I saw this thread started up on another site and it was funny as hell. OK, notice how Mohummad Hassan seems to come out at just the right moment and interrupt a great moment? You know, when the music comes on and stuff?

OK, the purpose of this game is to think up a perfectly normal everyday situation or an important situation where Mohummad Hassan and Daivari would interrupt...

EXAMPLE

*Lita and Matt in the ring...*

Lita: Matt, I am so, so sorry I cheated on you with Edge! Will you please forgive me?

Matt Hardy: Lita, I will--

*Hassan's music* AIYAAAAHHH AAAHIYAAA....

Got it?

The scean is in a bedroom of a young man and woman....

Man: No way it won't hurt at all.

Woman: I don't know. What if i am not ready?

Man: Please? It has been such a long time please?

Woman: Maybe yours right i mean how bad could it be.....

*Hassan's music* AIYAAAAHHH AAAHIYAAA....

LOL

*Hulk Hogan is ordering a burger from McDonald's*

Goldberg: May I take your order?

Hogan: I would like a big mac brother! And on that big mac, I want American--

AIYAAAAHHH AAAHIYAAA....

Extremely nervous man: will you marry-

AYIAAAH! AIYAAAAAH!

(A man and a woman are sitting in a bedroom on the bed.)

Woman: Oh its so cold.

Man: Well lets warm things up.

("Trojan Man" is heard being said by several men.)

Trojan Man: Did you say warm, then you should try.........

AYIAAAAH! AIYAAAAAAAH!

General: Men leave me, I shalll stay here and ifhgt of the scorge

Men: we will never elave you sir, we will fight till we are all dead

General: thank you me this is truly the be-

AYIAAAH AYIAAAAAHHH

*high school graduation*

"This is the graduating class of 200--"

AIYAAAAHHH AAAHIYAAA....

Priest: Do you take this man?

Man: I do.

Priest: Do you take this man?

Man: I do.

Priest: You may kiss the man.......

AYIAAAAH! AIYAAAAAAAH!

Mohummad: Is this legal?

*I sit down to take a dump*

"OK, buddy roll! Let's go--"

AIYAAAAHHH AAAHIYAAA....

"WTF!!! NO! NO!! NO!!!"

Vicar: Many amongst us loved poor Gavin dearly, and it is with a heavy heart that we lay his body to rest. Ashes to ashes dust to....

AIIYAAAH!

...speak now or forever hold ur peace

*Hassan's music* AIYAAAAHHH AAAHIYAAA....

Man: I'm as frustrated as christopher reeves doing the hokey pokey

AYIAAAH! AIYAAAAAH!

Man: Holy Shit its mohummad Hassan lets call team america

AYIAAAH! AIYAAAAAH!
*hassan runs off a cliff the end*

Vince Mchanon:Everyone Ive got Somthing to Tell You About Torrie Wilson Last Night i saw Torrie Wilson and Stacy Kiebler in Bed and then

Linda mchanon:I Dont Love yopu any more Vince it was me in the Bed with Torrie and Stacy and

AYIAAAH! AIYAAAAAH! mohummad Hassan

mohummad Hassan Is Coming down the Ramp to the Ring he then Slides Into the Ring with Divari

Divari:ETHDJSUJEJJDJ WJHDJIWHUED USFIWEHWihfdwi

mohummad Hassan:What The F**** Is he Saying

mohummad Hassan:I Havent had a Match In the Card for Wrestlemania This Pisses me Off


mohummad Hassan:Besides that Retard Eugene Peed in My Shoe and The Big Show Forgot to Flush the Toilet I Can SMMMMMMMEEEEEEELLLLLLL What Big Show was Cookin I tell Ya

Vince Mchanon:F***** OFFF Divari And Mohummad Hassan I Was talking You FAGS

AYIAAAH! AIYAAAAAH!

Divari and Mohummad Hassan Leaves the Ring

Vince Mchanon:Now What

along the busy streets of LA a pram is strolling on a hill as a lady screams after it.

Mother: My baby my Baby wonts somebody...

AIIII AIIAI AIIIII

Man: What was that lady i never heard what you said....

***screeching tires***

Timone and pumba: hakuna a matuta what a wonderful

AYIAAAH! AIYAAAAAH!

Timone: Get him simba

Hassan:AYIAAAH! AIYAAAAAH!

(hassan dies the end)

Judge: Michael Jackson, will you please stand?

Michael Jackson: AH Heehee...*does ultra smooth dance* Yes your honor?

Judge: Mr. Jackson, on accounts of child molestion, the jury has found you--

AIYAAAAHHH AAAHIYAAA....

It's quiet, very quiet. The room is small and dimly lit with only a candle in one corner for light. In the center of the room is a single couch. The very couch were this man and woman had sex the previous night.

