to this aging stuff. :whistle:

On business travel. Hopefully there will be nice gifts for me on my return tomorrow evening.

Yeah, but killing someone so I get the death penalty seems extreme. Unless I have a volunteer. Are you game? :devilgrin:

I am. Get ready for a little dismemberment. :devilgrin:

Yeah, somehow I'm not shocked you are looking for me to tear you apart. :yup:

:devilgrin:

As usual, cynic, you have that reversed. I'm the one with the saw.

Who said anything about a saw? I'm just talking about tearing you apart. :yup:

Don't worry... you'll like it a lot. :lol:

Why be a coward? Cut out the "middle man" and just slit your own wrists.
I have faith that you're tough enough. :)

Tough enough to slit my wrists? That's the #1 way for girls to off themselves. Explain the toughness in that? Also what's tough about offing one's self? And what fun would it be to stalk myself? Surely my skill-set demands a bit of a challenge similar to a hunt. :yup:

Oh and thanks for the birthday wishes. :thumb:

Why must there be a hunt? This is about ending the aging process, not about whatever you consider fun.

Slitting of the wrists seems pretty painful and tough to me.

Happy Birthday. :)

happy belated birthday bro


sorry i missed out

Have some cake!

lol

What do you do? Actively search for all posts made by Pats and if you think he was making a joke you reply with an :lol: or a "lol"?

This just in: Not everything that Pats types is funny. :nope:

thats basically the sum of it cynic.

btw - happy belated birthday.

Most of Pats humor is funny to me, even if it apparently makes you act like a cry baby. :D

Yeah, that was me crying. :logik:

deep end & you

a perfect couple.

What are you even talking about?

Did you recently watch an old 80's action flick where the male hero and his lame lines made you hard... so now you're mimicking? :logik:

If you weren't crying, why do you care that I laugh at the funny things that Pats says? mmmmhmmm :whistle:

keep painting that picture of yourself Kali

I don't care that you laugh at him "being funny" even if it isn't. But every thread where he says "something funny" you tell us that you are laughing. Why do you care that we know that you are laughing? mmmmhmmm :whistle:

I don't care that you know... I care that HE or anyone else that makes me laugh, knows. :D

You should try to deal with the anger that occurs while "reading" one of my laughing posts.

You and Oak are two peas in a pod. :yup: Seeing anger in every post is a problem Kali. Seek help.

anger? where?

i did? where?

crack? you smoke too much.

:lol: Oh no! :o


This was the "battle" YOU picked... not me. Dork. :D

People who smoke crack aren't welcome in the military. Thought you'd know that Sarge.

again, please show me the accusations made.

:nope:

your stupid accusation about cynic getting upset started it loser.

Quit trying to suck cynic's cyber cock... it's pathetic. :D

WOW!

dumb and childish -

now be a drunk like NOIP and hit the trifecta! aim high! :thumb:

"Trifecta", must be your word of the month. YAY!

How's cynics wiener taste? lol

yes, because 'weiner' and 'cock' aren't words you've ever used :spaz:

seriously - do you ever stop and wonder "what the fuck is wrong with me?" :blink:

Ummmm, what? :blink:

Goddamn, is there a happy birthday thread that doesn't devolve into a pissing match?

No, Kali's a member of this board, so it's inevitable. Which is awkward since she's a girl. :blink:

as long as the women are cleaning do we really care if they make a mess?