"Your pathetic. I'm gonna give the stairs another try." I walked back up and tried to find a room for myself. Suddenly, after seeing them, I yelled, "NO!" Flying back down the stairs, I bounced into Sean. "There is only two rooms! One for girls and one for boys! I gotta sleep in the same room as Jay! OH GOD!"

OOC: I decided I'm going to be incredibly sarcastic instead.


We were sitting on the couch in our new house. We had all just been chosen for a new reality show, they take a bunch of existing friends and throw them in a house together. Then once a week they vote them off. The prize was a mystery. Unfortunately it was hosted by William Shatner.

"Welcome...TO THE HOUSE. This is your...FIRSTDAY. Live your life as you...normally would, I will..inform you of the rules later."

"What do you know, bills a whole lot of help." I said as he walked out the door. I was talking to Gelfman, i figured that he was gonna have a lot of fun in this game. Backstabbing and being a bastard sounded like fun to me, I figured he'd be interested as well.

I came flying into the room and ramed my head into the wall plowing it through "I'm going insaaaaaaaaane....hey a penny" All these thoughts just went through my mind like a bar of soap in a squids tentical and I can feel everybody watching me......"wait....we're not going to be in the same house are we"

I walked into the house and looked around.

"COMPUTER! computer computer computer computer" i yelled as i ran to the computer and signed on immediatly to talk to ashley. "aaahhh computer....i missed you so, your my first true love" i said as i started tohug the computer.

I watched as jay began his idiocy yet again. "Oh gee Jay, I'm sure the computer loves you back. Good thing Achleybot 2001 is always signed on." I was being a dick, and it was fun.

I slowly got to my feet. "Imbecile." I walked upstairs. "Wow kind of a nice house.." I looked around and became lazily dizzy. I fell backwards like a feather and rolled down the stairs. "Im officially an ass." I said, rubbing my head and walking back into the living room or den, or, whatever.

I watched as Matt rolled backward down teh stairs. "Gee matt, I guess it didn't hurt your thick skull. Jay, leave the computer alone, I'm sure it's A drive is tired of being violated by you." Jay was being especially idiotic lately, and it was begining to piss me off. "Someone here is gonna get shot soon, you know that right?"

"leave us sean! precious...my...precious" i said in a gollum voice while i started to hug it. i even started to slobebr all over it for a few minutes until i finally sat down and discussed my future of becoming a pirate with my love ashley.

"QUIET! YOUVE SLEPT IN THE SAME ROOM AS ME BEFORE! REMEMBER ALL THOSE TIMES WE SLEPT OVER EACHOPTHERS HOUSES!" i yelled as i was so rudely interrupted rom talking to my love ashley and from typing on thye keyboard that i would call my own while i lived in this home with them.

"Oh this is gonna be REAL fun. I'm sleeping on teh couch, fuck the rest of you." I wandered into the computer room with jay. "Bet you're having a whole LOT of fun. So stupid, how much are you payin this girl?" Sarcasm was my newest obsession, it was fun as hell.

"2 cents and a piece of lint...actually nothing, i'm not into buying love" i said as i drolled over my two obsessions, ashley and talking to her on the wonderful black computer screen. "oh and i claim this to be my room, of course you can use the computer...but wait until i'm awake...AND WHEN I SAY OUT YOU GET OUT!" i yelled not trying to piss off sean.

"Crap. What the hell is wrong with you Sean, it's like setting off fireworks while standing on a nuke." I chuckeld for a second, then immediatly stopped. "I'm hungry." Slowly I wandered into the kitchen.
I heard Jay talk about taking over the computer. "HANG HIMMM!" I said flying into the room. Once in awhile I actually acted like a normal person. "Jason, you're gonna die if you don't calm yourself. What computer knowledge do you have anyways? You know what ABC means?"

"Yeah, he thinks it means already been chewed. Hey Jay, I would love to see you try to make me laeve this room. Plus, there's no bed in here. And I swear if I catch you trying to sleep on the couch I'll pull your nose bone out your ass!"

"actually the nose isnt bone, its cartilage...so dont say nose bone its incorrect" i said as i continued talking to ashley. "ashley taught me that" i added with a smiled as little cupids began to fly around my head shooting little jays and ashleys.

"I thought there was a bone in the nose." I said, my eyebrow raised at Jay.

"Well then you're an idiot. I broke my nose Jay, there is a bone in yor nose, it's called your septum. I broke it when I was seven, I should know. You and Ashley can take your cartilidge and shove it. Aren't we all so sure they're gonna last a long time?"