MAN:
"You know, Marie. Last night was great. Thank you."

With the man smily proudly at his girlfriend, the woman tries her best to avoid his eye contact. With her two blue eyes staring at the ground she begins to speak...

WOMAN:
"It was, but I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

The man's smile flickers, but refuses to fade.

MAN:
"What ever could spoil the wonderful night we had?"

WOMAN:
"Chris, I went to the doctor's today."

A tense silence fills the dimly lit room as both lovebirds stare lovingly into each other's eyes.

WOMAN:I'm pr....

AIYAAAAHHH! AIYIYAAAAHHHH!

Mohammad Hassan appeards out of nowhere, followed by his shorter manager; Khosrov Daivari. Chris and Marie look in confusion Hassan makes some gesture to the sky. Daivari then walks straight up to the woman and starts screamign in her face.

DAIVARI:
"Haji! Haji mokov quiq friaf haijghan! Haji haji ghofs hgajm Mohammad Hassan!"

As Khosrov Daivari makes hand gestures towards him, the couple's attention shifts.

HASSAN:
"You see, the problem we have here is the fact that once again, another american is born. What about us?"

Suddenly, the room bursts into red and yellow strobe lights as the heavy guitar chords of 'Real American' burst into light. The couple hold hands and watch on as a fullydecorated Hulk Hogan marches into the room and trades blows with Mohammad Hassan. They starts fighting out of the room and the lights fade out. However, the randomness continues as the sound of glass shattering fills the room. The woman turns to look at the window behind her but the man brings her head back to the front where she sees Stone Cold Steve Austin give Khosrov Daivari a Stunner, sending the short midget lfying out of the room. Austin turns round and gives two middle fingers to the couple, oen for the man and one for the woman, before turning around again and following the soarign Daivari. With all the chaos seemingly faded away, the room continues to it's usual state.

MAN:
"So.....what were you going to say?"

Little kid: I just want to be a toys r' us ...

AIYAAAAHHH AAAHIYAAA

Hassan: Toys r us is an evil american company, just like captian america is a fag

hassan gets decapitated and you see blood on captian america's shield

Captain America : Thats Slander

LMAO :lol:

Maury: ...and we're back! So Korner, you say you're not the baby's father?

Korner: I'm 110% sure, Maury! I've never seen that woman in life, she's a filthy bird and we've never even talked!

Woman: (shrilly voice) You lyin' Kornah! Why you lyin'!!!

Maury: Well Korner, we're about to find out...I have the results here! When it comes to Korner and 6 month year whats-her-name...Korner you are--

AIYAAAAHHH AAAHIYAAA....

Kobe Bryant: It was willing sex your honor, and she is very ...

AIYAAAAHHH AAAHIYAAA

Hassan: Kobe Byrant you american scum you rapist and crack .....

Pee Wee Herman jumps on Hassan's back

AIYAAAAHHH AAAHIYAAA get the fag off me ahhhhhhhhhhhh

*Carlito is in the ring*

Carlito: Me spitting in Michael Cole's face...das was cool! We rolling up Cena for the US Title...dat was cool! Me--

AIIIIIYAAAAH AIIIIHIYAAAAA....

Carlito: Wh--DAS NOT COOL!

OMG. I hope that happens, it'll be class if it does! lol

Hassan oughta turn face. I know how he could.

Micheal Jackson's Accuser is on the stand

Accuser: Yes, he stuck it in that ho...

AIYAAAAHHH AAAHIYAAA

Hassan: Micheal Jackson is a wierd F*ck!

the whole court room join in with a big

AIYAAAAHHH AAAHIYAAA

(Episode of Maury Povich)

Maury- Charlie we're gonna see if you are the father of 2 year old Earl

*Maury opens the package*

*Charlie & wife are crying*

Maury- Charlie you are..........................

*Hassan's music*

AIYAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AIHHIYAAAAAAAA

Hassan- I'm the father!!!!!!!!!!

lol those last two were rich...

*Hassan's music*

AIYAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AIHHIYAAAAAAAA

JR: Mohummad Hassan is coming out here with Davari

The King: I can't stand those two--

AIYAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AIHHIYAAAAAAAA

JR: MY GAWD!!! He just interrupted his own music!!!

*man & doctor are in the office and the doctor pulls out a folder*

Doctor- Well George, Your HIV Test reads as follows.........

Man- Oh lord please, I'll never bang a homeless old woman again

Doctor- George you are HIV...............................

