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| Bryan Riegel: And now ladies and gentlemen, the moment you have been waiting for... (Bryan and Steve are surprised to see a list that Colt Cabana has placed between them) (Colt whispers something in Corino's ear, and then whispers something into Riegel's ear. Riegel looks at Corino who gives a shrug and a nod of approval, and instructs Bryan to hand the microphone to Cabana.) Colt Cabana: Seeing that this is the Trios tournament, and one of my partners is Steve Corino, I have come up with a list. A list of people that Colt Cabana would like to have a three-way with. (Bryan unfolds the list, which appears to be quite lengthy) Bryan Riegel: Brittany Spears and Christina Aguilera...Madonna and Cher...Ginger and Mary Anne...Bertha Faye and Alundra Blayze...Peg Bundy and Marcy Darcy...Hilary and Chelsea Clinton...The Jumping Bomb Angels...Charlie's Angels...The Olsen Twins (crowd starts a Colt chant)...The Sweet Valley High Twins...the black chicks from Sister, Sister...The Duff Sisters...The Pointer Sisters...any two hot nuns...Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty...Suzanne Sommers circa Three's Company and Suzanne Sommers circa Step by Step...Dark Journey and Sweet Sapphire (Corino: "She's Dead!")...Jackie Brown and Foxxy Brown...Apr(Bryan: "Are you sure?" Colt: "Read it!" )April Hunter and Slyck Wagner Brown (CM Punk: "Whoa whoa whoa...Don't Hate...Appreciate!")...Sensational Sherri and Peggy Sue...Wilma Flintstone and Betty Rubble...Laverne and Shirley...Marsha and Carol Brady...Anne Heche and Ellen DeGeneres...Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young...Fashion Queen Barbie and Skiing Vacation Barbie....and to finally end VERSION 1 of this list by taking it to the EDGE...El Dandy and Lita!!! I don't know what I can say to top that except for this...weighing in tonight at 241 pounds and hailing from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, he is a member of the Extreme Horsemen, the King of Old School, the King of Kings, and your F'N god of professional wrestling....STEVE CORINO |