So, I wake up. Go downstairs, eat a hotpocket, get some water and grab my caffine. Get on the bus and sleep for 20 minutes and walk into school to put my jacket away and head down the stairs. I shove my hands into my pockets and pass the regular people I pass.

"Fuck this, I'm not doing shit today."

"Yo Helfy got a cigarette?" Some deush asks me

..1..

So, I get to the commons right? I wade through the fucktards standing in the door, all the people swooning over each other. And who do I find? Tim standing around being *#$, Jay being a moron, Heather and Joe and Derek sitting on the floor with Newman spread out next to them, Jeff over in the corner by the vending machines and those goth kids over by that pole in the center and James over in the corner reading something, the same shit EVERY DAY. Did I mention the fucktards standing in the door? I fucking hate that crap it's so god damned annoying. People who forget to walk I swear the next person who forgets to walk will be taught how by fucking force lightning!

"Tim, wtf?"

"I mean, really wtf? We do this shit every day! Same god damned crap, with Jeff over there and her all over him, and then in 5min sean will walk in and talk to some people, and in like 2min brian and james will walk up and we'll talk about some shit and maybe somewhere in between i'll get a chance to kick Jeff's ass..."

"Fuck this." And I walked out.

I walk over to matt and sighed.

"are you as bored as i am in the morning?" i asked him hoping his response would be a yes. it was the same shit every day! i was hoping that something would happen in the school. then it hit me. "mat! lets get everyone together and ditch school!" i said in a not so high voice but high enough for it to sound excited.

i add a hell yea but some how the plan fell apart as i realized it was a saturday. so we all hung out at the mall then had a huge starcraft tournament and jeff got raped in the first round by all of xg6 just for fun but then in a wierd system of events all of our comps exploded and we had nothing to do once again.

then we disbanded for a bit and i took a huge relaxing shit. then start called matt and i was like "WHO AM I SUPPOSE TO FIGHT" nad matt was like "YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE HERE...... FOR ME" then i had a nutri grain bar and i was like "I FEEL GREAT" and i told matt that he was hott and i was gonna marry him and have lots of babies. then jay puches me and shatters his hand. i started laughing my ass off and we walk to bate's house to pick him up.

((Fezzod..uh..what the hell?))

I walked inside, and looked around. So, yeah, I was a genius..whatever. Being transferred to highschool didn't seem like a big deal. Too bad I changed all my grades and forced myself into highschool, of course, I didn't plan on informing anybody of that.

Gazing around still, I found myself in "the commons". There was Jay, speaking loud, and Matt getting pissed. I was confused, but not nervous. There were many people I had already known.
I followed Matt, who was stamping away.
"Where you goin'?" I asked.

I woke up and realized that I wasn't at the mall on saturday but in my bed at two o'clock in the afternoon. God it felt soo great to just lay there in bed doing ABSOLUTLY nothing. It all came to a hurdeling crash when my two younger brothers came upstairs and screamed into my ear telling me I had to get up..Fuck that shit.
Later I came back to my moms house and checked out the forum which was so boring without me :D and posted a bunch of shit like always.

Before I knew it it was 6:00 am and time for school, I didn't want to move for I was so comfortable in my bed but I had to get up..I couldn't miss another day of school. I dragged my ass out of bed and headed out to my bus stop, stood out in the cold until my bus driver came to pick me up and sat on the bus blasting KMFDM to drown out the assholes on the bus. As I got to school I went inside and walked up to the library where I met Bates who was just standign around doing nothing..How exxciting..But I did need to see hime for I owed him two cd's for him doing my sig and helping me with my lab in high tech. We went over to the commons where I saw Matt, James, and tim standing talking about some boring shit and laughing it up. Soon the bell rang and slowly we all started to leave except for Jay...who for some reason just stood there....doing nothing...Oh well.

I came out of my daze and ran after them

"GUYS WAIT! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!!!!" i said as i tried to catch up to them.

I sighed

"Yeah, you're right Jay... lets blow this joint..." As I saw Gelfman rounding the corner
`0-0

"Matt... what are you doing here?" I said, quickly realizing that he had successfully FUCKED THE SYSTEM

"Well, either way... Let's cut for today.. and go on wild cartoon antics!" I shouted, noticing Tim with his eyes glazed over again

"Fucking damnit... you arent stoned are you? damnit you piece of trash, let's go."

"WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT!!! WHO?!?!?!?!?"

me then me and matt mind battle and i accidentally slice his right arm off!