*Hassan's music*

AIYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH AHIYAAAAAAAA

*a teenager sitting with his parents*

Boy: Mom, Dad...I dunno how to say this, so I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. Mom, Dad I'm g--

AIYAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AIHHIYAAAAAAAA

Episode of Jerry Springer

Jerry- So Ashley do you have something to tell Ricky

Ashley- Ricky baby, you know i care for you and i will do anything for you. But you've wondered why i'm 6'5 and always have to shave

Ricky- What is it baby, tell me

Ashley- Ricky i'm a m--

*Muhammed Hassan's music*
AIYAAHHHHHH AHIYAAAAAAAA

DOCTOR:
We have the results of your cancer test.

MAN:
Well? IShould I be sittign down?

DOCTOR:
You have...

AIIIYAHHH AIIYYAHHHH!

DOCOTR:
Excuse me, but why are you saying that? :blink:

MAN:
I'm just nervous about the result... :unsure:

*in the hospital*

Doctor: C'mon Lisa, PUSH! PUSH!

Husband: Lisa, you can do it sweetie!

Doctor: I see the head--It's a--

AIIIYAHHH AIIYYAHHHH!

Lisa: WHAT IS GOING ON?!!! ARRRRRRGGGGH!!!!

Daivari: Kishnak! Hassan kishnak ish rokka kishnak!!!

Hassan: That's right! Just what we need, ANOTHER American!

Daivari: PUT IT BACK! PUT IT BACK!!!

*Daivari gets on the floor and starts pointing at the baby's head*

Daivari: BACK! BACK!! BACK!!!

Drive Instructor(Shawn Micheals): Looks like your going ot pass the test

Student(Chris Benoit): Horray!

Shawn Micheals: Stop redlight.

The Beniot stops, and you see Muhaamid Hassasn walking across. Beniot puts t he peddle to the metal. Micheals puts the instructors break on,not knowing that hassan is crossing. Micheals looks up, and sees hassan crossing, he immeadietly lets go of the instructors brake. And the car zomms ahead. I think you know the rest.

P.S: Whats the difference between a dog getting hit by a car, and Muhhamid Hassan getting hit by a car. Theres skid marks leading up to the dog.

In a prison cell

Small man: What the hell are you talking about? Why do you keep calling me fish?

Large man: O you will see, don't worrie. Now don't be scared this is to sting a little.

Small man: What the hell are you doing. don't unbuckle your belt....

*Muhammed Hassan's music*
AIYAAHHHHHH AHIYAAAAAAAA

Policeman: Sir! Put the gun down, we dont want anybody getting hurt. Release the hostage and we'll talk.

Gunman: F**K you man! Your gonna shoot me if I do, I gotta wife and kids and all that. The courts are on my back cause my repayments are overdue, my boss is giving me hell at work and all the while I'M JUST TRYING TO GET ALONG DON'T YOU HEAR?!

Policeman: Calm down sir, the negotiator is here now. Try to calm down, everything is going to be alright...

AIYAAAH!! AHIYAAAHH!!

Muhammad: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF BEING IGNORED!

Davairi: Mashoosalib, MUHAMMAD HA-

AIIYIIII AIAIAYYYIIII

Scholar: ...and now we present the Nobel Life-time Achievement Award to Mr. Vincent--

AIIYIIII AIAIAYYYIIII...

Vince: WHAT'S GOING ON!!! MOHUMMAD HASSAN?!! DAIVARI?!! THAT'S IT, YOU'RE F--

AIIYIIII AIAIAYYYIIII...

Vince: CUT HIS MUSIC! CUT IT!!! LIKE I SAID, YOU'RE F--

AIIYIIII AIAIAYYYIIII...

Vince: Sto--AIIYIIII AIAIAYYYIIII Stop it--AIIYIIII AIAIAYYYIIII DAMMIT--AIIYIIII AIAIAYYYIIII...YOU IN THE TRUCK--AIIYIIII AIAIAYYYIIII...YOU'RE FI--AIIYIIII AIAIAYYYIIII...

Hello all and welcome to WWE NO WAY OUT! I'm Jim Ross here with Jerry the

HIYAAAHH!!! AIYAHHH!
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Welcome all to the greatest event in sports entertainment history, Wrestle....

HIYAAAH AIYAHHH!
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good Evening all. Its Summer.....

HIYAAAH AIYAAHH!
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Ladies and Gentlemn! Welcome to Survivor Series! I'm Michael Cole together with Tazz as we....

HIYAAH! AIYAAHH!

Tazz: WHAT!

Cole: You mean they havn't come up with anything else to do with them after 11 MONTHS!!!

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lol swift that baby one was classic

LOL thanks

*HASSAN INTERRUPTS GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY*

Abe Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago--

AIIYIIII AIAIAYYYIIII...

*Beniot steps through the Stargate and makes him TAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!*

LOL AWSOME

Swift, my french might be a little off, but isn't it Chris BenOIT

not BenIOT?

Just wondered if you'd noticed.

B)