You're Rhyno...It's after WM XXI--you've already GORRRRRREEEEED!!!! Sharon Elizabeth into a swimming pool and also in a drunken fit you broke a vase in a hotel--it's pretty obvious that either you're going to become Heat's greatest jobber...EVER or you're gonna get canned.

Whatelse you've got to do--but GOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEE people?

Here's the concept--it's very similar to the "Hassan Interruption Post", go round and GOOOOORRRRREEE people in everyday situations. Famous people, board members, everyone is fair game. :D

How do you play :blink:

Glad you asked BeeK! I knew I forgot something...
EXAMPLE:...

*Vince is in the ring*

Vince: I got a call from Brock Lesnar saying he wanted to come back to the WWE...Well, Brock--you can come out here...join the Kiss My Ass Club and then I will give you your job back!

*Brock Lesnar's music hits, Vince looks back and GOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!*

...only something more clever, that's just a bland example. It's exactly like the Hassan topic...just with Rhyno

Oh ok.

Vince- You filed a lawsuit on me Brock? Well.... I'm sueing you for being on New Japan. Now get the hell out of my ring!

"Brock's music plays"

Brock- Vince.......... I love you.

GORE BIATCH

Where's the GORE!!!!!

Here's a nice quick joke.

Man walks into a bar. GOOORRRREEEE!!!!

A man jumps out of an aeroplane and his parachute fails to open.

Being a cool calm and experianced sky diver the gentlemen goes for his back up shoot. But DISASTER that also fails to open!

Panicking the man prepares to face his mortality, but then there is a small ray of hope. He see's Superman directly beneathi him on the ground.

MAN: Superman Save me!

SM: Okay citizen.

Superman braces to catch the man and it looks like the man will be saved, but suddenly...

GGOOORREREEE!

Rhyno gores superman out of the way leaving the man to crash to the concrete below and certain death.

LMFAO!


Good one, Kram! ;)

*Michael Cole is out in the ring with Torrie Wilson and Stacy Kiebler in their bikinis.

Cole-Now its time for our diva lip kissing contest
GOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEE!!!

LMAO Super Man got GOOOORRRREEEEEE...heh, there's your Kryptonite right there. :D

*Cena is in the ring with the WWE Title*
Cena: DA' CHAMP'S RIGHT--

*Rhyno just GORES the WTF outta Cena! We see the back of Heyman's head from the corner of the TV*

Heyman: GORE! GORE!! GOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!

CROWD: HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**!! HOLY SH**!!!

Fans-Owned newb ez.

Goldberg reappears on WWE TV.

Goldberg challenges anyone to a match to start off his new winning streak.

Rhyno enters the ring and guess what...........
















































GOOOORRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm.....

Man: I'd like a Whopper meal please.

Girl (16, spotty): What drink would you like with that?

Man: Oh, err... Coke please.

Girl: Pepsi ok?

Man: Err... the difference is? Yeah yeah, its fine.

Girl: Would you like to go large

HIYAAAAH!! AIYAAAAHHH!

Hassan: Here we have Fat-Americans raping the world for the sake of their cheap fast-foods and....


GOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B)

(sorry, was running out of ideas for the hassan post)

Goldberg: May I take your order?

BeeK: Can I have a mega Whooper meal? BLAAARGH!!!

Goldberg: Wha--We don't have a "mega Whopper meal". BLAAARGGH!!!

BeeK: WHAT?! No mega Whooper meal? You ass--RHYNO SIC HIM!

Goldberg: WH--*GOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!*

Customers: YOU GOT SERVED! YOU GOT SERVED!! YOU GOT SERVED!!!

Sandman is walking down a bridge drinking straight up from a beer can and a kendo stick in his hand.

A goat passes by Sandman. Goat grunts. Sandman is completely drunk. He turns around and shouts "What ya say biatch?"

Sandman smacks the goat upside the head with the kendo stick.

Suddenly Rhyno comes flying out of a passing car.



GORRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

superman being gored was awsome

*Vince is at the clinic getting his prostate exam*

Vince: Stop doing that, dammit! I'm Vincent K. McMahon!

Doctor: Don't worry...OK, this may hurt a lit--

*Rhyno runs from behind the curtain and--*

GOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEE!!!!

*The Doctor up Vince's ass*

Vince: AAARRRGH!!! AHHH!!!! DAMMIT!!!

JR: OH MY GAWD! Did you see that Kang?!

King: What are we even doing in--

GOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!

JR: I'm not gonna stay to get--

GOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEE!!!

Edge is standing in the ring infront of batista. There in a match, Edge spears Batista, and batista kicks out after two. Edge goes around the ring, and turns around and gets spinebusted by Batista, Edge is down the referree is checking up on Edge. Edge rolls out and the ref follows him, Batista shakes his head, and turns around.

GORE

Edge dives back into the ring, and pins batista
1
2
3
Edge goes out, and parties with Rhyno. They became the Spear, and Gore team, and win the tag team championships. Another day Edge is fightnign benjamin for the iC championship. Edge spears Benjamin gets.

GORE

LA FIN!

If anyone knows of any reason why this couple shouldn't be joined in holy matrimony speak now or forever hold thy piece........


Rhyno comes down gores the Vicar and the bride but thinks the groom is a bit too tough for him

NewsReader: "And now they are carrying the pope out for his public display. What the hell, an overgrown man in a singlet has GORED one of the carriers and the pope has gone flying. They are trying to pick up the pope but as they lifted him, the man GORED him too!"

Night Rogue and Devon AIre are walking down the street by the side of a lake with crocodiles.

Rhyno comes running...

GOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oooppsss.... Rogue and Devon moved out of the way

Rhyno gored himself right into Crocodiles mouth.

NR

Stevie Wonder is playing Piano when Rhyno GORES him but Stevie recovers and puts Rhyno through the Piano

Rhyno is at the job center.

Staff: So what can you do?

GOOOORRRREEEEE

New York Rangers are about to be handed the stanley Cup when

GORE

There are so manty things wrong with that statement. lol

Yeah Hockey or let me change that the NHL is basically dead lol

Smackdown World Champion John Cena is celebrating after another crappy win.

Rhyno jumps the barrier.

GOOORRRREEEE

a guy is sking when out of nowhere he gets GORED

next day , same guy is sky diving and he gets GORED then rhyno falls to his death

(We see the Croc Hunter: Steve Irwin holding a snake.)

Steve Irwin: Oi!

GOOOOOOORE

(Steve gets bitten by the snake and then.)

AIYAAAAAAAAA AIYAAAAAAA

(Davari spits on Steve.)

(Childish I know but.......)

Hero Brogan comes back to criticise my posts and opinions again.... when Rhyno comes out of nowhere to

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Him back to GWF

(Childish I know but.......)

Hero Brogan comes back to criticise my posts and opinions again.... when Rhyno comes out of nowhere to

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Him back to GWF

Wow M.D.K. that was a massive gore. I would really hate to be on the recieving end of one of them ones........... Say lets read the newspaper...... WOW FUNNYS, I LOVE FUNNYS........ GO..no wait for it, its coming............ GORE!!!!!!!

AIAAAYA AIYAAAIA


Gary Coleman: What ya Talking bout Hassan

GORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLEMAN MOVES AND GORES RHYNO

(There is a vase just sitting on a stand in a hallway. People walk past it every now and then. Some commotion is heard coming from afar. Then footsteps are heard coming closer and closer to the vase and.......)

GOOOOOOOOOORE

Rhyno and some of his old ECW mates are out for a night of Bowling.

Its the last frame and Rhyno needs only one more spare to beat Tommy Dreamer. He rolls the ball expertly down the alley, watching, waiting. OH NO! Its a seven-ten split! Frustrated he goes for his second ball.
A flash of inspiration hits him, he lets the ball go, watching it head to the left, takes a step back and then

GOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Dreamer is hurled through the console, destroying it! The computer crashes and registers the spare.