I start to shoot at Matt with my two pistols..They slowly come flying out of the barrel spinning and all Matrix like.
"Oh my fucking god you dirtbag!!" Matt yells at me. Five minutes go by as the bullets come straight at Matt. He doges with great speed!!.
"Shit I missed!" I said as Matt charged at me with his light sabre.
"Die you dirtbag!!"

"DIEEE!!!" I screamed unleashing an incredible force lightning barrage upon him.

And he also sends many bullets blazing at me but after a minute and a half of them traveling in SLOW MOTION I dodge them!!!

Dodges Matt's force lightning and kicks him in the balls.
Bates who was looking on shouts to me " Oh Ed! You sausy bastard!"

I leaned against the door frame and watched as my "friends" acted like a bunch of annoying rip offs of their favorite media icons. "Well well well boys, it seems as though it's another day in the neighborhood." Saying this I realized that I had run out of snapping entrance lines, you know the ones I use constantly. "What's this I hear about ditching? And where do you think you're all going to go with a...car?" As I said I car I gently hung the keys of my little shitbox grandam in front of me. I kicked out my right leg and spun on my left, walking out the door I awaited the gaggle of geeks to begin their typical following me activities.

then i wiped out my spirit sword and cut off sean's legs and he was bleeding everywhere. Then i took the keys and i drove to pick up matt, ed, and bates. Then we went to the gym to test out our sexy muscles and this big sexy gay guy comes over in a tight pink pants with a tank top and gives matt a big flaming hug and .....

((:lol: Why the hell am I in this?))

I laughed as Tim went into another of hishomosexual fantasies about men in pink pants. He also really thought he coulda ttack people with a spirit sword, what a dork. I jumped into the car through my busted drivers side door that was nearly impossible to open. "Guys, drivers side back door is busted, go around the other side if you want in." I called back.

i was like damn you sean then i tried to slide across the hood but fell off and broke my ass.

"..."

Sean with a car... i dont fucking trust him with a toothbrush... fuck that.

"Yeah, let's get the hell out of here." I said as I climbed in

"Hmm... I've got it... Let's go... to..."


"LAS VEGAS!"

"i'm game" i said as i too attempted to pull a dukes of hazzard and slide across the hood of the car....unfortunatly i flew over the hood and smacked my face on the ground. i got in the car grumbling and not to happy i couldnt pull off a dukes of hazzard stunt.

**one week later**

Vegas was fucking nuts, so nuts, i cant remember anything. I just know that im tired as hell on this craptastic monday morning.

So, it's like math right? I fall asleep, and the next thing I know is im in the library talking to Ed. And we're walking down the hall cause the bell to end 5th period just rang and this fucker.. oh myg od... walks up to me...

"CHECK OUT THESE GUNS!"/flex

"YEAH! CHECK OUT THESE GUNS!" I respond as I pull out my FWG5

"What the FUCK is wrong with you?"

bitches all around

it was good while it last guys

I felt a little woozy, and opened my eyes slowly to find myself surrounded by darkness. As I try to gain my bearings the floor beneath me begins to shake, and I check behind me to realize I'm inside the trunk of Sean's car...somehow. I could tell it was Sean's car because Matt was threatening to kill Ed via his lightsaber while at the same time dodging bullets.

I manage to jimmy the trunk hood open with a jack to see us pass a road sign...

"Welcome to Tacoma."

...The rest of the ride I'm left to wonder how the hell we ended up in Tacoma, Washington, and not to mention if anyone else realizes this. Probably not.

It is just a few minutes after Matt and Joe Papillo had their "Flex off" and I went to Gym as Matt walks away laughing his ass off. I get to gym and realize that it is just me and hand job jeff today because Bates was sick.

We get to class and are lost without Bates's guidence. After Gym we went to Chemestry where I fell asleep for 40 minutes. Before I know it it is 9th period and Matt gets back his test with a score of 95. I say "How the fuck..I can't even fucking read your handwriting, were you even trying to write your name it just looks like squiggles!"
Matt replies "I don't even remember what I did yesterday"

i met up with everyone after school had let out and bashed my head into a tree to try and think of something.

"hey...who wants to go bowling?"i asked

just then out of no where joe dressed as a german house wife comes out and farts so bad blue flames shoot out and set a hord of rabbits on fire. "Ich bin eine kranken hause" joe shouts anf starts playing the bongo's

"Yes! That we shall!" I said as Jay proposed a bowling expedition

"Let us journey with our rag-tag bunch and the newly aquired German House Wife Joe With Bongos!!!" I laughed "TO THE SMITHTOWN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL!!!"

as we walk to to bowling aley meet me so as matt would put it "dirtbags" and he use his jedi skills to defeat them easily. Then as we walked through the door