How many of us here are sick of his shit? I know I am.

:Mike

I used to not enjoy his company, but only because i did not know who the real matt helfgott was, I was indeed worthy of the title "Shit-cock" but now I cleared my eyes of the shit and the cock and I say....he is a jolly human being.....I love you Matt helfgott, will you marry me?

:volgin
IVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

Its give or take. I dont mind Matt though. I think he can be a really nice guy. ^_^

Dont get me wrong. WE all love Helfgott. But there are times where you want to smash his face in.

Eissa, Listen....

So do you have ovens?

Many of us do. And for good reason.

:jay

I really tire of his attitude, the way he purposefully tries to offend everyone. He can honestly be quite the remorseless dick at times; not to mention that he takes pride in the fact when it obviously offends others. Plus, his utter lack of motivation and perserverence is disturbing and depressing. Granted, you did suck at Choy-Li-Fut, but you don't need even more time with which to sit at home masturbating in front of your computer screen. And I think we all remember the stint he had in 9th grade where he refused to bathe reguarly or do homework because of EverQuest. Which brings up another point: as much as he mocks Sean and Jay for this fact, he himself appears rather unkempt; it's not all deceiptful appearances, either. Get rid of the chin-strap, for God's sake.

And to answer your question, Matt, I'm not being a little bitch, you are.

Wow.....You said what we were all thinking.

sure he can be a dick.....but that doesnt mean he's still not my friend. i mean, sometimes the things he says to me that are about me kind of get to me....but its something that i'm learning to deal with because hey, he's helfgott

The point is that you shouldn't have to learn to deal with those things from someone you consider a friend. And yeah, I have naturally greasy hair, it's genetics, ask my father.

Do you think your craptacular stubble is any better?

Damn! James is just a time-bomb, ticking away!

I don't mind him being a dick if he's making a point and is right. Otherwise, whatever he says doesn't count for anything.

You'll have to show me the lab results before I believe that.

Stubble, signifying that I can and do shave. And "craptastic" as it may be, it's certainly not grody like Helfgott's beard.

Okay great you shave, keep up with that then and don't let it get to the point where it is all crappy looking. Also as much as all of you may hate his beard he himself may like it. Why should he have to try to impress you guys? Anyways I think his beard looks fine, maybe he could shape it up a bit but I think it still looks okay.

HUHUHUHUHUH MAYBE I LIKE MY STUBBLE HUHUHUHUHUHUH

Yea that's great, keep it then I am not telling you to get rid of it. I am just stating a fact that if you feel the need to say Matt is annoying for not shaving off his beard that it is retarded and not at all up to any of you guys.

... So why don't we all go back to insulting him based on his personallity. Will that make everyone happy? <_<

i think that will work

Technically this topic's responses have just about all been breaking rules. I'm going to let the offenses slide and close the topic.