I spent most of the night to myself. I wanted to win, but at the same time it seemed bleak. Unlike some of the participants, it seemed that I had entered with no alliance, and worse, maybe some animosity from others. Who cared? What would happen if I lost? Nothing, that's what. Sean would rag on me for a day or something and everything would go back to normal. Still, I didn't like backing down, and winning definatly had more than a few perks to it.

I lifted myself from the couch, it was a simple one, black leather, with a few slits that allowed the dead-white substance beneath to ooze. The other guys were making quite a commontion on their own without me, I was better off that way...less time for them to take their little snipes at me.

When I walked into the computer room, I saw the usual display between Sean and Jay...Jay made a fool of himself, and Sean and Gelfman were all too eager to scold him for it. The only thing that was left was to wait for Jay to submit to Sean's will in another stupid remark and the cycle would wait to repeat itself. Sometimes I felt bad for him....
Sometimes...but I learn fast.

I looked to them and was tempted to only offer a weak "hey" in remark to them...but this moment could define everything I do for the next few weaks.

"What's up guys?" I calmly asked them.

Bates had decided to join us. "Hey man. I guess the silent learned to talk." My sarcasm was trailing off lately. It sucked to lose my sarcasm, but it would come back soon enough. "So, who are we gonna get rid of? I say Joe."

"NOT JOE!!" I screamed as I ran into the room, late as usual.
"Sorry I'm late guys, there was more traffic on Coroscant than usual...you can't vote off Joe. He's a comidian! Without him we will all go insane. This place will become like the spice mines of Kessel...except without the giant spiders..."

After speaking before I thought, before I had even fully observed my situation, I looked around the room and sighed. Just great. I was surrounded by a bunch of teenage boys. Well, things won't be boring, anyway, I thought, as I tried to decide which planet this situation most resembeld.

"Well well well, looks like we've got a jedi here. I'm a comedian too ya know." I looked at Diane strangely. "Do I know you? Who brought her here?"

"why me huh why do you want ot get rid off me, is it because you think I'm better than you huh huh huh I say gelfman look at him can't even walk up stairs without falling and I can make a mean shishcabob and we all need those for food and food is for eating and eating makes fo rliving so I should stay" I said what I ment and I ment what I said
I'm faithful 100%"

I stared at the one with the dripping sarcasm and felt through the Force that this was Sean.
"You must be Sean. I am Diane of the planet Earth. I am sister to Natalie, I lived with Joe for a month, his brother is my roomate, and his parents are my godparents. I know Jess very well since she is Natalie's best friend and we all hang out all the time, and she once punched my boyfriend in the eye. Oh, and Jason talks to me daily online...I'm not sure why...::glances at him licking the computer and makes a face:: though now I see he's really a droid in love with a machine...Glad to finally meet you, Sean. Heard all about you from Jess. Oh, and I must warn now. Joe, Natalie, and I are all connected through the Force, so if you try anything with any one of us, we will all know."

I eyed this new being carefully, trying to decide if he was being truthful, or a very clever Tuskan Raider.

"YOU'RE DIANE!?! Oh awesome. Natalie's gonna be here isn't she?" Finally I got to meet Diane, I heard she was nice guess it was time for me to find out. "Well it's getting kinda late, who's brilliant idea was it to start this thing at night anyway? I bet it was Shatner, damn Trekkies." I walked back into the den and turned on this brand new big screen, high def TV. "KILLER!"

::I had actually been there the entire time. I ahd arrived early as usual. I always seemed to be everywhere 30 minutes early. I had bunkered myself down in the girls room sitting on a bed with my sketch book open. I had been drawing nothing other then Link from Zelda. It was actually quite cool, he had his sword out and Navi was....there was a loud commotion downstairs and I knew the others had finally arrived. But the thing was....I wasn't done with my drawing yet. Never seeming to be able to put down a drawing before it's done I continued. Finally about an hour later I was done. I clomped downstairs in my shoes which were always half a size too big for me and in my best fitting jeans which i thought showed off my butt pretty good. I was wearing non other then my Zelda tee-shirt that said "Don't make me go Zelda on you." It made me feel confident...like Link, so when i got to the bottom of the stairs I was in a good mood. I saw Jay, Sean and Gelfman standing around the computer. Jay seemed to be acting like an ideot as usual, but I had learned how to ignore him pretty well. then I saw Diane and Joe.::
"GUUUUUUYYYYS!!!!" ::I ran at both of them but before I could hug Joe he managed to block me, as usual. Of course I got a tight squeez on Diane who squeezed back ahrder, practically choking me.::
"This is gunna be SO much fun! All of the people from online all my friends hanging out together! This is gunna ROCK! Almost as good as playing Zelda!" ::And then I eagerly opened my sketchbook to show everyone the tuberly awesome picture I jsut drew of Link. I shoved it under Diane's nose::
"LOOK!"

