Title: The Travesty that is...
Description: CELEBRITY WRESTLING!
Nemesis - April 23, 2005 06:20 PM (GMT)
Ok, this is going to apply only to the UK crowd (sorry the rest, not intentionally exluding you, and you may have your own version of this gladiators meets popular entertainment clash)
does anyone else here think that for one week only they should get some REAL wrestlers into Celebrity wrestling, do a battle royal and have them pummel the Celebs into the ground. My picks for this:
The Dudleys (Silverstedt through a table!)
Kurt Angle (suplexes through (apparently not easy-break) glass)
Undertaker (He's big, they aren't)
Sandman, The Rock (in I Quit over-the-top mode) and HHH (with sledgehammer)
Basically, I agree with Roddy Piper. The show is a complete ego-farce! If they actually made an attempt at genuine wrestling I might have some kind words to say, but after the realities of the sport in Tough Enough, this is just NOT on!
Your thoughts, as always.
B)
M.D.K. - April 23, 2005 07:14 PM (GMT)
OK OK it sucked!
But any show that has Victoria Silvstedt, Jenny Powell, Kate Lawler, Leilani Dowding and That bird from liberty X groping each other gets my vote!
Come on Pocket Rocket!!
ideal matches -
Gentleman Jim vs Regal
El Diablo vs Razor Ramon
Pocket Rocket vs Mysterio
Oliver Skeete vs Booker T

Leilani

Bird from Liberty X
Harpsichord - April 23, 2005 08:06 PM (GMT)
I refused to watch it; I don't agree with it f**k the totty on display.
Anyway; I wish I could get to America to go to a RAW event.
I want to get the entire crwod chanting "Slut! Slut!!! Slut!!!" etc! At Lita
Matt Gray - April 25, 2005 12:08 PM (GMT)
*sigh* I love my Canadian chicks... we got some hot ones, don't we fellow Canadians?
M.D.K. - April 25, 2005 12:12 PM (GMT)
M.D.K. - April 25, 2005 12:17 PM (GMT)
case for the defence your honour.

Matt Gray - April 25, 2005 02:55 PM (GMT)
Are we forgetting one Trish Stratus is Canadian?
M.D.K. - April 25, 2005 03:03 PM (GMT)
no i didn't forget, just wouldn't touch her with a bargepole. I am not into the slut look anymore. More of a girl next door type.
SWIFT - April 25, 2005 07:53 PM (GMT)
Although I like Trish...I must do this.
People who have dominated Trish...
-Kurt Angle
-Vince McMahon
-Jeff Hardy
-Christian
-Val Venis
-Albert
-Vince again...
-Test
-Chuck Norris
-Big Show
-Doink the Clown
-Shelton Benjamin
-...Christian AND Shelton Benjamin
-Y2J
-*Vince once more
-...Jeff Hardy, Christian, Test, AND Albert...at the same time
-SWIFT...yes, SWIFT--what? You don't believe me? Fine then...
-SWIFT and Y2J...at the same time
-Kane
People who will dominate Trish...
-my boy, the original pimp himself--Viscera! Did you see how he put that smooth talkin' game on her? "I like to mix business...with a whole lot of pleasure." Viscera--you get the Swiftcedemic Scholar award of the month.
*= Vince didn't actually join in, but watched Hardy, Christian, Test AND Albert go at her.
M.D.K. - April 25, 2005 08:15 PM (GMT)
you gotta get it right Swift it was 'bidness'.
He is like Barry White
...
only fatter
....
in a raincoat
......
and more alive.
"Buzzsaw" Brian Justin - April 25, 2005 09:39 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (M.D.K. @ Apr 25 2005, 08:15 PM) |
you gotta get it right Swift it was 'bidness'.
He is like Barry White
...
only fatter
....
in a raincoat
......
and more alive. |
Fatter than Barry White?
:blink:
Is that physically possible?
M.D.K. - April 25, 2005 11:07 PM (GMT)
Have you seen V-Man?
He is like a shiny ball!
Plus I swear he is wearing my friends mums raincoat to wrestle in
Nemesis - April 26, 2005 12:16 PM (GMT)
Yeah, what is up with that mac? Is it so he make a funny crackling noise everytime he moves? or is it in fact the only thing keeping him in 'that' shape? as without it, he would kinda ooze all over the place... or something.
:blink:
Case for the offence against Canadian chicks
Alanis Morrisette
Celine Dion.
think that pretty much settles it.
M.D.K. - April 26, 2005 12:19 PM (GMT)
celines up there in my piccys for the prosecution plus some for the defence!
SWIFT - April 27, 2005 10:03 PM (GMT)
You know, I've been considering buying a black Vis coat...and the vest. I KNOW for a fact I'll hit people with that heel kick...that's his ONLY cool move as he sounds like that dude from WCW Revenge (the fake Onita)
Viscera: BRRRRAAAAAK!!!! *heel kick!*
Canadian Chicks in Defense of!
-Christine (porn star)
-Betty Rubble
-uhhh...The Canadian Chick in the Olympics...you know, for swimming...no? Nevermind then...
Canadian Chicks Prosecuting...
-Ms. Piggy
-Barney the Dinosaur
-Velma from Scooby Doo
M.D.K. - April 27, 2005 11:20 PM (GMT)
Defending velma, you take off those specs and that chunky jumper and you got yourself a minx!
*silence*
MMM is it truly wrong?
*silence*
Oh come on
*silence*
(New thread idea)