Well tonight, I was walking around my apartment complex when I heard some splashing going on in the pool area... So curious as I am, I walked to go check it out. Now keep in mind that mostly old people live at my apartments so I wasn't expecting to find anything crazy...

I head down to the pool area and look at the hot-tub...TWO hott ass girls in there... I didn't even know they lived there.. and they were all alone.. so I thought.. 'hmmm might as well see what theyre up to'... I go down there and ask them if they were new to the building and they told me they were college students who just got a place together... just as I was about to leave they asked me if I wanted to come and see their place .. So like anyone would do I said HElll yeah!

We go up there, just me and these two girls in bikini's.. me trying to hide my hardon.. and I'm gettin all shaky and nervous.. then they open the door and I come in, it's lookin pretty good... they share a bed too wow.. so I sit down on the bed with the both of them and then I thought, Hey.. I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geico

Youre such a loser!!!!!: Thats the Allstate Stand. Are you in good hands?

I knew this had to be fake as this was how 90% of Skin-e-Max movies start.

I knew it! I was like there's no way 2 girls would be alone at night.

Admit it fellas you had your pants unzipped while reading this story.

yeah, I had my laptop while taking a shit

well guys i won't be on for a while i just killed the dude that came up with them fuckin geico ad's.

You can do iiit!

Tony Little is a pussy gettin Machine!!!!!!