"Oooh." I said, staring at her beautiful artwork. "Your are as artistic as the wind cathedral of Vortex. Grand Admiral Thrawn would have loved this." I said, giving the greatest compliment I could think of. I always loved Natalie's pictures.
"Draw more." I said, as I usually told her. I wanted to give her as much encouragement as possible. I wanted her to be a galactic sucess.
"Joe hug Natalie." I said and wandered off to see what was in the frige. Hopefully something that had been processed about seventy times. I hate fresh food in winter.

::I beamed, then shoved my book under everyone else's nose to show them::
"Notice the intricacy in the detail of his sheath. Every detail is in correspondence to the ocarina of time game!"

"What the hell?" I stared. "When did we get so many people?!" Then I turned my attention meter down. "Oh hey bates." I said walking over to him, hoping in the two steps it took to get there I wouldn't be killed in someway.

I was surprised that Gelfman responded to me, but also relieved. The population of the house increased quite well and I finally met the.....eccentic Diane and Natalie. I noted Diane's entrace...it was like she was qeued to enter as soon as the target was Joe...I wish someone would do that for me. I was stooped on the stairwell near me, Natalie was shoving a piece of paper under everyone's face and Diane and Joe were gobbling it up. I'm sure it'd be my turn to look at it soon enough, and I'm sure it was a great piece of....art, but hell, damned if the modest one ever got his desires. I stretched back, maybe trying to match the sheer lazyiness that Gelfman seemed to have. A grin appeared on my face...I hated opening my mouth since I wore braces and I looked like an idiot everytime I smiled.

"Hell, things are going to get real interesting from this point in." I didn't want to hint at any alligences or betrayals that I might be planning....my plan was to wait until after the first elimination.

"Yeah. Well, guard me." I hoped Bate's knew what I meant when I layed down on the couch and closed my eyes. I explained tiredly. "I want to wake up in this house, not at the gates. Thanks." I fell asleep.

After fighting over a bag of cookies with Joe and losing because he stuffed the whole thing in his mouth at once, I decided I was full and wandered back into the living room. Natalie was trying to get Jay to look at her Zelda picture, but his positronic brain was otherwise occupied. Matt was snoring on the couch, lazy as a Hutt, and it was then I noticed the shy, quiet kid sitting on the stairs. I walked over to him, not sure what to make of this guy.
"Hi, I'm Diane. Who are you?" I said, sticking out my hand in the earth custom of hand-shaking. I liked earth customs.

"Gee Diane, that's gonna be REAL usefull. In case you hadn't noticed, dopey is asleep." Yep, the sarcasm was back. I could hear a great ruckus upstairs and I went up to see what was going on. It was Shatner, no big surprise. He had gained a lot of weight lately.

"Youshould...Getallyourfriendstogether...down...stairs" I did so

We were all sitting on the couch, I had tried to wake Gelfman in hopes that he would accompany us. "Nowthat..you're all here...ICAN..explain the rules. Once a week you will be voting someon out of the enterprise...I mean house. Incase...of a tie, the two tied people will...have a match to see who stays...I will be the one and only judge. (RP amtch to decide ties) Your votes will be...reporteddirectlyto me...you will use that computer that the one designated Jason has found...You will IM your vote to me at Sacrificialhero2...that is all for now..." He began walking towards the door and turned to us one last time. "Oh and don't forget...one of you is...KAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNN!!!!!" Witht hat he left

I walked over to Sean and stared at him, confused. Was he on sweetblossm? The kid I was talking to was not asleep. Gelfman was asleep, but he was the only one. I squinted.
Then Shatner walked into the room, said some things in a language I didn't speak, and left.
"I don't understand his species." I said. "What what he just said important? Was it about the politics of this house?" I said, though I knew plainly well what was going on. One of my strongest tactics in an unknown situation was to play dumb. If it worked for Han Solo, then it would work for me.

Gelfman had my promise, I wasn't going to do anything to him while he took his seemingly normal horizontal position.

