SEAN VS. GRIZZLY BEAR!





Which would you find more frightening if you approached it in the woods, AT NIGHT?!

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DEBATE.

EASILY Sean. I'd at least know that if the bear decided he wanted me dead, he's do it the old-fashioned way, by tearing me to pieces.

Sean would no doubt make me suffer through at least five to seven days of rape, torture, and intense whining about why I forgot to include him in something.

God, gives me the shivers just thinking about it...

Sean would keep you alive, slowly cutting you to inflict pain while you're tied up and he would just yell at you for hours straight. He'll constantly threaten to kill you and act like he's about to finish you off and you'll be begging for him to because you'll just want it all to end. By the end you'll be calling him Daddy and fall in love with him being truly convinced that there is no greater honor than to be abused by your master, at this point when you become truly happy he will finally kill you crushing all of your manipulated hopes and dreams at which point he will move on to his next victim, most likely a 15 year old asian girl.

...wow....thats really detailed



but dude....the fear of sean abusing you with a soddering iron and burning horrible words into your skin before you died for all your family to see on your decaying corpse is sinister. i mean really sinister....thats like....more sinister than skeletor. i also fear sean will one day go beserk and tear somebodies limb off((doesnt matter which limb the fact still remains ITS A SEVERED LIMB!))and use it has his monster club, and as he beats everyone to death take a small part of their body or outfit and make a necklace with them...like...helfs glasses, gelfs eyes, jeffs hat, marks foot, my fingers. sean can also gobbl e us up like a monster...yes i used gobble because its the steriotypical word for when a monster eats something. seans hair can also be a dark abyss for all i know....he can just engulf us in it and it will be like our own personal hell...or purgatory...... seans a scary guy.


whats a bear got.....claws and teeth

whats sean got....an arsenal of sick and sadistic ideas

ROFL, I for one had to vote for the Grizzly bear. Sean may be all these definitions of evil, but there is some good in Sean. I have seen it. Being called Grizzly bear most of my life, I have grown to hate the animal, I have not however, grown to hate Sean.

So last night we came up with an idea. The next thing we film isn't gonna be some crappy show, but fights between Sean and different types of animals. We'll start him off small with a deer, and then move him up to Grizzly Bear. Sean of course thinks he can take a Grizzly Bear, so lets give him his shot.