Later that night, I was addressed to by one of the girls of the house, this one was Diane, and obviously the zelda-fanatic was Natalie. However, before I could sputter a word out Sean interupted me and in turn was interupted by the irrasable William Shatner. He went through the rules of this house is what some would say is broken dialect...but I never found anything strange at all about his manner of speaking...odd. Diane questioned what he had said...that was funny, that killed me...maybe she really wasn't of this world...I mean, alien life is always a possibility.

"He's just saying that every week one of us will be gone, so make all the friends you can." I took her hand in my own, trying not to smile as I shook her hand. One thing that for some reason meant a lot to me was a handshake...dunno why, I remember laughing about Gelfman's "dead fish" handshake...I think it was because of that one episode of "King Of The Hill" when Hank refused to vote for a canidate because of his handshake.

"I'm Brian, well...I'm sure you probably know me better as CrossKnight." I uttered, it was strange...I didn't like talking to people I didn't know well too much, but I never had any trouble introducing myself to people, guess its cause I liked to try new things...after all, why else would I be here?

I immediatly flew to my feet, looking around. "Good, I'm not in flames." I rubbed my eyes and walked upstairs. "I have some exploring to do."

::After I was done showing my piture to everyone and getting their comments, I closed my sketchbook and tucked it neatly under my arm for safe keeping. I figured I should introduce myself to everyone who's faces I didn't know already.::
Hmm let's see...Jay, Sean, Diane, Joe.....so those two I don't recognize must be Hokage and Crossknight....hmm...what were their real names again? I wlaked over to Brian first (not knowing his name was Brian yet.)::

"Hey I'm Natalie, are you Crossknight or Hokage, and what's your real name?" ::I said cheerfully. I had been looking forward to meeting Crossnight because judging by his rping style and the way he typed online, I knew that he and I would probably be the most mature people in the house. I knew that many were intelligent, probably more so then myself, but when it came to maturity I saw some hopeful qualities in Crossknight online that the others didn't possess. I glanced over at the rest of the room. Joe was still stuffing as many cookies in his mouth as he could, geting people tp bet on how many he could fit in at once. Jay was STILL licking the computer monitor, and Diane laughed in her shrill way which meant insain joy. I looked back to the stranger I ahd just introduced myself to and smiled, ignoring the commotion behind me.::

"Oh! Crossknight! So you're real name's Brian, right. Okay, cool. Nice to meet you. Sometimes I can get a little overexcited...very hyper...but don't be scared of me, I'm as gentle as Ghostling." I said, smiling like a goof. I turned around to see Joe's face so stuffed with cookies he wasn't recognizable, and fell on the floor dying of laughter. I wasn't sure what Brian would think of that, but as usual I didn't care. I find it's best to be who you are flat out, or else you confuse people later when you act differently than you had before. Especially droids, and since there was one in the house it was best to try to not act too contradictory.

I had only finished watching Diane's display when I was approached by a second girl, this one was obviously Natalie. I introduced myself as CrossKnight, then Brian, and shook her hand like I did with her sister. As eccentric as they were, they were allright, they were the kind that get along with everyone and probably always there to say "hey" when you don't see anyone else.

"So uh...I guess you like Zelda a lot, huh?" I gave a weak chuckle during my speech, something I did quite often, but grown used to, the worst kind of habit.

I couldn't do much else, there wasn't anything really to converse honestly, having just met and all, I guess we could all make like Sean did earlier and stake our claims for resting...


((This is dying....spice it up, Shatner))

Being bored and being sarcastic weren't a good mix for me. Not to mention I hadn't eaten today, I was starting to get kind of irritated. I wandered out of the den and into the kitchen, opening the fridge to see if there was anything to snack on. "SCORE!!!!!!! GUYS! I FOUND PEPPERONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I began tearing into the spiced meats, not caring that I'd pay for it later. "THIS IS SOOOOOO GOOD!!!!"

My head perked up at the sound of pepperoni. Since I'd stayed on Corellia I couldn't break my addiction to strong spices and food that was bad for you. I bounced up off the floor, shoved cookie-faced Joe out of my way and pushed my way into the fridge. I jumped up and down, waiting for Sean to give me a turn with the pepporoni.
"Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum!" I said. "Share the yum!"

While everyone did tyhere thing i continued to sit at the computer talking to my love ashley. god i loved that girl. i'm sure everyone there thought of me as obsessive, but i dont consider my feelings for her an obsession....though i do talk about her every minute oif the day.